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Dailylife A: Where do you live? A: Do you have a car? A: Do you have a girlfriend? A: Where are you going? A: Can I borrow $5? A: Let's go to the beach. A: Are you married? A: I'm bored. A: I like living here. A: We need a new mattress. A: My laptop is so slow. A: What's for dinner? A: We need to save money. A: The ocean is so big. A: I'm upset with my mom. A: Do animals talk to each other? A: I have to clean the house. A: You're watching too much TV. A: Did you write a letter to grandma? A: Why are you yawning? A: It's Sunday. A: Did you feed the cat? A: I hate shaving. A: Excuse me. A: Mom, I want a puppy. A: Look at all these kittens! A: My parents go to church every Sunday. A: My husband died. A: Today is Friday the thirteenth. A: Do you really love me? A: My parents are divorced. A: My grandma's apartment smells funny. A: The price of stamps goes up and up. A: A button came off my shirt. A: I have to go to the bathroom. A: Did you do the laundry? A: Do you listen to the radio? A: Mom, I'm hungry. A: What is there to eat? A: It's time for your bath, young lady. A: Something's wrong with my computer. A: I called HP about my computer. A: What's your email address? A: I'm going to take a nap. A: That was a nice funeral. A: Yikes! What was that noise? A: I have lots of friends. A: Don't you ever cheat on me. A: I hate to go outside. A: Will you look at this form? A: Let's go to the animal shelter. A: What's the weather like? A: I can't believe how hot it is. A: I'll be glad when winter comes. A: I'm going to the bank. A: Did you put the blue bin out on the street? A: Are you ready? A: People are funny. A: The police need our help finding a robber. A: Don't wipe your nose on your sleeve. A: I'm worried. A: I don't get art. A: What's the point? A: Beer is a powerful drug. A: My pants have a hole in the front pocket. A: Do you know any good jokes? A: You're very lucky. A: Do you know what today is? A: Poetry sucks. A: How smart are you? A: I missed the TV news last night. What was on? A: What are you going to do about your death? A: Did you wipe your feet? A: What are you getting for your mom? A: I don't like our flag. A: I had a busy morning. A: I don't have long distance service with my home phone. A: I've got a date for you. A: I think you're very pretty. A: You have pretty eyes. A: I love you. A: I'm in love with that girl. A: Give me a hug. A: Would you like to go on a blind date? A: I have a date tomorrow night. A: Did you have a date Friday night? A: I had the worst date the other night. A: I don't like that man. A: Does your girlfriend ever make you angry? A: Some people have good noses. A: Did you see "Titanic"? A: Let's play cards. A: I'm a good card player. A: Turn the radio down, please. A: I hope I win the lotto. A: What's on TV? A: Can I try your coffee? A: Let's take a walk. A: Look at the car chase on TV! A: TV news is so stupid. A: I love my computer. A: The Beatles are the best. A: Let's go to a movie. A: What's your favorite thing to do? A: They call him Father Dollar Bill. A: Old movies are the best. A: Do you get PBS on TV? A: I love to watch "Judge Judy." A: That woman is a very good singer. A: All the TV stations are going to go digital. A: I love salads. A: I love cheese. A: I used to work in a deli. A: I'm on a new diet. A: My girlfriend's mom got mad at me at the dinner table. A: I eat the same thing every day. A: There's something wrong with my orange. A: I love peanuts. A: I'm gaining weight. A: I'm stuffed. A: I saw what you did. A: I have a stomachache. A: What's this stain? A: My fingers hurt. A: What did the doctor say? A: I cut my finger. A: Do you smell that? A: Do you have a cold? A: Would you put suntan lotion on my back, please? A: I can't quit smoking. A: My back is killing me. A: My brother smokes three packs a day. A: I hate brushing my teeth. A: Let's stop for a while. I need a break and some water. A: Oh no, another pimple on my face. A: Do you believe everything you hear? A: Don't pick your nose. A: Our TV remote is filthy. A: My ear is killing me. A: Did you see the woman with the new face? A: There's something wrong with my right hand. A: I really like this house. A: We can't afford this house. A: That is a beautiful house. A: I hate looking for an apartment. A: Did you call the manager? A: Do you like this house? A: Boy, it's chilly outside, isn't it? A: This is a nice neighborhood. A: That was a huge fire in Santa Barbara. A: Bears are invading our neighborhoods. A: I need a job. A: Before you go to that interview, check yourself. A: Life is hard. A: I'm sleepy. A: I don't like my job. A: I need a job. A: What would you do if you lost your job? A: Do your students ever talk about their jobs? A: Boy, I'm glad that job is finished. A: I think I have the worst boss in the world. A: What are we going to do? A: A new hotel is looking for workers. A: I think I did something real stupid. A: I was going to be a doctor. A: I want to be a mail carrier when I grow up. A: I want to move to New York. A: Let's go out to eat. A: I can't believe how long this line is. A: Lunch was delicious. A: I'm calling the waiter. A: Let's leave. A: This hot bread is delicious. A: Is this a clean restaurant? A: Have you seen our waiter? A: Is this table okay? A: I don't believe the art world. A: Why is there so much crime? A: This is a great neighborhood. A: The house burned down. A: They say he has started fifteen big fires. A: Put your seatbelt on. A: What are you doing? A: Did you see that puddle of water on the floor? A: What happens when the fire alarm rings? A: I have to go back upstairs. A: The city is buying guns. A: You're yawning. A: People who live in California are crazy. A: Do you go to college? A: I lost my new pen. A: Gravity is very important. A: I can't read my book. A: What do you need for school? A: I like this magazine. A: My pen is out of ink. A: Have you done your homework? A: I can't wait until I graduate. A: What is your major? A: Parking at school is impossible. A: This is a huge library. A: How good is your math? A: Do you believe in God? A: The cops finally found the husband. A: I like that shirt. A: I bought you a pair of pants. A: What do we need to buy? A: I need some pants. A: What are those wipes for? A: Did you go to the 99 Cents store? A: I need a new computer. A: I got ripped off. A: Where's the pencil sharpener? A: I'm trying to stretch my dollars. A: Can we go to the baseball game? A: Golf is a silly game. A: Do you want to go fishing? A: Baseball is fun. A: Let�s go jogging. A: Tiger is the greatest golfer in the world. A: Did you watch that golf tournament? A: Who�s the greatest baseball player? A: Did you hear what happened at the baseball game? A: I want to go to the ball game. A: Golf is so hard. A: Did you hear about the ball player? A: I don't like riding the bus. A: I don't like riding the bus. A: We had a problem at school. A: Life isn't fair. A: You're driving too fast. A: Remember to put air in your tires. A: You're driving too fast. A: Let's go for a ride. A: I have to go to the bathroom. A: Where's the car? A: Look at this traffic. A: Did you see that car? A: My car is dirty. A: It sure is windy today. A: When are we going to stop? A: This is such a long light. A: I need a cheap car. A: Good afternoon, officer. A: $140. I can't believe it. A: They were in a crosswalk near school at 3 a.m. A: What happened to your car? A: I went to Hawaii on vacation. A: I like this hotel. A: I'm not sleeping here tonight. A: What time does your plane leave? A: I need to fly to New York. A: I hate flying. A: Some guy rowed across the Atlantic Ocean. A: I want to go on a cruise ship. A: I hate to fly. A: Spring break starts tomorrow. A: That hotel was terrible. A: I have to hang up. I'm so sleepy. A: My dad went to Washington, D.C. A: That was a great trip to Washington, D.C. A: Who did you vote for? A: The election is next week. A: I can't believe he won the election. A: Well, we have a new president. A: People say that everybody loves Obama. A: Did you read this article? A: Who did you vote for for president? A: I don't know why I bother to vote. A: That election for U.S. Senator stunk. A: I see that former President Bush is at a conference. A: Did you get your Official Sample Ballot? A: Have you decided how you are going to vote? 1. Setting up a Bank Account A: How are you doing today? 2. Asking about Checks A: How are you doing today? 3. Making a Deposit A: How are you doing? 4. Making a Withdrawal A: How are you doing today? 5. A Check Bounces A: What can I help you with today? 6. Transferring Money A: How are you doing? 7. Canceling an Account A: Can I help you with something? 8. Cashing a Check A: What can I help you with today? 9. Canceling a Check A: How are you doing today? 10. Using the ATM A: I need to use the ATM. 11. The Card Gets Declined A: Your total comes to $36.78. 12. Asking about Fees A: Do you have any other questions? 13. Paying Fees A: How are you doing today? 14. Minimum Balance Requirements A: I would like to open an account today. 15. Not Getting a Bank Statement A: How may I help you? 16. Reporting Wrong Charges A: What can I do for you today? 17. Opening Another Account A: How may I help you today? 1. Registering for a Class A: Hello, I need to register for a class. 2. Meeting New Students A: Hello, how are you doing? 3. Finding a Classroom A: Could you help me? 4. Buying Textbooks A: How do I buy my textbooks? 5. Talking about a Professor A: Could you tell me if you have ever taken a class from Dr. Miller? 6. Making an Appointment with Your Professor A: Professor, could I make an appointment with you? 7. Turning Homework in Late A: Excuse me, Professor. I have to talk to you about why my homework didn't get done. 8. Finding an Error in Your Test Score A: Excuse me, Professor. I think there might be an error in my test score. 9. Borrowing Class Notes A: Do you have the notes from last week's class? 10. Grading Policy A: I was wondering how you are going to calculate our final grades. 11. Discussing Your Grades with Your Professor A: I'd like to talk to you about my grades. 12. Talking to Professor about Being Absent A: Excuse me, Professor. I am going to miss next week's class. 13. Talking to Professor about Leaving Early A: Professor, I am going to need to leave class early today. 14. Talking to a Counselor A: I have an appointment for 1:30. 15. Adding a Class A: I am unsure how to add a class and need help. 16. Date and Time of a Field Trip A: When are we leaving for our field trip? 17. Where to Buy Lunch A: Hi, could you help me find a place where I could buy some lunch? 18. Using a Vending Machine A: Can you help me figure out how to use this machine? 19. Getting a Library Card A: Excuse me. I am interested in getting a library card. 20. Returning Overdue Books A: Can you help me with returning my late books? 21. Using a Parking Meter A: Excuse me, could you help me figure out how to use this new parking meter? 22. Purchasing a Parking Permit A: I'd like to purchase a parking permit for next semester. 23. Parking at School A: Can you tell me where I can park? 24. Fighting a Parking Ticket A: Hey, I got this parking ticket; can you help me figure a way out of it? 1. Calling Credit Card Company A: I'm calling today about a bill that I never received. 2. Disputing a Charge A: There's a problem with my credit card. 3. Ordering Cable Services A: I would like to order cable. 4. Inquiring about Internet Services A: I would like to order some internet today. 5. Installing High Speed Internet A: I need to get my high speed internet installed. 6. Reporting an Internet Problem A: I need somebody to come over and fix my internet. 7. Asking for Credit for Service Interrupted A: I am calling about my cable service. 8. Troubleshooting a Computer Problem A: I'm having problems with my computer. 9. Making an Appointment to Have a Haircut A: How are you doing today? 10. Making Requests to the Hairdresser A: I want to try something different today. 11. Paying the Hairdresser A: Are you almost finished with my hair? 12. Complaining to the Hairdresser A: You're spending a very long time on my hair. 13. Talking to People at the Laundromat A: Have you been coming to this Laundromat long? 14. Operating the Washer and Dryer A: I'm not sure about how to operate the washer and dryer. 15. Returning a Call to Child's Teacher at School A: I'm returning your phone call. 16. Meeting Child's Teacher at School A: It's nice to meet you. 17. Asking Someone to Run Errands A: Can you go to the store for me? 18. Riding the Bus A: How much is the fare for this bus? 19. Talking with Angry Parent A: Do you realize what time it is? 20. Cleaning Up the Room A: Did you clean your room today? 21. Buying a Burrito A: Man, I'm so hungry! Can you buy me a burrito? 22. Caring for Puppies A: Did you feed the puppies today? 23. Cooking Dinner A: What's for dinner tonight? 24. Washing Clothes A: Have you washed any clothes yet? 25. Time for Bed A: It's time for bed. 26. Waking Up for School A: Wake up, it's time for school. 1. Dating Discussion A: Do you enjoy going on dates? 2. Asking for a Date (1) A: Can I ask you a question? 3. Asking for a Date (2) A: Hi, Todd, how is it going? 4. Meeting a Blind Date A: Hi, are you Mia? 5. Calling After the Date A: Hi Linda, this is Todd. 6. An Argument A: John, I was talking to the travel agent about where we might 7. Rejecting an Invitation A: Joe, how are you doing? 8. Stopping the Relationship A: Hi Kara, it's Mike here. 1. How to Find a Job A: I was wondering if you could help me use the Student Job 2. Preparing for a Job Interview A: Could you help me try and figure out how to get ready 3. Greeting by Receptionist A: I am here for my job interview. 4. Job Interview (1) A: Good morning, I am here for my interview. 5. Job Interview (2) A: Good morning. Thank you for the interview. 6. Asking Questions at an Interview A: May I ask you how much this position pays per year? 7. Accepting a Job Offer A: Is this Mr. Wallace? 8. Talking on the Phone A: This is Ray. May I speak with Lee? 9. Making a Request for Office Supplies A: Excuse me. I was wondering how to order office supplies. 10. Offering Help A: I was wondering if you need any help on your new project. 11. Asking for Help A: Can you help me plan the office party? 12. Responding to a Plea for Help A: Is there anything I can help? 13. How to Do a Timesheet A: Can you help me with my timesheet? 14. Making a Phone Call A: I need help figuring out how to use this phone. 15. Making an Appointment for a Meeting A: I would like to make an appointment for a project meeting. 16. Rearranging an Appointment A: I had an appointment tomorrow and I need to change it to a 17. Giving an Excuse for Being Late to Work A: Excuse me for being late to work. 18. Accepting Excuses for Not Meeting Commitments A: So tell me again, why couldn't you get the supplies I 19. Asking for a Description of a Person A: What does she look like? 20. Asking for Permission A: I was wondering if I could borrow the company van for a 21. Agreement and Disagreement A: I was thinking of holding the company retreat in the 22. Certainty and Uncertainty A: I was thinking about applying for the new position. 23. Likes and Dislikes A: Whoa, look at all those ice cream choices! 24.Making Promises A: I need help preparing for my presentation on Friday. 1. Breakfast A: What do you feel like eating this morning? 2. Lunch A: What's for lunch? 3. Dinner A: What's for dinner tonight? 4. Drinks A: I'm so thirsty. 5. Fruit A: What are you going to eat with your sandwich? 6. Salads A: I really feel like eating a salad. 7. Desserts A: I want something sweet after dinner. 8. Meat A: I need to get some beef. 9. Snacks A: I'm hungry. 10. Vegetables A: What do you plan on making as a side dish for dinner? 11. Nutrition of Foods A: I really need to start eating healthier. 12. Foods Available at the Cafeteria (1) A: I'm hungry. 13. Foods Available at the Cafeteria (2) A: I want to get a snack at the cafeteria. 14. Ordering Food at the Cafeteria (1) A: What can I get for you today? 15. Ordering Food at the Cafeteria (2) A: What did you get for lunch today? 16. Where to Buy Food A: I really want to get something to eat. 17. Making a Shopping List A: I think I'm going to go to the market today. 18. Buying Meat A: I would like to get some meat today. 19. Comparing Foods from Different Stores A: Have you ever shopped at Whole Foods market? 20. Finding Foods in the Supermarket A: I can't seem to find the cereal aisle. 21. How to Cook a Meal A: I was thinking about cooking dinner tonight. 1. Health Insurance A: I would like to purchase some health insurance. 2. A Medical Emergency A: What seems to be the problem? 3. Going to an Emergency Room A: Sorry to bother you, but I was wondering if you could drive me to the 4. A Stomachache A: You don't look so good. 5. A Toothache A: What can I do for you today? 6. Buying Over-the-Counter Medicine A: Excuse me, could you help me pick out a lotion? 7. Filling Prescription A: I need to get my prescription filled. 8. Normal Test Results A: I was wondering if you have my test results in. 9. Calling in Sick A: Good morning, is this Ryan? 10. Missing Classes A: Is this Professor Clark's office? 11. Discussing Test Results A: I was wondering if I could get my test results from the other 12. Changing an Appointment Time A: I have a doctor's appointment scheduled with Dr. Smith, and I 13. Going Home Early Because Of Being Ill A: Professor, excuse me, but I need to leave early. 14. Having a Blood Test in the Lab A: The doctor sent me over here to have my blood drawn. 15. Having a Cold A: How are you feeling today? 16. Making a Doctor's Appointment A: I need to make an appointment to see the doctor. 17. Blood Pressure A: Have you been having any problems lately? 18. Not Feeling Well A: So, how are you feeling today? 19. Physical Check-up A: Good morning, how are you doing today? 20. Seeing a Doctor in an Emergency A: I need a doctor's appointment right away! 21. Taking an X-Ray A: I was told to come to you to get a chest X-ray. 22. Seeing the Doctor A: I have been having a lot of headaches lately. 23. Talking to the Doctor about Problems A: How are you doing today? 24. Taking a Urine Sample A: What is that plastic cup for? 25. How to Stay Healthy A: Doctor, can you give me some suggestions on how to stay healthy? 26. Prescribing Medicine A: Is there a medication you can prescribe to help me with my problem? 1. Calling to Get a Reservation A: I'd like to reserve a hotel room. A: My name is John Sandals. A: I'm planning to visit New York from Friday, April 14 until Monday, April B: Our room rates recently went up. Is that okay with you, Mr. Sandals? A: How much per night are we talking about? B: Each night will be $308. A: Nonsmoking, please. A: That sounds fine. 2. Checking into the Hotel A: I have a reservation. My name is John Sandals. A: Certainly. Here it is. A: Yes, I do. Do you accept American Express? B: Sorry, sir, just VISA or MasterCard. A: Yes, it sounds like everything I expected. 3. Requesting a Wake-Up Call A: I need to request a wake-up call for tomorrow morning. A: I need two calls, one at 7 and another at 7:15. B: I can certainly do that. Is there anything else? A: I can't think of anything. If I do think of something, I'll be sure to call 4. Asking the Concierge for Sightseeing Advice A: The front desk told me to ask you for sightseeing advice. B: We advise you on where to visit, eat, or shop during your stay here in New B: The Statue of Liberty is always a good place to begin. B: Hmm. What type of interests do you have? A: In my spare time, I really like to view art and go running. A: No, but I've heard a lot about both. 5. Asking the Concierge for Restaurant Advice A: I need a suggestion for a restaurant here in Manhattan. A: My date's very sophisticated, so I'm sure she would expect nothing but the B: There's always Gramercy Tavern. They have live jazz. The food is delicious, B: As you wish, sir. You'll have a wonderful time there. 6. Talking to Room Service A: I'd like to order dinner. A: I'd like to order a bottle of champagne, lobster tail, and filet mignon, medium rare. A: I'd prefer the filet, but the porterhouse will do. A: Normally, I would take you up on that suggestion, but just the champagne A: That's fine. 7. Calling to Report a Cockroach Problem (1) A: I have a little problem with room 507. A: I found cockroaches in my room. A: There are nine cockroaches in my room. I don't have time for your B: I apologize. One moment, please, while I transfer you to my supervisor. 8. Calling to Report a Cockroach Problem (2) A: I want to change rooms. In fact, I want a refund for tonight! B: And the problem is, sir? A: Cockroaches have taken over my room! B: My apologies, sir. We'll give you a new room and refund the value of your 9. Asking about the Hotel Gym A: Excuse me. Does this hotel have a fitness facility? B: Yes, we try to accommodate all needs of our patrons, including fitness. B: The gym is just below the lobby. Take the elevator or the stairs. You can't B: No, the gym is free to guests. Take your room key, however, so you can get B: The gym is open seven days a week, twenty-four hours a day. B: Unfortunately, no. If you want a trainer, you'll have to use another gym. 10. Asking for More Amenities A: I'd like to request some more amenities. 11. Asking Where to Make a Copy A: I need to copy a document immediately. 12. Calling to Report a Medical Emergency A: I need a doctor immediately! 13. Calling for a Wireless Connection A: I'd like to order broadband internet for my laptop. 14. Requesting More Supplies for the Minibar A: I'd like to order a restock on my minibar. 15. Asking about the Swimming Pool A: Is there a swimming pool in this hotel? 16. Getting a Taxi via the Front Desk A: I need to get a taxi. A: No, that won't be necessary. I just need a taxi. A: I'm going to Rockefeller Center. A: I want to leave as soon as possible. 17. Checking Out A: I am checking out. Here is the key to my room. A: Thanks. A: This hotel could use some insecticide, but my time in New York was 18. Disputing the Bill A: My amenities bill says that I owe $10 for a movie, but I never 19. Storing Luggage for a Few Hours A: I'm checking out in about half an hour. 20. To Hold a Parcel for Pick-up A: I'd like to leave a parcel for one of my friends. Is that okay? 21. Calling to Cancel a Reservation A: I'm calling to cancel a reservation I made earlier in the week. 1. Applying for a Library Card A: What can I help you with today? Applying for a Passport A: What may I do for you? 3. Asking Questions at the Information Desk A: What can I help you with today? 4. Asking the Librarian for Assistance A: How are you doing today? 5. Reserving a Book A: How may I help you? 6.Late Fees A: How may I help you? 7. Borrowing a Book from Another Library A: What can I do for you? 8. Checking Out a Book A: What can I do for you today? 9. Checking Out a Magazine A: What can I do for you today? 10. Checking Out a Video A: What can I do for you today? 11. Paying for Damage Made to a Book A: How may I help you? 12. Returning Books Late A: How may I help you? 13. Using a Computer A: What can I do for you today? 14. Using a Copier A: How may I help you today? 1. Choosing a Good Restaurant A: Devi, have you thought about where would you like to go 2. Making a Reservation A: Shogun Restaurant. 3. Being Seated at the Restaurant A: Good evening, sir, and welcome to Chez Attitude. 4. Ordering Food and Drinks A: Can I start you off with anything to drink? 5. Ordering Appetizers A: I am your waitress, Mary. 6. Ordering Main Entree A: Have you had enough time to look over the menu? 7. Ordering Drinks A: May I take your drink order while you are looking over your 8. Ordering Dessert A: Did you enjoy your meal? 9. A Mistake by the Waitress A: Here is your breakfast! 10. Making Positive Comments on Food A: What a wonderful dinner! 11. Making Negative Comments on Food A: George, how is your chicken? 12. Good Tips for Good Service A: Do you want some dessert? 13. Little Tips for Bad Service A: Do you want some dessert? 14. Talking Positively About the Restaurant A: So, how did you like the restaurant? 15. Talking Negatively about the Restaurant A: So how did you like the restaurant? 16. Ordering Fast Food A: Welcome, what would you like to order? 1. Talking to Someone about a Sweater 2. Shopping for a Sweater 3. After Trying on the Sweater 4. Returning a Radio (1) 5. Returning a Radio (2) 6. Exchanging a DVD Player 7. Exchanging a DVD 8. Looking for a Perfect Gift (1) 9. Looking for a Perfect Gift (2) 10. Applying for a Credit Card (1) 11. Applying for a Credit Card (2) A: I'd like to get your store credit card. 12. The Sale Is Over 13. Misleading Advertisement 14. Exchanging a Dress 15. Buying Flowers 16. Going to an Antique Shop 17. Buying a Pan 18. Grocery Shopping (1) 19. Grocery Shopping (2) 20. Buying Business Cards 21. Flea Markets 1. Asking about a Furniture Set A: I need to find a new furniture set for my living room. 2. Buying a Refrigerator 3. Calling to Reschedule a Time 4. Shopping Budget 5. Getting Things Fixed 6. Making a Shopping List 7. Negotiating a Price 8. Not Delivered on Time 9. Returning a Defective Item 10. Scheduling a Delivery 11. Shopping for New Clothes 12. Trying on a New Outfit 13. Warranty Expired 14. Where to Buy What 1. Greetings 2. Weather (1) A: It's an ugly day today. 3. Weather (2) A: It's such a nice day. 4. Weather (3) A: I really want to go to the beach this weekend. 5. Calling a Friend A: Hello, may I speak to Alice please? 6. Describing People A: Have you seen the new girl in school? 7. Expressing Concern for Someone A: Why weren't you at school yesterday? 8. Expressing Joy at Someone's Success A: Did you hear the good news? 9. Complimenting Someone's Clothes A: You look really nice today. 10. Leisure Activities A: Tell me, what do you enjoy doing in your spare time? 11. Favorite Movie A: What's your favorite movie? 12. Favorite Music A: What type of music do you like to listen to? 13. Sports A: Did you go to the basketball game on Friday? 14. Invitation to a Movie A: What are you doing this weekend? 15. A Sick Classmate A: Did you go to school today? 16. Sharing News and Information A: Did you hear the news? 17. Changing the Subject A: Did you go to school today? 18. Receiving Visitors A: Thanks for coming to see me today. 19. Waiting for an Invitation A: Hey, did you hear about Jessica's party this weekend? 20. Accepting an Invitation to a Party A: Hey, what's up? 21. Declining an Invitation to a Party (1) A: What's going on? 22. Declining an Invitation to a Party (2) A: What's up? 23. Ending a Conversation A: It was nice talking to you. 24. Leave-Taking A: Well, it was nice talking to you. 1. Asking about Where to Get Off A: This bus goes all the way to Santa Anita mall, right? 2. Asking for a Transfer A: I need to get on another bus, but I have no more money. 3. Complaining about a Late Bus A: Where is the bus? 4. Getting Off Too Early A: Is this our bus stop? 5. How to Buy a Pass A: I need to buy a bus pass. 6. Missing the Bus Stop A: Where do we get off at? 7. On a Wrong Bus A: So, where is this bus supposed to take us? 8. Student Discount A: How much does it cost for a bus pass? 9. Talking to Someone on a Bus A: How's it going? 10. The Bus System in LA A: Can you tell me what bus to catch from Altadena to downtown 11. Where to Buy a Pass A: Have you bought your bus pass yet? 12. Where to Take the Bus A: What bus can I catch to get to the Gold Line? 13. Where to Change the Bus A: Do you know which bus will take me from PHS to Vons? 14. Which Bus to Take A: I really need to find a bus that goes by PCC. 15. Why to Buy a Pass A: Did you ever get your bus pass? 1. Asking a Friend About Car Insurance A: What kind of car insurance do you have? 2. Buying Insurance A: I am interested in buying auto insurance. 3. Deciding to Buy the Car A: I really like that car and I am thinking of buying it. 4. Declining to Buy the Car A: Thank you for letting me test drive the car. 5. Detecting a Problem with the Car A: I was thinking about buying this used car, and was wondering 6. How to Pay for the Used Car A: I am buying a used car and don't know much about financing 7. Making an Appointment with the DMV A: I need to go to the DMV and don't know how to make an 8. Negotiating a Price with a Student A: This car is exactly what I want! 9. Negotiating a Price with a Dealer A: How much does this car cost? 10. Test Driving the Car A: I really love the look of this car. 11. Title Transfer A: Now I've decided to buy this car, how do I transfer the title to myself? 12. Where to Buy a Used Car A: Where is the best place to buy a used car? 13. At the Window of the DMV A: Could you tell me what window I should go to? 1. Applying For a Driving Permit A: I would like to apply for a permit. 2. Taking the Written Test A: Have you taken the written test yet? 3. Learning How to Drive (1) A: You know how to drive, right? 4. Learning How to Drive (2) A: Do you want to practice your driving right now? 5. Failing the Road Test A: So how did I do on my driving test? 6. Passing the Road Test A: How'd I do on my driving test? 7. Getting the Driver's License A: I need to get my driver's license. 8. Asking Where to Park on Campus A: I need to find somewhere to park. 9. Getting a Parking Ticket A: Have you ever gotten a parking ticket? 10. Paying Off Parking Tickets A: Have you ever gotten a parking ticket? 11. Failing to Stop at a Stop Sign A: Is there a problem, officer? 12. Driving Through a Red Light A: Is there a problem, officer? 13. Fighting a Ticket in Court (1) A: You're here today to argue your ticket? 14. Fighting a Ticket in Court (2) A: What are you here for today? 15. Paying the Ticket Fine A: I need to pay the fine on my ticket. 16. Calling a Traffic School to Make an Appointment A: Pasadena Traffic School. How can I help you? 17. Talking to the Traffic School Instructor A: What can I do for you today? 18. A Traffic Incident A: Hey man, you hit my car. 19. A Car Accident A: Was there an accident on the freeway today? 20. Calling the Insurance Company A: How may I help you? 1. Visiting a Travel Agent A: I need help planning my vacation. 2. Making a Plane Reservation A: Could you help me make a plane reservation? 3. Booking a Flight Online A: Have you ever booked a flight online? 4. Buying a Plane Ticket A: I would like to book a flight. 5. Making a Hotel Reservation A: I would like to make a hotel reservation. 6. Getting a Passport A: I need to get a passport. 7. Luggage Limits A: I don't know how much luggage I can take on the plane with me. 8. Carry-on Luggage A: I haven't traveled much and need to know what I can carry in my luggage. 9. Dropping Off at the Airport A: Can you drive me to the airport tomorrow afternoon? 10. Picking Up at the Airport A: Would you be able to pick me up at the airport next Sunday? 11. Going through the Customs A: Could you tell me how to get my bags? 12. Talking to a Curbside Agent A: Can you help me figure out where I should go first to check in at this 13. Talking to a Flight Attendant A: Can I ask you some questions about the in-flight instructions? 14. Talking to a Seatmate A: That rain is really coming down out there! 15. Ordering Food and Drink 16. Missing Connecting Flight 17. Ground Transportation A: I just arrived and need help getting transportation to my hotel. 18. Arranging a Tour of the City A: I was wondering if you could help me book a few tours. 19. Complaining about a Tour A: I am having some big problems on this tour. 20. Sightseeing A: Where should we go sightseeing today? 21. Making Alternate Plans A: I guess that we won't be going rollerblading today with all this rain! 22. Shopping for Souvenirs A: I want to look at the souvenirs over at the souvenir stand. 23. Trying to Find a Doctor A: I am really not feeling very well. 24. Losing the Wallet and Passport A: I can't find my purse! 25. Being Cautious in a Big City A: Is there anything special I need to think about as I tour this city? 26. Local Customs A: This is really a fascinating city! 27. Shuttle Bus at the Airport A: Is this where I catch the Super Shuttle? 28. Arriving Home A: It's great to be home! Confirmation of flight reservation Reservations clerk: Northwind Airlines. Can I help you? At passport control Immigration officer: Good evening. Where have you come from? Reservations (airline) Reservations clerk: Northwind Airways, good morning. May I help you? At a doctor Doctor: Good morning. Please have a seat here. What´s the problem? Booking a hotel room Receptionist: Good afternoon, San Felice Hotel. May I help you? Checking out of the hotel Receptionist: Good morning. May I help you? Room service Room service: Room service. Telephone facilities Operator: Operator. May I help you? At the post office Postal clerk: Yes, ma´am? Railway travel Paul Ryefield: What time does the next train to London leave? Ordering lunch and dinner Waiter: Are you ready to order, sir? Ordering breakfast Waitress: Good morning. Are you ready to order? Asking to see a product Bill Nichols: Excuse me. May I see that laptop for a moment? Buying food Mrs Ryefield: I´ll have a whole-wheat loaf, three white loaves, a baguette and ten rolls, please. How much is that? Menswear and ladieswear (color, design and material) Sales clerk: May I help you, sir? Taking a picture Paul Ryefield: Excuse me. Could you please take a picture of us with this camera?

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A: Where do you live? B: I live in Pasadena. A: Where is Pasadena? B: It's in California. A: Is it in northern California? B: No. It's in southern California. A: Is Pasadena a big city? B: It's pretty big. A: How big is "pretty big"? B: It has about 140,000 people. A: How big is Los Angeles? B: It has about 3 million people. A: Do you have a car? B: Yes, I do. A: What kind of car do you have? B: I have a Honda. A: Is it new? B: It was new in 2003. A: So, it's pretty old now. B: Yes, it is. But it still looks good. A: Do you take good care of it? B: Oh, yes. I wash it once a week. A: Do you change the oil? B: My mechanic changes the oil twice a year. A: Do you have a girlfriend? B: No, I don't. Do you? A: I don't have a girlfriend, either. B: Why not? A: I don't know. Maybe I'm not rich enough. B: Girls like guys with money. A: They sure do. B: They like guys with new cars. A: I don't have money or a new car. B: Me, neither. A: But girls like guys who are funny. B: Maybe we should learn some good jokes. A: Where are you going? B: I have to walk the dog. A: What kind of dog do you have? B: I have a little poodle. A: Poodles bark a lot. B: They sure do. A: They bark at everything. B: They never shut up. A: Why did you get a poodle? B: It's my mom's dog. A: So she likes poodles. B: She says they're good watchdogs. A: Can I borrow $5? B: Sure. Why do you need it? A: I want to buy lunch. B: Where's your money? A: It's not in my wallet. B: Your wallet is empty? A: I don't have even one dollar in it. B: Being broke is no fun. A: Even if it's only for a short while. B: It's always good to have friends. A: Friends will lend you money when you're broke. B: As long as you pay them back. A: Let's go to the beach. B: That's a great idea. A: We haven't been in a while. B: We haven't been in a month. A: The last time we went, you almost drowned. B: No, I didn't. A: Then why did the lifeguard dive into the water? B: I think he wanted to cool off. A: He swam right up to you. B: And then he turned right around. A: Maybe you're right. B: Maybe we should get going. A: Are you married? B: No. I'm divorced. A: When did you get divorced? B: I got divorced two years ago. A: Why did you get divorced? B: My wife left me. A: Why did she leave you? B: She said she didn't love me anymore. A: Wow! That's terrible. B: Yes, it was. A: Why didn't she love you anymore? B: She fell in love with my best friend. A: I'm bored. B: What's on TV? A: Nothing. B: There must be something on TV! A: Nothing that's interesting. B: What about that new game show? A: Which one? B: "Deal or No Deal" A: Tell me you're joking. B: I love that show. A: I watched it once. That was enough. B: It's on right now. Let's watch it together. A: I like living here. B: I agree. Pasadena is a nice city. A: It's not too big. B: And it's not too small. A: It has great weather all year long. B: It has the Rose Parade. A: It has beautiful houses. B: It has wonderful restaurants. A: It has great schools. B: It's close to the mountains. A: The people are friendly. B: I'm not ever going to leave. A: We need a new mattress. B: What's the matter with this one? A: It's not comfortable. B: It seems fine to me. A: I toss and turn all night. B: You should stop drinking coffee. A: Look at these marks on my arms. B: What are they? A: They are bites. B: Did the cat bite you? A: No. The bedbugs in that mattress bit me. B: Okay. Let's get a new mattress. A: My laptop is so slow. B: Buy a new one. A: I would if I had the money. B: Why is it so slow? A: That's a good question. B: Did you take it to a computer shop? A: I would if I had the money. B: Well, I guess you have to live with it. A: Sometimes I want to throw it out the window. B: You don't want to do that. A: Why not? B: You might hit someone in the head. A: What's for dinner? B: I'm not sure. A: How about a pizza? B: You had pizza for lunch. A: But I love pizza. B: Everybody loves pizza. A: So why can't I have pizza for dinner? B: Because you need variety. A: What's "variety? B: Different things�not the same thing all the time. A: You mean, like a pepperoni pizza instead of a cheese pizza? B: No, I mean a salad instead of a pizza. A: We need to save money. B: Why do we need to save money? A: Because we need to buy a house. B: But a house is so expensive. A: That's why we need to save money. B: How much do we need to save? A: We need to save enough for a down payment. B: How much is that? A: That's about $30,000. B: Thirty thousand dollars! That will take forever. A: Not if we save every penny. B: Okay. Here's seven pennies. A: The ocean is so big. B: You can't see the end of it. A: It goes on and on forever. B: And it's deep, too. A: I think it's five miles deep. B: Are there fish at the bottom? A: There are fish at the top and the bottom. B: Are there more fish or more people? A: I think there are more fish. B: I hope so. I love to eat fish. A: I'm upset with my mom. B: Why is that? A: I warned her about her new boyfriend. She didn't listen to me. B: What happened? A: I gave her $1,000 for her birthday. I told her to spend it on herself. B: That was very nice of you. A: I found out that she gave it to her new boyfriend. B: Why did she do that? A: He said he would buy her a nice ring. B: What's wrong with that? A: He went to Las Vegas. He lost it all gambling. B: I hope your mom broke up with him. A: Do animals talk to each other? B: Of course they talk to each other. A: What do they talk about? B: They talk about other animals. A: What else do they talk about? B: They talk about food and the weather. A: Do they talk about us? B: Of course they talk about us. A: What do they say about us? B: They say that we are funny-looking. A: Ha! We're not funny-looking; animals are funny-looking. B: We're funny-looking because we wear clothes. A: I have to clean the house. B: Yes, it's very dirty. A: You can help me. B: Why me? A: Because you helped make it dirty. B: What do you want me to do? A: I want you to clean the bathroom. B: Oh, that's easy. A: Clean the sink, the tub, the counter, and the toilet. B: That's a lot of work. A: Tell me when you finish. B: I don't think so. You'll just give me more work. A: You're watching too much TV. B: What do you mean? A: I mean you're wasting your life. B: I'm having fun. A: You're sitting there with your mouth open. B: Who cares? A: I care. Do something. B: Okay. I did something. A: What did you do? B: I turned up the volume. A: That's not what I meant by "do something." B: Will you do something? Leave me alone. A: Did you write a letter to grandma? B: Yes, I did. A: Did you tell her about school? B: I told her that school is fun. A: Did you put the letter in an envelope? B: Yes, and I sealed the envelope. A: Did you put a stamp on the envelope? B: I couldn't find any stamps. A: They're in the kitchen drawer. B: Okay. I just put a stamp on the envelope. A: Give me the envelope, and I'll mail it for you. B: When is grandma going to learn about e-mail? A: Why are you yawning? B: I'm sleepy. A: Why don't you go to bed? B: I want to watch this TV show. A: Maybe you should record it. B: The tape recorder is broken. A: Then you should watch the rerun. B: Why? I'm watching the original. A: But you'll be asleep in about one minute. B: I'm just yawning because the commercials are on. A: Okay. I'll tell you how the show ends. B: Zzz. A: It's Sunday. B: So? A: You know what that means. B: I forgot. A: Sunday means we go to church. B: Oh, yeah. A: Put on a coat and tie. B: Why? A: To show respect to God and others. B: I'm glad Sunday is only once a week. A: I hope God didn't hear that. B: He'll forgive me A: Did you feed the cat? B: I'll do that in a minute. A: The cat is meowing. He's hungry. B: Okay. I'll feed him right now. A: You shouldn't make him wait. B: I was doing my homework. A: The cat doesn't care about your homework. B: The cat doesn't care about anything. A: That's the way cats are. B: All they think about is themselves. A: Maybe we should get rid of him. B: Of course not! He's family. A: I hate shaving. B: Me too. A: I just cut myself again. B: Did you use a new blade? A: It doesn't matter. Old blades cut, new blades cut. B: Maybe you should use an electric shaver. A: They make a lot of noise, but they don't give a close shave. B: Maybe you should stop shaving. A: And grow a beard? B: Sure. Why not? A: Because food and other stuff sticks in my beard. B: Hmm. Here's an idea. Put cream on your face and have the cat lick it off. A: Excuse me. B: Yes? A: Are you reading this paper? B: Oh, no. Help yourself. A: I asked because the paper is sitting next to you. B: Thank you. That's polite of you to ask. A: Some people would just pick it up. B: Yes, I know. Some people are rude. A: I always try to be polite. B: So do I. A: The world needs more polite people like us. B: I agree 100 percent. A: Mom, I want a puppy. B: Let me think about it. A: Why do you have to think about it? B: Because a puppy costs money. A: No, it doesn't. Puppies are free. B: Yes, but a puppy needs shots. A: Shots for what? B: So it won't get sick. Just like you get shots. A: I hate shots. B: And a puppy eats food. Food costs money. A: No problem. I'll give him food off my plate. B: Oh, no you don't. Puppies don't eat vegetables. A: Look at all these kittens! B: How many are there? A: Eight. B: They're all so cute. A: Yes, but I can't keep them. B: What are you going to do with them? A: I'm going to give them away. Do you want one? B: Yes, I would love one. A: Which one do you want? B: That one. The one that's all black. A: Yes, I like that one, too. B: I'll call him Blacky. A: My parents go to church every Sunday. B: They trust in God. A: They hope they will go to heaven. B: They probably will. A: But no one knows for sure. B: That's for sure. A: No one knows what happens after we die. B: If we are good, we will be happy in heaven with God. A: That's what many people believe. B: If we are bad, we will be unhappy forever in hell. A: I don't want to go to hell. B: Let's go to church with your parents on Sunday. A: My husband died. B: I'm sorry for you. A: Thank you. B: When did he die? A: A couple of months ago. B: You still miss him. A: Yes, but I talk to him almost every day. B: When you go to church? A: No, when I call him on his cell phone. B: What do you mean? A: I buried him with his cell phone. B: What will you do when the battery dies? A: Today is Friday the thirteenth. B: That's a bad day. A: It's supposed to be unlucky. B: You're supposed to stay home all day. A: That's what I do. B: My friend stayed in a hotel on Friday the thirteenth. A: That was a mistake. B: He stayed on the thirteenth floor. A: What happened? B: Someone stole his laptop. A: He was asking for it. B: He learned his lesson. He's home today. A: Do you really love me? B: Of course. A: Prove it. B: How can I prove it? A: Take me to dinner. B: That's it? That's all I have to do? A: Take me to a nice restaurant, not to McDonald's. B: But a nice restaurant costs money. A: Yes, and you have to make a reservation. B: That's such a hassle. A: I knew you didn't love me. B: Okay, okay! I'll make a reservation right now. A: My parents are divorced. B: So are mine. A: Why did your parents get divorced? B: My father found a new girlfriend. A: That's too bad. B: My mother was hurt and angry. A: She had good reason. What did she do? B: She told him to drop his girlfriend. A: What did your father do? B: He moved out of our house. A: I guess he really liked his new girlfriend. B: Yes, but she left him a year later. A: My grandma's apartment smells funny. B: So does mine. A: I think it's an old people's smell. B: Really? A: Yes. I think when you get old, you begin to smell. B: Like fruit that is too ripe? A: Yes, just like fruit that is too ripe. B: But the smell is different. A: Yes, old people don't smell like fruit. B: No, they smell like a thrift shop. A: Yes, a thrift shop has that same smell. B: Yes, an old smell. A: The price of stamps goes up and up. B: I think stamps used to cost a penny. A: That was a long time ago. B: It was before I was born. A: Now a stamp is 42 cents. B: But in May it will be 44 cents. A: Have you ever lost a letter in the mail? B: No, I haven't. A: Neither have I. B: So, they do a good job for the money. A: Yes, they do. B: Maybe we shouldn't complain. A: A button came off my shirt. B: What are you going to do? A: First, I have to find the button. B: Where did you lose it? A: I have no idea. B: A button is hard to find. Did you look in your pant cuffs? A: That's a good idea. B: I found a button in my pant cuffs one time. A: Let me look. No, it's not there. B: Many shirts come with an extra button. A: You're right. This one does have an extra button. B: Now all you have to do is sew it on. A: I have to go to the bathroom. B: You drink too much coffee. A: But I love coffee. B: Well, it's your life. A: You eat too much chocolate. B: I don't think so. A: Have you looked in the mirror? B: Do you think I'm getting fat? A: I didn't say that. B: What did you say? A: I said I have to go to the bathroom. B: That's what I thought you said. A: Did you do the laundry? B: Yes, I did. A: What did you wash? B: I washed the sheets and towels. A: What about the pillowcases? B: Yes, I took them off the pillows and washed them. A: Did you dry everything in the dryer? B: Yes, I dried everything in the dryer. A: Then what did you do? B: I folded all the towels. A: Did you put the sheets on the beds? B: Yes, and I put the pillowcases on the pillows. A: Do you listen to the radio? B: I listen day and night. A: What do you listen to? B: Mostly talk radio. A: What's that? B: People talk about current events. A: What do they say? B: They say they want change. A: What kind of change? B: They want tax cuts. A: Why do they want tax cuts? B: Because tax cuts will save them money. A: Mom, I'm hungry. B: Look in the fridge. A: I'm looking. There's nothing to eat. B: Are you sure? A: It's almost empty. B: I went to the market yesterday. A: I don't see anything. B: I bought lots of oranges and apples. A: I don't want fruit. I want something tasty. B: Eat the fruit. It's good for you. A: Next time you go to the market, let me go with you. B: No, thank you. All you want to eat are hot dogs and candy bars. A: What is there to eat? B: I don't know. Look in the fridge. A: I think I'll make a sandwich. B: What kind? A: A ham sandwich. B: The bread is in the cabinet. A: Where's the mustard? B: It's in the fridge, I think. A: Oh, yes, here it is. Do you want a sandwich? B: Yes, that sounds nice. A: How about some potato chips? B: Yes. And a pickle, if we have any. A: It's time for your bath, young lady. B: But, Mom, I'm not dirty. A: You need a bath every day. B: Why? A: Because you don't want to smell bad. B: I don't smell bad. A: That's what you think. B: If I smelled bad, I could smell me. A: I can smell you. B: I can smell you, too. A: That's my perfume. B: When can I wear perfume? A: Something's wrong with my computer. B: Exactly what? A: All I get is a black screen. B: What's the matter? A: I think I know, because this happened before. B: What happened before? A: My hard drive crashed. B: Oh, no. That's bad news. A: It sure is, but I'm going to call HP first, just to make sure. B: Will you lose all your files? A: No, I always back up my files. B: You're smart. A: I called HP about my computer. B: What did they say? A: They said I need a new hard drive. B: That's too bad. How much is a new one? A: It's not too much, only about $85. B: Plus installation? A: No, my hard drive is easy to remove and replace. B: Really? A: Yes, it's just a couple of screws. B: That's nice. A: It's a lot better than paying someone $60. B: If my hard drive crashes, I'll just call you. A: What's your email address? B: It's bluedog123. A: Bluedog123. Are you sure that's all? B: Yes. A: No. That's incomplete. B: What do you mean? A: What's your mailing address? B: 456 Cherry Drive, Pasadena, CA 91170. A: That's correct. B: So what's the problem? A: Bluedog123 is just the street. You have to give me the city, state, and ZIP code. B: Oh, I get it. My email address is bluedog123@yahoo.com. A: I'm going to take a nap. B: You should unplug the phone. A: That's a good idea. B: Do you want me to wake you in an hour? A: No, thanks. Just let me sleep until I wake up. B: I'll start dinner at 6:00. A: Okay. I think I'll be awake by then. B: If not, your nose will wake you up. A: You mean I will smell the food cooking? B: You might even dream about dinner. A: I don't think I'm going to dream about anything. I'm really tired. B: Have a nice nap. A: That was a nice funeral. B: Yes, dad, it was. A: The son gave a nice speech about his father. B: It was long, too. A: I think it was about 45 minutes long. B: But it went by fast. It was interesting. A: I liked it. B: I'll give you a speech like that, too. A: Do you think anyone will come to my funeral? B: Of course. A: I think only the family will be there. B: You have lots of friends. They will be there, too! A: Yikes! What was that noise? B: I had to blow my nose. A: Did you have to blow right next to the phone? B: Did you hear that? A: Of course I heard that. I thought a plane had crashed into your house. B: It wasn't that loud. A: I will blow my nose sometime for you, and you'll see. B: Okay. I'll take your word for it. A: I thought you had an elephant in your house. B: You're funny. A: What did you say? I think I've gone deaf. B: I'm going into the bathroom to blow my nose. I'll be right back. A: I have lots of friends. B: Really? How many do you have? A: I don't know, maybe one hundred. B: That is a lot of friends. Do you have a best friend? A: Of course. I have lots of best friends. B: How many best friends do you have? A: I think about twenty-five. B: Hmm. I have only one best friend. A: I feel sorry for you. B: I have only a few friends. A: You must be lonely. I will share my friends with you. B: That's very nice of you. A: Don't you ever cheat on me. B: Why would I do that? A: Because men like to cheat. B: Some men do, but not me. A: I'm watching you. B: I'm an open book. Watch me all you want. A: If I catch you, you'll be sorry. B: You won't catch me, because I love you. I'm not a cheater. A: I will poke your eyes out. B: I don't want any other woman. A: I will chop your toes off, one by one. B: Honey, please. You're the only woman for me, forever. I swear it. A: I hate to go outside. B: Me too. A: Why do you hate to go outside? B: I meet too many jerks. A: I agree. B: This city is full of jerks. A: Rude people are everywhere. B: But what can you do? A: You can yell at them. B: And they will yell back at you. A: Yelling doesn't do any good. B: No. The best thing to do is just stay home. A: Will you look at this form? B: Are you having problems with it? A: I don't understand some things. B: Let me help you. A: What does "MI" mean? B: "MI" stands for Middle Initial. A: What does "MM/DD/YY" mean? B: That means Month/Day/Year. Use numbers. A: I don't understand. B: For example, if your birth date is January 12, 1987, write 01/12/87. A: Oh. That's simple enough. B: Always print clearly, and fill in the bubbles completely. A: Let's go to the animal shelter. B: What do you want to do? A: I want to get a puppy for my son. B: That will make him so happy. A: I'll get him one of those little dogs. B: One that won't grow up too big. A: And eat too much. B: Do you know which one he would like? A: Oh, yes, I took him there yesterday. He showed me one that he really liked. B: I bet you had to drag him away. A: He wanted to take it home yesterday. B: I wonder what he'll name it. A: What's the weather like? B: I don't know. I just woke up. A: Why don't you look outside? B: Okay. It looks like rain. A: Why do you say that? B: The sky is gray. A: Is it raining right now? B: No. A: How do you know? B: The street isn't wet. A: I have to go shopping today. B: You'd better take an umbrella. A: I can't believe how hot it is. B: It's not even noon yet. A: That means it will get hotter. B: I am dying from the heat. A: Turn on the air conditioner. B: It doesn't work. A: What happened? B: I don't know. A: Did you call the repairman? B: Of course. A: When is he coming? B: He's busy. He said next week. A: I'll be glad when winter comes. B: Why is that? A: Because I love the snow. B: Yes, the snow is fun. A: Last year we made a big snowman. B: How big was it? A: It was seven feet tall. B: How long did it take? A: It took us all day. B: Did you give him a nose? A: Of course. We gave him a big carrot for a nose. B: Let me help you make one this year. A: I'm going to the bank. B: What do you need to do? A: I need to withdraw some money. B: How are you going to do that? A: I'll just use the ATM. B: What's that? A: It's the Automatic Teller Machine. B: It gives you money? A: I just insert my debit card into the machine. B: And it gives you money? A: Well, it gives me money, but it's my own money. B: Oh. What good is that? I thought it gave you free money. A: Did you put the blue bin out on the street? B: Oh, no. I forgot. A: Well, you'd better take it out front. B: What time does the recycle truck come by? A: It usually gets here at noon on Tuesday, which is tomorrow. B: I'll just take it out to the street tomorrow morning. A: Oh, no, you don't. B: What do you mean? A: Every morning you get up late and rush off to work late. B: Do you think I'll forget to do it? A: You'll remember to do it, but you won't have time to do it. B: Okay, I'll take it out front right now. A: Are you ready? B: Ready for what? A: Ready for the big switch. B: What are you talking about? A: The nation is switching to digital TV. B: Oh. Of course I'm ready. A: Did you buy the converter? B: No, I don't need a converter because I bought a digital TV. A: How much was that? B: It was only about $120 for a 13-inch screen. A: Does it pick up any digital channels? B: Oh, yes. I get six Korean channels but nothing in English! A: People are funny. B: They sure are. A: Did you hear about the pilot? B: The one that stole a small plane? A: Yes, he stole a plane in Canada and flew into the U.S. B: Did they catch him? A: Yes. After two U.S. fighter jets followed him for an hour, he landed on a highway. B: Did he crash? A: No, he just landed the plane and walked to a restaurant. B: Did the cops find out why he flew into the U.S.? A: His life sucked. He was hoping a fighter jet would shoot him down. B: Poor guy. A: The police need our help finding a robber. B: How do you know? A: The TV news is reporting a bank robbery. B: Do they know what the robber looks like? A: Yes, he's 6 feet tall, 200 pounds, black hair, and about 30 years old. B: What race is he? A: They didn't say. B: The TV news doesn't tell us the race anymore. A: Of course not. That would be racist. B: But how can we identify someone if we don't know their race? A: Don't ask me. B: Then they also shouldn't tell us if the robber is male or female, because that is sexist. A: Don't wipe your nose on your sleeve. B: But I don't have a tissue. A: Then go find a tissue in the bathroom. B: I didn't have time to get one from there. A: Your sleeves are not tissues. B: But Mom, all my friends use their sleeves. A: That doesn't make it right. B: I saw Dad wipe his nose on his sleeve yesterday. A: I will talk to your father about that. B: I bet Dad did it all the time when he was my age. A: Your daddy was a good little boy. B: How do you know? Were you his mommy, too? A: I'm worried. B: Worried about what? A: I'm getting married. B: You should be happy, not worried. A: I am happy, but marriage is a lot of responsibility. B: Yes, you have to take care of your wife. A: And I have to take care of our children. B: Are you going to start a family? A: Yes. We want to have a little boy and a little girl. B: That sounds wonderful. A: Except we can't afford it! B: No wonder you're worried. A: I don't get art. B: Or artists. A: They're in a different world. B: I saw a painting of a jar that was full of pencils. A: The artist said the jar was both full and empty. B: But it was full of pencils! How could he say it was empty? A: Artists see things differently. B: Did you ever see anything that Picasso painted? A: Of course! He's world famous. B: Did he ever take art lessons? A: I can't believe it. I drew paintings like that in third grade. B: Where are they? Maybe they are worth millions. A: What's the point? B: The point of what? A: Of living. B: Who knows? You live, and then you die. A: We must be here for some reason. B: Maybe we're here to have fun. A: Then why aren't I having fun? B: Because you're thinking too much. A: So I should stop thinking? B: Stop thinking about what the point is. A: Okay. I'll start thinking about having some fun. B: Just be patient. Fun doesn't come along every five minutes. A: Beer is a powerful drug. B: So are cigarettes. A: Which would you prefer? B: What do you mean? A: When you die and go to heaven, they will offer you beer or cigarettes. B: I could pick only one or the other? A: Yes. Nothing's perfect, not even in heaven. B: Boy, that's a tough one. A: What's so tough about it? Of course, I would pick cigarettes. B: But cigarettes taste much better when you have a cold beer. A: Well, you can't have everything. B: I don't think I want to go to your heaven. A: My pants have a hole in the front pocket. B: You shouldn't carry pens in your pocket. A: Yesterday a pen fell through my pants onto my shoe. B: Lucky for you it wasn't a sharp knife. A: Who carries a sharp knife in their pocket? B: Criminals, of course. A: Anyway, I have to fix the hole. B: You can sew it up or use an iron-on patch. A: Tell me about this patch. B: The patch has glue. The hot iron melts the glue so the patch sticks on. A: That sounds a lot easier than sewing. B: It is. But after about ten washings, the glue washes off. A: Do you know any good jokes? B: I can't remember jokes. A: Neither can I. B: They go in one ear and out the other. A: Who makes up all these jokes? B: Who knows? But there must be a hundred new ones every day. A: Yes, just in English alone. B: I wonder if every language has jokes. A: Of course! People everywhere like good jokes. B: What do you think people joke about the most? A: I think most jokes are about women. B: Oh, really? I think most jokes are about men! A: You're very lucky. B: Why do you say that? A: You speak two languages. B: Well, my English isn't perfect. A: No one speaks perfect English. B: Maybe I will be the first! A: I've been thinking about learning Spanish. B: Spanish is easy. I'll be happy to teach you. A: How long will it take me to learn? B: I think it will only take you a year or two. A: How soon can we begin? B: Ahora! That means right now. A: Do you know what today is? B: Yes, it's April 22. A: It's more than just a date. B: Is it your birthday or anniversary? A: No, it's Earth Day. B: What's that? A: It's a yearly reminder to take care of our planet. B: Oh, you mean like reuse things and recycle stuff? A: Yes. We need to think green, save water, and stop using plastic bags. B: How about if I take shorter showers? A: That's a good idea, because showers waste a lot of water. B: From now on I'll spend only 20 minutes in the shower. A: Poetry sucks. B: I don't know anyone who likes it. A: Some of it is okay, I guess. B: Yes, the poems that rhyme and are easy to remember. A: Like "One, two, buckle my shoe." B: But people still write poems. A: No one makes any money at it. B: Shakespeare was a poet. A: Did he get rich from his poetry? B: Probably not. A: Poems are a little bit like songs. B: Yes, but songs have music. Without music, songs would suck, too. A: How smart are you? B: I don't know. I think I'm average. A: Did you ever take an IQ test? B: No, I never did. All I know is that I got A's and B's in school. A: I wish I was really smart. B: Don't be ridiculous. A: What do you mean? B: If you're going to make a wish, wish that you were really rich or famous. A: Don't you ever wonder what it's like to be super-smart? B: It must be very lonely. A: Why's that? B: Because if you're super-smart, no one understands what you're saying. A: I missed the TV news last night. What was on? B: Nothing that would pass as news. A: What's the weather going to be like this weekend? B: I don't know. Whenever the weather comes on, I switch channels. A: What was the lead story on the news? B: Some actress was in court for driving without a license. A: What was the second story? B: Some actor married a woman young enough to be his daughter. A: What was the third story? B: A bull chased a man in a supermarket. A: Wasn't there anything about Octo-Mom? B: Of course. She's going to hire a nanny for her eight infants. A: What are you going to do about your death? B: Well, mostly I'll try to avoid it. A: I mean, are you going to get buried or cremated? B: My wife and I will be cremated. A: Are you going to be buried next to each other? B: Oh, no. Our ashes will be shaken into the ocean. A: You're not going to be buried? B: A coffin costs too much and takes up too much space. A: Yes, but it will be in a cemetery where your children can visit you. B: Children seldom visit their parents in a cemetery. A: That's true. A cemetery is for dead people, not living people. B: We figure our kids can visit us whenever they go to the beach. A: Did you wipe your feet? B: Yes, of course I wiped my feet. A: Then why is there mud on the carpet? B: I don't know. It's not my mud. A: Well, someone brought it into the house. B: Look at the bottom of my shoes�they're clean. A: Of course they're clean. You left all the mud on the carpet. B: Okay, I'll get the vacuum cleaner. A: Don't vacuum it now. B: Don't you want me to clean up the mud? A: Wait till it dries. It will be easier to vacuum. B: Next time I will be more careful. A: What are you getting for your mom? B: What are you talking about? A: Sunday is Mother's Day. B: This Sunday? A: Of course. It's all over the news. B: I thought it was next Sunday. A: Well, you'd better get her something. B: I'll get her a nice card. A: Is that it? B: Yes. That's all I ever give her. A: She raised you, and all you ever give her is a card? B: It's okay. She knows that I love her. A: I don't like our flag. B: What's the matter with it? A: It's too much like other flags. B: Yes, a lot of flags have stripes. A: A flag should be pretty. B: What should our flag look like? A: It should have a pretty woman on it. B: That's ridiculous! A: You don't like pretty women? B: Of course I do. But not on our flag! A: Every nation should have a pretty woman on their flag. B: You can't go to war carrying a flag with a woman on it! A: I had a busy morning. B: What did you do? A: I watered all the plants. B: You have a lot of plants. A: Then I did my laundry. B: That takes some time. A: I took the dog for a walk. B: I'll bet he enjoyed his walk. A: I vacuumed the entire house. B: That's a lot of work. A: And then I made lunch. B: I'll bet you were hungry! A: I don't have long distance service with my home phone. B: So how do you make long distance calls? A: I use a calling card. B: Where do you get that? A: I buy it at the dollar store. B: How much is it? A: It's one dollar for 100 minutes. B: That's only a penny a minute! A: It's a great price. But you have to dial a lot of numbers. B: How many? A: First you dial seven numbers, then ten numbers, then ten more numbers. B: Yikes. I think I'll keep my long distance service. A: I've got a date for you. B: Oh, really? A: Are you interested? B: Maybe. What is she like? A: She's got a great personality. B: Uh-oh. That means that she's fat and ugly. A: She's cute. B: Okay, so she's not ugly; she's just fat. A: She weighs 98 pounds. B: Okay, she's not fat. So what's the problem with her? A: Who said there is a problem with her? B: The problem is she has no problems�she's too good for me! A: I think you're very pretty. B: Thank you. A: Would you have dinner with me? B: I would like to. A: Can I pick you up Friday night? B: What time? A: Eight o'clock. B: That sounds great. A: We'll go to a French restaurant. B: I've never been to a French restaurant. A: I think you'll love the food. B: I'm not going to eat any snails! A: You have pretty eyes. B: Thank you. So do you. A: I wish my eyes were blue. B: What's the matter with green eyes? A: Nothing, except my favorite color is blue. B: Maybe in your next life you'll have blue eyes. A: But what if I'm a fish in my next life? B: I think some fish have blue eyes. A: I hope I don't come back as a fish. B: I hope I come back as a cat. A: Cats have beautiful eyes. B: I would love to have blue cat-eyes. A: I love you. B: I love you, too. A: I loved you the first day I saw you. B: It was love at first sight? A: Yes, it was love at first sight. B: I didn't love you at first. A: I know. I had to chase you for a while. B: Yes, you chased me and then you caught me. A: Now you're mine forever. B: And you're mine forever. A: We'll grow old together. B: And be happy together. A: I'm in love with that girl. B: Have you told her? A: Of course not. B: Why not? A: She would laugh at me. B: How do you know? A: Because they always do. B: Maybe she's different. A: They're all the same. B: Just ask her out to dinner. A: And then what? B: And then she'll know that you like her. A: Give me a hug. B: I'm not in the mood. A: What's the matter? B: I saw you looking at that woman. A: What woman? B: You know, that woman with the big boobs. A: I was not looking at her. B: You were, too. A: I'm not interested in her. B: Then why were you looking at her? A: I was looking at something else. B: Oh, really? Then spend tonight looking at the sofa. A: Would you like to go on a blind date? B: You must be joking. A: No, I'm serious. B: I don't want to date a blind woman. A: A blind date doesn't mean that she is blind! B: What does it mean? A: A blind date is a date with someone you don't know. B: Why would I date someone I don't even know? A: To try something new and exciting. B: What if I don't like her? A: Then you don't date her again. A: I have a date tomorrow night. B: Really? Who with? A: A girl I met at the market. B: You met a girl at the supermarket? A: She was standing behind me in a really slow line at the checkout counter. B: What did you say to her? A: I had two pineapples in my cart, and she asked where I had found them. B: She asked you about your pineapples? A: I told her I had gotten the last two on the shelf, but I offered her one of mine. B: That was nice of you. A: She asked me how she could return the favor, so I asked her out. B: Sometimes a slow line can be a good thing. A: Did you have a date Friday night? B: Yes, in fact, I did. A: Who did you go out with? B: A man I met in a coffee shop. A: Where did you go? B: We went to a nice restaurant. A: Anywhere else? B: Then we went to a jazz club. A: That sounds like a nice date. B: Yes, it was pleasant. A: But you won't date him again? B: No. He was nice, but there was no chemistry. A: I had the worst date the other night. B: What happened? A: First of all, he was half an hour late. B: That's not a good start. A: Then he didn't bother to apologize. B: That's rude. A: Then he drove too fast to the restaurant. B: That's dangerous. A: I thought about getting out and taking a taxi home. B: What happened at the restaurant? A: We had a $40 meal, and he left a $1 tip! B: I guess you can't go back to that restaurant. A: I don't like that man. B: Why not? A: He's a dirty old man. B: What do you mean? A: He's old enough to be my father, yet he asked me out. B: Well, you can't blame a man for asking. A: He should act his age. B: But a lot of old people are still interested in dating. A: They should find a nice hobby. B: Just wait until you're 50 years old. A: Dating will be the furthest thing from my mind. B: That's what you say now. Wait till you're 50. A: Does your girlfriend ever make you angry? B: Sometimes. A: What does she do? B: Just yesterday, I told her I wouldn't trade her for all the money in the world. A: That was a nice thing to say. B: That's what I thought. A: What did she say? B: She laughed! She didn't believe me. A: That wasn't very nice of her. B: She said that nothing is more important to me than money. A: What did you say? B: I told her I wouldn't trade her for any other woman in the world. A: Some people have good noses. B: I wish I had a good nose. Mine is way too big. A: I don't mean good-looking. I mean good-smelling. B: Oh. But that can be a curse. A: Yes, because you can be too sensitive to odors. B: I'll say. My girlfriend has a nose like a drug dog. A: Did she catch you using drugs? B: Sort of. She knows whenever I sneak a cigarette. A: You don't need a good nose for that�cigarettes stink. B: But when I sneak just one cigarette in the morning, she can smell it that evening! A: Boy, that is a good nose. B: I told her she should apply for a job at customs. A: Did you see "Titanic"? B: Yes. It is a great movie. A: I saw it twelve times. B: I saw it eight times. A: I have the DVD. B: So do I. A: Let's go to your home. B: We can watch my DVD. A: And then we can go to my home. B: And watch your DVD. A: I always cry at the end. B: Me too. It's so sad. A: Let's play cards. B: I don't know any card games. A: I'll teach you one. B: Okay. What will you teach me? A: It's called poker. B: Is it easy to learn? A: Yes, it will only take about 30 minutes. B: Okay. Teach me how to play. A: We each get five cards. B: Oh, look. I have four tens. A: That's great, but you're not supposed to tell me. B: Oh. Sorry. Okay, I don't have four tens. A: I'm a good card player. B: Why is that? A: Because I watch the other players. B: What do you mean? A: People will tell you if they have a good hand. B: How do they do that? A: For example, a friend of mine licks his lips. B: When he licks his lips, you know he has a good hand? A: I know he has a good hand, so I don't bet. B: He never wins your money? A: Nope, and it drives him crazy. B: He knows you can't read his mind. Maybe he thinks you're cheating. A: Turn the radio down, please. B: But I'm listening to it. A: Well, listen to it more quietly. B: I can't wait till I grow up. A: What will you do? B: I will play the radio as loud as I want. A: That's okay with me. B: I will have a radio in every room of my house. A: Remind me to never visit you. B: All the radios will be on extra loud. A: Your neighbors will hate you. B: If they don't like it, they can move. A: I hope I win the lotto. B: Your chances are very small. A: But you can't win if you don't play. B: Ha! You can't win if you do play. A: Someone has to win. B: That's what everyone says. A: It might as well be me. B: That's what everyone says. A: You're trying to tell me something. B: That didn't take long. A: You think I should quit playing. B: Save your money for school. A: What's on TV? B: Nothing much. A: What about the baseball game? B: It got rained out. A: Rained out? B: Yes, rained out. A: How could that be? B: Well, you can't play baseball in a rainstorm. A: I thought they were playing under a dome. B: The dome doesn't close. A: Why doesn't it close? B: Who knows? They said they'll fix it before next season. A: Can I try your coffee? B: Sure. Here you go. A: Hmm, that's not bad. B: There's nothing in it. A: What do you mean? B: I mean, it's just coffee. A: I figured that. B: It's not too bitter for you? A: It's a little bitter, but it's okay. B: There's no sugar or cream in it. A: No, it's a taste you have to get used to. B: Sort of like beer. A: Let's take a walk. B: What's the weather like? A: Let me step outside and see. B: It's a little chilly, right? A: Yes, it is. B: I'll put on my cap. A: Wear a jacket, too. B: I wonder if I should bring my gloves. A: Maybe you should, just in case it gets colder. B: I'll put a glove in each pocket. A: We'll get warmer as we walk. B: Yes, but it gets colder as the sun goes down. A: Look at the car chase on TV! B: That driver is crazy. A: I can't believe he hasn't crashed. B: How fast is he going? A: They say he's going 80 miles per hour. B: He's going to kill someone. A: Look! He just hit that car. B: Oh, my goodness. No one is safe on the streets. A: Now he's slowing down. B: Maybe he ran out of gas. A: Look! He just got out of the car and started running. B: I hope the police catch him. A: TV news is so stupid. B: They shouldn't even call it news. A: Last night they told us about a cat in a sofa. B: Yesterday they told us about a dog in a pipe. A: Last week they told us about a bear in a back yard. B: Last month they told us about a mouse in a restaurant. A: The weatherman tells us the temperature in every town. B: The sports guy shows us players fighting. A: They always tell us "what's next." B: They always make "what's next" sound exciting, but it never is. A: It's more like news for kids. B: They should have kid reporters. A: I love my computer. B: Computers are so cool. A: I love to go online. B: The Internet is amazing. A: You can travel all over the world. B: I know. I went to China yesterday. A: What did you do? B: I stood on the Great Wall and looked all around. A: What was it like? B: It was like the real thing. A: It was like being there? B: Yes, I felt like I was actually there. A: The Beatles are the best. B: They are the best musical group ever. A: I love all their songs. B: I don't know which one I like the best. A: I like the ones I can sing along with. B: So do I, like "She Loves You." A: "She loves you, Yeah, yeah, yeah!..." B: "�And you know you should be glad!" A: What a great song. B: How about "Let It Be?" A: Oh, yes! "Let it be, let it be�" B: "�There will be an answer, let it be!" A: Let's go to a movie. B: I'd rather not. A: Why not? B: You know I don't like crowds. A: Let's go to an early movie. B: Okay, that won't be very crowded. A: What would you like to see? B: Oh, I don't care. You're the one who wants to go out. A: Well, I want to see "The Pursuit of Happyness." B: What have you heard about it? A: It's based on a true story about a divorced man and his young son. B: Well, I hope it has a happy ending. A: What's your favorite thing to do? B: I like to watch people. A: That's your favorite thing to do? B: Well, it's one of them. A: Where do you go to watch people? B: My girlfriend and I sit outside Starbucks. A: That sounds like a good spot. B: We watch people walk by with their dogs. A: I guess you see lots of different dogs. B: We don't even know what kind most of them are. A: There are lots of different kinds, but they all have one thing in common. B: Yes, they love to sniff each other when they meet. A: They call him Father Dollar Bill. B: Yes, he was on the TV news today. A: Every Easter Sunday he gives away money. B: Is it his money? A: No. Movie stars give him money to give to homeless people. B: How much money does he give away? A: This year he gave away $15,000. B: That's a lot of money. A: He gave $100 to people in wheelchairs. B: What about the other homeless people? A: They got $1 each. B: People stood in line just to get one dollar?! A: Old movies are the best. B: Even though they're in black and white. A: A good story is more important than color. B: Actors didn't curse back then. A: And there was no violence. B: People today don't like that. A: No, today people like lots of action. B: I like a good story. A: I like to see actors who are like real people. B: Like real people with real problems. A: They still make movies like that. B: Yes, but they never make much money. A: Do you get PBS on TV? B: Yes, everybody gets the Public Broadcasting System. A: It puts me to sleep. B: Tell me about it. A: A gardening show follows a knitting show. B: A cooking show follows a sewing show. A: A travel show follows another travel show. B: I'll say! I've gone around the world a dozen times already! A: Now they're adding old TV shows to the old movies. B: I sure would like to see something interesting for a change. A: If more people donate money, PBS could offer new shows. B: Who wants to donate? Public TV should be free. A: I love to watch "Judge Judy." B: Is that a TV show? A: Yes. It's on every afternoon. B: What's so good about it? A: They have interesting lawsuits. B: Such as? A: Yesterday, a woman complained about a cell phone she bought on eBay. B: Was something wrong with the phone? A: It works only in Canada. B: Did the seller know that? A: Yes, and he didn't tell the buyer. B: I hope Judge Judy made the seller take the phone back. A: That woman is a very good singer. B: Yes, but she looks like a man. A: What difference does it make? B: Female singers are supposed to be pretty. A: Singers are supposed to sound good. B: They should look good, too. A: There are lots of ugly men singers. B: Men singers don't have to look good. A: Then neither do women singers. B: Well, I would never buy her CD. A: But you would buy her CD if she was pretty? B: Yes. I would buy all of her CDs. A: All the TV stations are going to go digital. B: Yes, that will occur next month. A: Most of them are already broadcasting in digital. B: The digital signal is very clear. A: Oh, no, it isn't! B: What do you mean? A: I can't get a single channel. B: Do you have a digital TV? A: Of course. But I don't have cable. B: You don't need to have cable, but you do need a good antenna. A: But I have rabbit ears. B: Rabbit ears aren't strong enough. Buy a digital antenna. A: I love salads. B: Me too. A: I usually eat a simple salad. B: What do you put in it? A: Just lettuce, tomato, and celery. B: That's it? A: I add some pepper and salt. B: I always put cheese in my salads. A: Yes, cheese is nice. B: What kind of dressing do you use? A: I pour lots of French dressing on top. B: Me too. French dressing is so delicious! Who cares about calories? A: I love cheese. B: Me too. A: Where does cheese come from? B: It comes from cows. A: So we get cheese from cows, and we get milk, too? B: Yes, we do. A: What else do we get from cows? B: We get hamburgers and steak. A: Oh, that's so delicious. B: We also get leather. A: We get a lot of things from cows, don't we? B: Yes. A cow is man's best friend. A: I used to work in a deli. B: How did you like it? A: I loved it! B: Did you get free food? A: I ate free cheese and meat every day. B: That sounds like a great job. A: Whatever a customer ordered, I sliced off a little more for me. B: Did you get fat? A: No, but I did put on a few pounds. B: That sounds like a dream job. A: It was, until one day my manager caught me. B: No more free cheese for you, huh? A: I'm on a new diet. B: What are you eating now? A: I switched from pasta to potatoes. B: Why did you do that? A: Pasta is processed food. Potatoes are natural food. B: Natural food has more vitamins. A: And it's just as easy to prepare. B: How do you prepare the potatoes? A: I wash them, and then steam them for 15 minutes. B: That's pretty simple. A: Then I add butter, salt, and pepper. B: Can I have all those cans of tomato sauce you bought for your pasta? A: My girlfriend's mom got mad at me at the dinner table. B: Why was that? A: I sprinkled salt and pepper on the food before I tasted it. B: What's the matter with that? A: Her mom is a great cook. B: So, a little salt and pepper never hurt anything. A: It hurt her feelings. B: Oh. A: I apologized to her, but I could tell she was still upset. B: Maybe you shouldn't eat there again. A: I'm sure everything will be okay in a day or two. B: It's your girlfriend's fault. She should have warned you. A: I eat the same thing every day. B: You're kidding. A: No, I'm serious. B: Doesn't that get old? A: No, because I'm eating food that I like. B: But the same thing day after day gets old. A: Well, I guess if it ever does get old, I'll change to something different. B: Do you eat fruits and vegetables every day? A: No, I hate vegetables. B: But you eat fruits. A: I eat two apples, one banana, and one orange every day. B: Well, there's nothing wrong with that. A: There's something wrong with my orange. B: What's wrong? A: It's not orange! B: Your orange isn't orange? A: No, it's dark pink! B: Are you sure? I never heard of such a thing. A: I just peeled it, and I'm looking at it right now. B: Let me see. Yes, you're right. Your orange is pink. A: Who ever heard of such a thing? B: Oh, look. Here's the little sticker that was on it. It's called a Pink Navel. A: What is this world coming to? B: Who knows? Maybe soon we'll have pink bananas. A: I love peanuts. B: Me, too. I love them roasted and salted. A: I love boiled peanuts. B: Boiled? I never heard of that. A: Just boil raw peanuts in salt water until the shells are soft. B: I'll have to try them sometime. A: They're best when they're hot. B: My brother is allergic to peanuts. A: That's not good. B: No, it isn't. He almost died when he was little. A: I guess he has to be very careful about what he eats. B: He has a very strict diet. A: I'm gaining weight. B: How much have you gained? A: Three pounds just this month. B: Do you know why? A: I think it's the ice cream. B: You started eating ice cream? A: It was on sale. B: How much did you buy? A: I filled up my freezer with ice cream. B: Well, it won't last forever. A: No, I figure I'll finish it all by next week. B: Then you can start losing weight, if there isn't another sale. A: I'm stuffed. B: Of course you are. You ate everything on the table. A: I don't like to eat leftovers. B: I'm glad to hear there's something you don't like to eat. A: I like my food hot and fresh. B: You like to see it disappear. A: I don't like it reheated. B: Well, you'll have hot fresh food tomorrow night. A: I'm so full I'm going to burst. B: You should loosen your belt. A: I already loosened my belt and unbuttoned my pants. B: Well, don't stand up, please. A: I saw what you did. B: I didn't do anything. A: Oh yes, you did. B: What are you talking about? A: You know what I'm talking about. B: I don't have any idea. A: You know what you did. B: Maybe I know, but how could you know? A: Because I was watching you. B: Okay, I'm sorry I did it. A: Don't drink milk out of the carton. Use a glass! B: I promise I'll never drink out of the carton again. A: I have a stomachache. B: Is it something you ate? A: Maybe. I'm not sure. B: What did you have for breakfast? A: The usual, cereal with milk and a banana. B: Maybe the milk was bad. A: It didn't smell bad. B: Maybe the banana was bad. A: No, the banana was delicious. B: Maybe you just need to go to the bathroom. A: No, that's not the problem. B: Maybe it will go away in a little while. A: What's this stain? B: I don't know. A: It looks like blood. B: I think my nose was bleeding. A: You should wet your shirt immediately. B: Why? A: Because that gets the blood out of the shirt. B: What's a little blood? A: Your white shirt is ruined. B: So, I'll just buy another one. A: You can wear this one around the house. B: Next time I'll soak it immediately. A: My fingers hurt. B: Why do they hurt? A: I type too much. B: You should take a break. A: I need to type to make money. B: But typing is causing you pain. A: Maybe I should see a doctor. B: Doctors are too expensive. A: He might tell me to rest for a while. B: He might want to cut you open. A: He might say I'm okay. B: He might say you have bone cancer. A: What did the doctor say? B: He thinks I have too much stress. A: Stress causes your stomachaches? B: Stress causes different problems with different people. A: So what did he tell you to do? B: He said I need to think positive. A: He didn't give you any medication? B: I hate medication. It makes me feel different. A: So how do you think positive? B: I think about nice things. A: Like what? B: Like a day at the beach, with my toes in the sand. A: I cut my finger. B: How did you do that? A: It's a paper cut. B: Paper can be dangerous. A: It hurts, too. B: Paper cuts can hurt a lot. A: Where are the band-aids? B: I think they're in the medicine cabinet. A: It's on the tip of my finger. B: A band-aid might not work. A: I must not use this finger until the cut heals. B: It might take a day or two to heal. A: Do you smell that? B: Oh, yes. A: I can't stand cigarette smoke. B: It smells so bad. A: One cigarette stinks up the whole sidewalk. B: Smokers think they are so cool. A: They are so weak. B: A little cigarette controls them. A: They look so stupid taking a puff. B: And then they blow smoke out of their mouth. A: They think it's cool. B: Cigarettes stink. A: Do you have a cold? B: Yes, I do. A: How did you get it? B: My sister had a cold. She gave it to me. A: Have you taken anything for your cold? B: No, I just blow my nose a lot. A: Your nose is stopped up? B: Yes. I have to breathe through my mouth. A: Have you tried nose drops? B: No, I don't like nose drops. A: They work great. B: I don't care. I don't like to put drops in my nose. A: Would you put suntan lotion on my back, please? B: Sure. A: Thank you. B: You shouldn't lie in the sun for too long. A: I want to get a tan. I don't want to look so pale. B: What's wrong with looking pale? A: People think you might be sick. B: Who thinks that? A: I don't know. B: It's better to be pale than to have skin cancer. A: I know that. B: So why are you arguing with me? Don't lie in the sun too long! A: I can't quit smoking. B: Of course you can. A: I don't have enough will power. B: Of course you do. A: I wish I had never started. B: So does every smoker. A: I've tried to quit so many times. B: So has everyone else. A: Nothing seems to work. B: All it takes is will power, and you have it. A: Then why can't I quit? B: You have to believe in yourself. A: My back is killing me. B: What did you do? A: I got out of my car. B: That's it? A: I injured my back one time just by sneezing. B: You should see a doctor. A: My doctor said I need surgery. B: So? A: So, forget it. B: You don't have the money? A: I have no insurance. B: Maybe a back rub would help. A: My brother smokes three packs a day. B: Three packs of what? A: Cigarettes, of course. B: How can he do that? A: When he is almost finished with one cigarette, he uses it to light another. B: He's a chain smoker. A: He's been a chain smoker for 30 years. B: That's unbelievable. Can he still breathe? A: He can, but the people around him can't. B: How can he still be alive? A: His doctor says his heart and lungs are strong and healthy. B: Maybe I should start smoking. A: I hate brushing my teeth. B: It's such a chore. A: Brush, brush. Spit, spit. B: What did they do in the old days? A: They brushed with their fingers. B: They also ate with their fingers! A: Why do they call it the good old days? B: Maybe because they didn't have to brush and floss. A: Who invented flossing? B: A dentist, I'm sure. A: I hate flossing more than brushing! B: I can't wait till all my teeth fall out. A: Let's stop for a while. I need a break and some water. B: This trail is hard to climb. A: Especially on a hot day like this. B: I can't believe we haven't seen any animals. A: Thank goodness! I don't want to see any wild animals. B: All we've seen so far is a couple of lizards. A: We're hiking to lose weight, not to see goats and bears. B: I bet I've lost a couple of pounds already. A: All you've lost is some sweat. B: I haven't even lost one pound of fat? A: If you want to lose fat, you've got to do this hike every day. B: Okay, but let's hike in town. At least there are cats and dogs to see. A: Oh no, another pimple on my face. B: Pimples suck. A: It seems like I get a new pimple almost every day. B: Maybe it's something in your diet. A: No, I eat the same things day after day. B: Then maybe it's in your genes. A: You might be right. B: Do pimples run in your family? A: Not that I've noticed. B: Well, maybe it's from the pollution in the air. A: Whatever the cause, I hate seeing them on my face. B: Well, on the bright side, they're fun to pop. A: Do you believe everything you hear? B: I don't believe anything I don't see with my own eyes. A: You can't believe what you hear on TV or radio. B: You can't believe what you read in the newspapers. A: Everyone tells you a different story about the same thing. B: Three different people will give you three different stories. A: And the government will give you a fourth story. B: Yes, like the government says not to worry about the swine flu. A: But the swine flu just killed 20 people in Mexico. B: The government says we have nothing to worry about. A: Then why are some schools telling the kids to stay home? B: The government says to wash our hands frequently, and we'll all be okay. A: Don't pick your nose. B: I wasn't picking my nose. A: What were you doing? B: I was scratching my nose. A: I think I know the difference between picking and scratching. B: Okay, mom, maybe I was picking it a little bit. A: Use a tissue next time. B: I didn't have a tissue. A: Then wait till you find a tissue. B: I couldn't wait. It was an emergency. A: Oh, really? Maybe you should have called 911. B: It wasn't that kind of emergency. A: Our TV remote is filthy. B: Yes, it's covered with crud. A: I'm going to clean it. B: Don't use water on it! A: I'll use a damp cloth. B: Don't let water get into any of the cracks. A: I'll squeeze the cloth so it's almost dry. B: Don't rub the numbers off the remote. A: I will rub gently but firmly. B: Do it quickly, please, so I can change channels during commercials. A: I'll give it back to you in a couple of minutes. B: Maybe we should put it in a plastic bag to keep it clean. A: My ear is killing me. B: What's the matter? A: I was on a plane. B: So? A: So, every time the plane goes up, my ear starts to hurt. B: That's no good. A: Sometimes the pain goes away, and sometimes it doesn't. B: Have you seen a doctor? A: I've been to two doctors. B: And they couldn't fix your problem? A: They both said I have to live with it. B: Or you can stay off planes. A: Did you see the woman with the new face? B: Did she get a nice job? A: She got an "everything" job! B: What do you mean? A: A team of doctors gave her a whole new face. B: Why did they do that? A: A mad dog bit most of her face off. B: Oh, that's terrible. What does she look like now? A: Her face is really fat, but they say the swelling will go down. B: And then will she look normal again? A: I guess so. B: God bless modern medicine. A: There's something wrong with my right hand. B: What's wrong with it? A: It aches most of the time. B: What do you think it is? A: I don't know. I think it's old age. B: If it's old age, why don't both of your hands hurt? A: That's a good question. Maybe it's not old age. B: Are you right-handed? A: Yes. All my life. B: You're wearing out your right hand. Stop using it so much. A: But I do all my writing with my right hand. B: Start typing instead. That way your left hand will do half the work. A: I really like this house. B: Can we afford it? A: They want 20 percent down. B: That's a lot of money. A: But the house is so nice. B: It's in a great neighborhood. A: It's close to the beach. B: It's close to the freeways. A: It's got a big yard. B: The kids love the house, too. A: If we don't buy it, someone else will. B: You're right. Let's buy it now. We can worry later. A: We can't afford this house. B: Are you sure? A: We will be house rich, but cash poor. B: What do you mean? A: Our monthly payments will be too high. B: We won't have any money for other things? A: No, we won't have money for gas or food. B: We'll be eating peanut butter sandwiches? A: Without the peanut butter! B: That's no good! A: We have to find a cheaper house. B: Of course. We can't live without gas or peanut butter. A: That is a beautiful house. B: I don't like it. A: What's the matter with it? B: It's on the corner. A: So? B: That means it gets twice as much traffic. A: You're right. B: When you're inside, you will always hear cars stopping and stopping at the intersection. A: Or you'll hear the collision if someone doesn't stop. B: Or you'll see the collision if they crash into the house. A: Let's find a house that's at the end of a dead end. B: That's perfect. The less traffic, the better. A: I hate looking for an apartment. B: Me, too. A: We have a 2 o'clock appointment to see the one on Main Street. B: We'd better get ready to go. A: It's an upstairs unit. B: That's good, because I don't want to live under people with loud feet. A: And it's a corner unit. B: That's great. We won't have neighbors on both sides of us. A: No pets are allowed. B: Perfect. We don't have to listen to barking dogs. A: And there are only six units in the whole building. B: Where's the checkbook? I'm ready to rent it without even seeing it. A: Did you call the manager? B: Yes. He said he'd come over tomorrow. A: Did he say what time? B: Yes. He said he'd be here at 9 o'clock. A: Did he understand what the problem is? B: Yes. I told him our doorbell doesn't work. A: It shouldn't take him long to fix it. B: I don't even know why we need to fix it. A: In case we have visitors. B: But they can just knock on the door. A: Actually, I want him to look at our carpet, too. B: Yes, it would be nice if he'd give us a new carpet. A: Do you like this house? B: Yes, it's beautiful. A: It's perfect for us and the kids. B: Three bedrooms, three bathrooms, and a big back yard. A: And we can afford it! B: So are we going to buy it? A: I'm afraid not. B: It's too far from your job, isn't it? A: I can't spend four hours on the road every day. B: By the time you get home, you'll be too tired to even eat. A: I won't be able to play with the kids. B: No, we have to find something closer to your job. A: Boy, it's chilly outside, isn't it? B: It sure is. A: In fact, it's chilly in the apartment, too. B: Let's turn on the heat. A: I'll check to make sure that all the windows are shut. B: It should be warmer in a few minutes. A: It's so nice to have a heated apartment. B: How did they survive in the old days? A: They had fireplaces. B: Someone had to chop the wood. A: And carry it into the house. B: All we have to do is flip a switch. A: This is a nice neighborhood. B: The streets are clean and quiet. A: The neighbors don't party on the weekends. B: People take care of their lawns. A: No rusty old cars are sitting in the front yards. B: We never have to call the police about anything. A: Our kids are completely safe. B: So why are we selling our house? A: They're building a 3-story apartment building on the corner. B: So we've got to sell before property values go down? A: Yes. I still can't believe our city council allowed this building. B: They're probably getting something under the table. A: That was a huge fire in Santa Barbara. B: Yes, it was. A: They said about 30 houses burned to the ground. B: And they were expensive houses. A: I feel so sorry for those people. B: Why feel sorry for rich people? A: I feel sorry for anyone who loses their home. B: So do I, but not if they're rich. A: What does that have to do with it? B: Rich people think they're better than us. A: How many rich people do you know? B: None. A: Bears are invading our neighborhoods. B: Of course they are. They're starving to death. A: They should stay in the woods where they belong. B: There's no food in the woods. A: Can't they eat grass? B: Do you think a bear is a cow? A: Well, I've seen them eating berries. B: Berries aren't in season all year round. A: It's too dangerous for kids and pets. B: People need to cover their trash cans. A: The police need to shoot all the bears. B: You don't solve a problem by shooting it. A: I need a job. B: I thought you had a job. A: I did. B: What happened? A: I got laid off. B: That's terrible! When did it happen? A: I got laid off last week. B: Just you? A: No, ten of my coworkers got laid off, too. B: What are you going to do? A: I'm looking in the newspaper for a job. B: Good luck! A: Before you go to that interview, check yourself. B: What's to check? A: Are your nails clean? B: Yes, they are. A: Did you double-check your nose and teeth? B: They are clean, too. A: Did you shine your shoes? B: My shoes are shined. A: Do your socks match? B: Of course they match. A: No, they don't. One is black and one is dark blue. B: Yikes! Thank you. A: Life is hard. B: It sure is. A: I thought school was hard. B: Me, too. I couldn't wait to graduate. A: But now work is hard, too. B: I agree. Work is just as hard as school. A: Sometimes I wish I was back in school. B: Me, too. School was fun. A: And it was only 12 years. B: It went by pretty fast. A: But work goes on forever! B: We have to work for 30 years! A: I'm sleepy. B: So am I. A: I had a long day. B: So did I. A: I didn't even have lunch. B: Neither did I. A: I was busy the whole day. B: So was I. A: I had to bring work home with me. B: I did too. A: Your day was just like mine. B: Of course it was. We work together! A: I don't like my job. B: What do you do? A: I'm a babysitter. B: Is that a lot of work? A: Babies cry all the time. B: You have to change their diapers. A: I have to feed them. B: Are you looking for another job? A: No, I'm looking for another family. B: Another family? A: A family with only one baby. B: That's a good idea. A: I need a job. B: What was your last job? A: I was a painter. B: What happened? A: I got laid off because there was no work. B: What else can you do? A: I'm a handyman. B: Can you fix a dripping faucet in a kitchen sink? A: Of course. B: Then I have a job for you in my kitchen. A: It will cost you only $20 plus parts. B: Okay. That sounds like a fair price. A: What would you do if you lost your job? B: I have no idea. I've been here for 20 years. A: Do you have any other skills? B: Well, I know how to flip hamburgers. A: No one would hire you to flip hamburgers. B: Have you heard something that you're not telling me? A: What do you mean? B: Are there going to be layoffs at this place? A: I certainly hope not! B: If you got laid off, you'd be flipping hamburgers, too. A: Oh great, we could both work at Burger King. B: Maybe we'd get laid off there, too. A: Do your students ever talk about their jobs? B: Yes, and they ask me what jobs are the best. A: I tell my students to become a teacher. B: Teaching is a great job. A: It's the best job I've ever had. B: What makes it so good? A: For me, it's the students. B: What do you mean? A: I mean I have wonderful students. B: That must be nice. A: Teaching is the best part of my whole day. B: You're a lucky man to have a job you love. A: Boy, I'm glad that job is finished. B: How long did it take? A: Four hours, without a break. B: It's always nice to finish a job. A: Well, it's good and bad. B: What's bad about it? A: When you finish, all you do is start another job! B: Yes, that's right. It does get boring. A: Especially if it's the same work, over and over. B: But that's what most people do. A: Yes, I guess most of us are stuck in a routine. B: I wonder if there is any job that you don't repeat over and over. A: I think I have the worst boss in the world. B: What makes him so bad? A: He's rude and he yells a lot. B: That's hard to take. A: I've never heard him say please or thank you. B: He sounds like a real jerk. A: No one at work likes him. B: Can't you report him to his supervisor? A: Of course not. If I do that, I'll lose my job. B: Yes, they don't like troublemakers or complainers. A: I can't quit, because I'm making a good salary. B: You shouldn't choose money over happiness. A: What are we going to do? B: About what? A: About finding a job for me. B: You don't need a job. I make enough money for both of us. A: That doesn't matter. I don't want to sit around. B: Okay, what kind of job do you want? A: I'm not sure. B: Well, you should do something that you enjoy. A: I enjoy selling. I was born to sell. B: Okay, what do you want to sell? A: Cigarette lighters. I'll make a fortune. B: But you hate cigarettes and you hate smoking! A: A new hotel is looking for workers. B: Yes, I saw it on the TV news. A: They need 300 new workers. B: And 4,000 people showed up. A: So many people are out of work. B: I still have my job, thank goodness. A: So do I, but I'm worried. B: Me too. There are no guarantees. A: If you lose your job, you can move in with me. B: Oh, thank you. That's very nice of you. A: You would do the same for me. B: Of course. What are friends for? A: I think I did something real stupid. B: What did you do? A: I bought some stock. B: Everybody buys stock. A: I bought it on a hunch. B: You didn't read about the company first? A: I didn't have to. It's been in business for 60 years. B: So what's the problem? A: I used all my savings on this one company. B: You put all your eggs into one basket. A: If the company goes out of business, I'll have nothing. B: Oh, you'll have something�you'll have a lesson you'll never forget! A: I was going to be a doctor. B: What happened to your plans? A: I got a D in college chemistry. B: Well, a D is better than an F. A: A tutor helped me get the D! B: So, you didn't become a doctor. A: And now I'm glad that I didn't. B: Why's that? A: A hospital is the most dangerous place in the world. B: Oh, yes, because of all the killer germs. A: If you're a smart doctor, you stay away from hospitals. B: Yes, the smart doctors are those TV news doctors�no hospitals, no patients. A: I want to be a mail carrier when I grow up. B: Why? A: Because you get to meet a lot of people. B: You sure do. A: And you get a lot of exercise every day. B: That's the truth. A: And you get to play with a lot of dogs. B: Well, you're supposed to be working. A: Yes, but I will always pet the friendly dogs. B: What about the unfriendly dogs? A: I think if you are friendly to dogs, they are friendly to you. B: Dogs are like people�not all of them are friendly. A: I want to move to New York. B: To the state or the city? A: To the city, of course. B: Why do you want to move there? A: Because I want to make a lot of money. B: There are a lot of poor people in New York. A: There sure are�at least a million. B: So how do you plan to become rich? A: I will knock on the doors of all the corporations. B: That won't make you rich. Nobody will talk to you. A: I will keep knocking on doors. B: All you will get is sore knuckles. A: Let's go out to eat. B: That sounds like fun. A: Where do you want to go? B: Let me think a minute. A: I feel like Chinese. B: That sounds delicious. A: I know a good Chinese restaurant. B: How far away is it? A: It's only 10 minutes from here. B: Do we need reservations? A: Oh, no. We can walk right in. B: Let's go now. I'm hungry! A: I can't believe how long this line is. B: This is a popular restaurant, isn't it? A: Yes, but it isn't a fast-food restaurant, is it? B: It's the slowest hamburger in town. A: That's because they cook it while you wait. B: Yes. That's why it's also the best hamburger in town. A: A great burger and great service. B: Yes, the workers are very polite. A: And they're clean. B: I've been coming here for years. A: Me too. B: Excuse me. They just called my number. A: Lunch was delicious. B: Thank you. A: What kind of soup was that? B: It was tomato soup. A: That tasted so good. B: I put lemon and butter in it. A: The sandwich was good, too. B: Everyone likes bacon and tomato sandwiches. A: Especially on toast. B: And the pickles were great, too. A: Tomorrow we'll have rice and fish for lunch. B: I can't wait. A: I'm calling the waiter. B: What's the matter? A: This steak has too much fat. B: What do you want the waiter to do? A: Bring me a better steak. B: I wouldn't do that. A: Why not? B: They will drop the new steak on the floor, step on it, and then spit on it. A: You're crazy. B: Then the waiter will give you a big smile as he brings you the new steak. A: Where do you get these crazy ideas? B: I used to cook in a restaurant! A: Let's leave. B: But we just got here. A: Did you see the waiter's hands? B: No. A: He had dirty fingernails. B: Really? A: His nails were black! B: That's disgusting. A: And he poured water into our glasses. B: Yuck! No water for me. A: I wonder if the cooks' nails are dirty, too. B: Who cares? Let's get out of here. A: This hot bread is delicious. B: I like this restaurant because they give you free bread. A: Well, I think we are paying for it. B: No. Look at the bill when we get it. There's no charge for the bread. A: It is delicious, especially with butter. B: I think we should just leave after we fill up on the bread. A: They probably wouldn't like that. B: I'm eating so much bread that I'm getting full. A: Then stop eating the bread! B: Okay, just one more piece. Pass the butter, please. A: If I owned a restaurant, I would never serve hot bread before the main course. B: That's terrible. I would never go to your restaurant. A: Is this a clean restaurant? B: Well, the tables and chairs look okay. A: Okay, let's sit down. B: Check out the silverware. A: It passes inspection. B: Here comes the waiter. See if his hands and nails are clean. A: Well, the waiter looked clean, so I guess it's okay to eat here. B: You're forgetting about the bathroom. A: I'm going to just hope that the bathroom is clean. B: You're not going to examine it before we order dinner? A: No, I'd rather not find out that it's dirty, because I'm pretty hungry right now. B: Me, too. Let's forget about germs and focus on food. A: Have you seen our waiter? B: Here he comes now. A: We've been sitting here for almost 10 minutes. B: Oops, I guess I was wrong. That isn't our waiter. A: We can give him five more minutes, and then leave. B: I'll go up front and talk to the manager. A: That's a good idea. B: Maybe they'll give us free drinks for waiting so long. A: Maybe he'll send us our waiter immediately. B: Every time we eat out, it's an adventure. A: Last time, we got seats next to the kitchen. B: We'll never go there again. A: Is this table okay? B: No, it's too close to the kitchen door. A: How about this table? B: No, it's too close to the front door. A: This looks like a nice table. B: No, it's too close to the salad bar. A: Okay, I give up. B: Well, there is one good table. A: Great. Which one? B: That one. A group of eight just sat down at it. A: I don't believe the art world. B: What is it this time? A: An Andy Warhol drawing. B: He's a famous artist. A: He drew two butterflies and a flower on a napkin in a restaurant. B: Did he sign it? A: Yes. B: Is it beautiful? A: It's just black ink on a white napkin. And the napkin has food stains! B: So it's not worth much? A: Only about $30,000. B: Without the food stains, it would probably be worth more. A: Why is there so much crime? B: Because parents don't teach their kids right from wrong. A: Is that it? B: Also, there aren't enough police. A: But there are a lot of police. B: There's only one police officer per 100 criminals. A: Can't we hire more police? B: No. It costs too much money. A: Doesn't crime cost more than police? B: Yes, it does. A: So it would be cheaper to hire more police? B: Yes, it would. A: This is a great neighborhood. B: Yes, it is. A: People are friendly. B: Yes, they are. A: The streets and sidewalks are clean. B: Yes, they are. A: There's a real nice park nearby. B: Yes, there is. A: I feel safe here. B: There is no crime here. A: I wish I could move here. B: Maybe you can, if someone moves out. A: The house burned down. B: What happened? A: The man fell asleep. B: Was he smoking? A: Yes, he was smoking a cigarette. B: Did he die? A: Yes, he did. His cat died, too. B: That's too bad. What about his smoke alarm? A: The battery was dead. B: A good battery would have saved his life. A: He had cigarettes, but no battery. B: It happens all the time. A: They say he has started fifteen big fires. B: He's been in jail three times already. A: Why did they ever let him out? B: It's the law. They can't keep him in jail forever. A: Why not? Everyone knows he's a firebug. He loves to start fires. B: I don't know. Sometimes the law doesn't make sense. A: But his latest fire killed someone. B: This time they have charged him with murder. A: So maybe he'll go to jail forever? B: I sure hope so. A: Someone should set him on fire. B: That would teach him a good lesson. A: Put your seatbelt on. B: Why? A: Because it will protect you in case of an accident. B: But it's uncomfortable. A: It's the law. B: It's so much trouble. A: It's common sense. B: It's so tight that it's hard for me to breathe. A: Hold your breath till we get there. B: Okay, my seatbelt is on. A: I'm glad you don't complain very much. B: I'm ready for an accident. A: What are you doing? B: I'm going to change the light bulb. It burnt out. A: What are you standing on? B: A couple of dictionaries and some textbooks. A: Are you crazy? B: What's the matter? A: Those books will slip and you'll fall. B: It's only a couple of feet. A: What if you fall while you're holding the light bulb, and it breaks and pieces go into your eyes? B: I never thought about that. A: You'd be blind for the rest of your life! B: I'll get the stepladder. A: Did you see that puddle of water on the floor? B: Yes. I called for a clean-up. A: A puddle of water is very dangerous. B: It isn't easy to see. A: But it's real easy to slip on. B: Especially on these slick floors. A: Someone who slips could hurt their back. B: They could even crack their head open. A: We should stand here till the clean-up person gets here. B: We can leave if we put an orange cone here. A: Yes, but I don't know where the orange cones are. B: It doesn't matter. Here he comes now with the mop. A: What happens when the fire alarm rings? B: We tell our students to leave the classroom. A: Can they take their belongings? B: Yes, if they do it quickly. A: Where do the students go? B: They go out to the north parking lot. A: What do the teachers do? B: We take our rosters to the parking lot and take roll. A: Why do you do that? B: We want to make sure all the students are out of the building. A: If they are all outside, then what? B: Then we just wait outside for a fireman to tell us to go back in. A: I have to go back upstairs. B: Why? We're already late. A: I have to check the stove. B: What's the matter? A: Maybe I left the burner on. B: No, you didn't. I checked the stove before we left. A: Are you sure? B: Of course I'm sure. A: Well, I have to go back upstairs anyway. B: It's getting later every minute. A: I think I left the water running. B: No, you didn't. Let's go! The only thing running is the clock! A: The city is buying guns. B: What are they paying? A: Up to $200 for each gun, no questions asked. B: Why are they doing this? A: They want to get guns off the street. B: Who would turn in a gun for $200? A: That isn't a good deal? B: A good gun costs $400 or more. A: Well, if you bring your receipt, maybe they'll give you $400. B: I'll keep my receipt and my gun. A: I didn't know you had a gun. B: Everyone in America should have a gun. A: You're yawning. B: I sure am. A: You should go to bed. B: I will as soon as I finish this article. A: What are you reading? B: It's about crime in Los Angeles. A: What does it say? B: The mayor says the crime rate is going down. A: Then why does everyone lock their doors? B: I guess they haven't read this article. A: No one believes that the crime rate is going down. B: Maybe the mayor is just talking about his own neighborhood. A: People who live in California are crazy. B: Why is that? A: Because of all the earthquakes and fires. B: But big earthquakes happen only once in a while. A: Once in a while is once too many. B: But you're right. There are a lot of fires. A: A recent fire destroyed 85 homes. B: Still, it's safer than Florida. A: Florida doesn't have earthquakes or fires. B: No, Florida just has hurricanes every year from June to October. A: But most of those hurricanes are harmless. B: Excuse me. Hurricane Andrew destroyed 30,000 homes! A: Do you go to college? B: Yes, I do. A: What college do you go to? B: I go to Pasadena City College. A: Do you like it? B: Oh, yes, I really like it. A: Why do you like it? B: Because it has great teachers. A: What else? B: I like all my classmates, too. A: Anything else? B: Yes. It's not expensive! A: I lost my new pen. B: Where did you lose it? A: I don't know. B: When did you lose it? A: I think I lost it today. I used it yesterday. B: Did you check all your pockets? A: I checked all my pockets. B: Did you look in your desk? A: Yes. It isn't there, either. B: It's probably around somewhere. A: Oh, well, it only cost me a dollar. B: Only a dollar? Don't even look for it. A: Gravity is very important. B: What is gravity? A: It's the force that pulls everything down. B: I don't understand. A: If you pour water into a glass, the water goes down into the glass. B: Of course it does. A: Without gravity, the water would go up. B: You're joking. A: Without gravity, you would go up. B: What do you mean? A: You would float into the sky like a balloon. B: That would be fun! A: I can't read my book. B: Turn on the light. A: The light is on. B: Open the book. A: The book is open. B: See an eye doctor. A: That's what I need to do. B: He'll give you a prescription for glasses. A: I'll make an appointment tomorrow. B: I'll get the yellow pages for an eye doctor. A: Read the phone number to me. B: I'll read it very loud, in case your hearing is getting bad, too. A: What do you need for school? B: I need pencils. A: Anything else? B: I need a notebook. A: Do you need a pen? B: No. I already have a pen. A: Do you need a calculator? B: No. The teacher doesn't permit calculators. A: How about a dictionary? B: No, we have a big dictionary in the classroom. A: Well, I guess that's it. B: Yes, that's all I need for now. A: I like this magazine. B: So do I. A: I read it once, and I subscribed. B: It gives you all the news. A: All the news in only 50 pages. B: I like the political cartoons. A: I like the beautiful photos of the houses for sale. B: I always read the film reviews. A: I never miss the food and drink section. B: I gave a subscription to my parents. A: Me too. They canceled their other news magazines. B: So did mine! A: My pen is out of ink. B: Shake it a couple of times. A: I shook it. There is no more ink. B: You can borrow mine. A: Thank you. I'll buy a new one tomorrow. B: What were you doing? A: I was writing a letter. B: Who were you writing to? A: It's to my mom. B: Tell her I said hello. A: Okay. I'll return your pen when I'm done. B: Take your time. A: Have you done your homework? B: Not yet. A: Then why are you watching TV? B: This is my favorite show. A: Go do your homework. B: But, mom! A: You can watch TV after you do your homework. B: But the show will be over. A: There will be another show next week. B: Please? A: You know the rules. B: I hate the rules! I can't wait till I grow up. A: I can't wait until I graduate. B: Me too. A: No more homework. B: I hate homework. A: Are you going to college? B: I can't afford it. A: Me neither. B: So what are you going to do? A: I'm joining the army. B: You're kidding. You might get killed. A: I don't think so. After I finish, I'll have enough money to go to college. B: That's not a bad idea. A: What is your major? B: English. A: What are you going to do with an English major? B: I'm going to be a teacher. A: High school or middle school? B: High school. A: I teach high school English. B: I didn't know that. A: I started teaching five years ago. B: How do you like it? A: Do you see all this gray hair? It was totally black five years ago. B: Maybe I'll teach middle school. A: Parking at school is impossible. B: I'll say. A: I drove around for half an hour. B: Did you find a spot? A: I found a spot, but someone cut in and took it from me. B: Did you yell at them? A: Yes, I did. B: And? A: And he yelled back at me. B: How rude. A: But I got lucky a few minutes later. B: You have to be lucky to find a parking space. A: This is a huge library. B: Yes, it has lots of rooms and lots of space. A: And lots of books. B: And lots of thieves. A: What do you mean? B: I mean, keep your belongings close to you. A: The only thing in my backpack is used books. B: But thieves don't know that. A: They might think that I've got an iPod or laptop in there. B: Now you're thinking. A: You'd think a library would be safe from thieves. B: Not even a church is safe from thieves. A: How good is your math? B: I can add two and two. A: So you're not very good at math? B: I'm terrible at math. A: Well, I need some help. B: With what? A: I'm taking a math course in school. B: Well, you should ask your teacher or your classmates for help. A: I can't do that. B: Why not? A: They might think I'm stupid. B: They're not going to think that! They'll be glad to help you. A: Do you believe in God? B: Of course. A: Do you pray to God? B: Occasionally. A: When's that? B: When I need something. A: Like what? B: Well, if I have a big test at school. A: Does God answer your prayers? B: Yes, I've passed all my tests. A: Do you ever pray for money? B: Not yet. I won't need to do that until I graduate from high school. A: The cops finally found the husband. B: What husband? A: The husband of the driver who ran over two college students at 3 a.m. B: Oh, yeah. The girl died instantly, and the boy is still in the hospital. A: The husband said he tried to help the boy. B: Yes, he pushed him off the hood of the car. A: No, he said he gently placed the boy on the street. B: So what? They still drove off. A: The husband said a fire department was nearby. B: So what? Did he dial 911? A: He said he was thinking about it, but he didn't get around to it. B: He didn't get around to turning himself in, either. A: I like that shirt. B: So do I. A: How much is it? B: I don't know. The tag is missing. A: Ask the clerk. B: I will. A: Oh, look. Here's another shirt just like it. B: Does it have a price tag? A: Yes, it does. It's only $20. B: That's a great price. A: I think I'll buy both of them. B: You'd better try them on first. A: I bought you a pair of pants. B: Thank you. A: I hope they fit. B: I hope you kept the receipt. A: You think they won't fit? B: I think I've put on some weight. A: You think? B: Maybe a pound or two. A: Maybe four or five pounds? B: My waist is bigger than it was. A: No problem. These pants have an elastic waistband. B: You are so smart! A: What do we need to buy? B: Let me look at our list. A: I know that we need milk. B: Nonfat. A: Of course. What else? B: We need cheese, bread, and ham. A: What kind of cheese? B: Swiss. A: Of course, the cheese with holes in it. B: I never used to buy Swiss cheese. A: Why not? B: I didn't want to pay for the holes. A: I need some pants. B: I thought you just bought a pair. A: I did. B: What's wrong with them so soon? A: The pants are fine, but the pocket has a huge hole in it. B: You shouldn't carry your keys and pens in your pocket. A: But that's what pockets are for. B: You should carry them in a purse. A: I'm a man, and men don't carry purses! B: Well, you should buy pants with stronger pockets. A: I would if I could find someone who makes strong pockets. B: Try a Google search online. A: What are those wipes for? B: You use them to wipe the handle of the shopping cart. A: That's a great idea. B: Yes, all the markets just started offering wipes to shoppers. A: I'm going to take five wipes. B: What do you need five of them for? A: One to wipe the handle, and the others to wipe the produce. B: What's the matter with the produce? A: Do you think the bananas fell from the sky? B: What do you mean? A: I mean, someone used their dirty hands to pick the bananas, the apples, and the oranges. B: Well, you better save a wipe for the dirty dollar bills you're going to pay with. A: Did you go to the 99 Cents store? B: Yes, I did. A: What did you buy? B: Well, I got a lot of good deals, as usual. A: Like what? B: Well, a dozen large eggs were only 99 cents. A: That's a good deal. B: And a one-pound tub of soft butter was the same price. A: Another good deal. B: But the best deal was five pounds of potatoes for 99 cents. A: I don't know how that store makes money. B: Neither do I, but they're doing something right. A: I need a new computer. B: What's the matter with yours? A: It's six years old. B: That's pretty old. A: It still works, but I'm going to give it to a charity. B: Are you going to buy a desktop or laptop? A: Oh, a laptop, of course. B: A PC or a Mac? A: I haven't decided yet. B: More and more people are using Macs. A: But 90 percent of the world uses PCs. B: And that's not going to change anytime soon. A: I got ripped off. B: What happened? A: I had a car problem, so I went online. B: Did you find a solution? A: Yes, I did. A site I went to said they would send me the solution. B: So, what's the problem? A: I sent them $20 using my credit card, but they never sent me the solution. B: What are you going to do? A: I sent them an email asking for my money back. B: Have you heard from them? A: Not yet. It's been a week. B: Well, I guess that's a $20 lesson for you. A: Where's the pencil sharpener? B: Which one? A: Any one. I need to sharpen this pencil. B: I think there's one on the dining room table. A: I already looked there. B: Did you look in the desk drawer? A: Yes, I looked there, too. B: Don't we have about five sharpeners? A: Yes, but they seem to have legs. B: Tomorrow I'm going to buy an electric sharpener. A: Get one with the rubber suction cups on the bottom. B: Yes. That way it will stay where I put it. A: I'm trying to stretch my dollars. B: How are you doing that? A: I started shopping at the dollar store. B: That saves a lot of money. A: I bought three pounds of potatoes for a dollar. B: That's a good deal. A: Yes, even though some of the potatoes had eyes. B: Just put them in the fridge. A: Also, I bought a can of cheap coffee and a bag of good coffee. B: Why did you do that? A: I mixed them together. B: If the coffee still tastes okay, that's a good idea. A: Can we go to the baseball game? B: Of course. A: I love baseball. B: So do I. A: I love to eat the peanuts. B: I love to eat the hot dogs. A: I hope we�ll see a home run. B: I hope we�ll catch a foul ball. A: Bring a jacket. B: Yes. It gets a little cool at night. A: Bring a glove to catch a foul ball. B: No. I�ll just use my cap to catch a foul ball. A: Golf is a silly game. B: It certainly is. A: You hit a white ball. B: And then you chase it. A: And then you hit it again. B: Finally, you put the ball into a hole in the ground. A: You do this 18 times, because there are 18 holes. B: What�s the point? A: How can it be fun? B: They pay money to play this silly game! A: I think golfers have a mental problem. B: I think they�re nuts. A: Do you want to go fishing? B: Yes. That�s a good idea. A: Where do you want to go? B: We can go to the river. A: Or we can go to the lake. B: Or we can go to the ocean. A: Let�s go to the lake. B: Yes. The lake is only 10 miles away. A: We can be there in 20 minutes. B: I�ll get our fishing rods. A: I�ll get the bait. B: We�ll have fresh fish for dinner! A: Baseball is fun. B: I like to hit the ball. A: I like to run around the bases. B: I like to slide into the bases. A: Yeah. It�s a lot of fun to slide. B: I want to be a baseball player when I grow up. A: Me too. I want to play for the Yankees. B: Not me. I want to play for the Dodgers. A: We have to practice every day. B: I don�t like practice. A: Me neither. It�s boring. B: But practice makes perfect. A: Let�s go jogging. B: That�s a good idea. A: I bought some new shoes. B: Are they comfortable? A: They�re very comfortable. B: How much were they? A: They were on sale for $80. B: Do they help you run faster? A: No, but my feet don�t hurt anymore. B: Then they�re worth every penny. A: You might want to buy a pair. B: I�ll wait until I wear this pair out. A: Tiger is the greatest golfer in the world. B: You can say that again. A: But I�m worried about Tiger. B: Why is that? A: Because he likes to SCUBA dive. B: What�s wrong with that? A: It can be dangerous. B: You mean he could drown. A: He shouldn�t SCUBA dive until he retires. B: But he dives to relax. A: He might relax, but it makes me nervous. B: If his wife doesn�t mind, you shouldn�t mind. A: Did you watch that golf tournament? B: The one that Tiger won? A: How did he do it? B: It was nothing for him. A: He sank a 20-foot putt on the last hole to win by one stroke! B: He sank a 25-footer last year at the same tournament to win by one stroke. A: I think he is from outer space. B: No human could possibly play golf that well. A: Whenever he needs a shot to win a tournament, he makes that shot. B: No human can do that. A: Somebody should check his birth record. B: I bet it says he was born on Mars. A: Who�s the greatest baseball player? B: There are so many great players. A: Yes, but who is the greatest? B: I�d have to say Babe Ruth. A: Most people would say that. B: He changed the game. A: Yes, he made the home run popular. B: Everybody loved him, all over the nation. A: He helped make the Yankees the best team ever. B: And Ruth was a good person, too. A: He always visited hospitals to cheer up sick kids. B: There will never be another Babe. A: Did you hear what happened at the baseball game? B: No, please tell me. A: Someone punched out someone. B: That�s not nice. A: It�s worse than that. B: How so? A: Two guys got into an argument. B: I�ll bet they were drinking. A: A third guy punched one of the two guys. B: I�ll bet he was drinking, too. A: The victim hit his head on the concrete steps and died. B: That�s terrible. Can�t people just have fun at a baseball game? A: I want to go to the ball game. B: Is there a game tonight? A: Yes, it starts at 7 p.m. B: Can we get tickets? A: Yes, but only the cheap tickets. B: How much are they? A: They�re only $5 each. B: That�s a good price. A: Yes, it�s cheaper than a hot dog or a beer. B: Where are the seats? A: They�re behind the outfield. B: Maybe we can catch a home run ball. A: Golf is so hard. B: What's so hard about hitting a little white ball? A: It's hard if you want to do it right. B: You mean like Tiger? A: No, like a good amateur golfer. B: What's so hard about golf? A: There are so many things you have to do right. B: Like what? A: Like keep your left arm straight, keep your head down, and follow through. B: Yikes! Who can remember all that? A: You need to get a lot of lessons when you're really young. B: Forget it. Golf sounds more like work than fun. A: Did you hear about the ball player? B: The home run hitter on drugs? A: He said a doctor helped him with a personal problem. B: He said he wasn�t using drugs. A: He apologized to the fans. B: The league suspended him for 50 games. A: That will cost him some money. B: Yes, about $7 million. A: That will teach him a good lesson. B: He probably won�t use drugs anymore. A: But it won�t stop other players from using drugs. B: No. Everyone always figures that they won�t get caught. A: I don't like riding the bus. B: Why not? A: The seats and windows are dirty. B: Don't they clean the bus every night? A: I think they do. B: You should bring some wipes with you. A: That's a good idea. B: Then you can wipe your seat and window. A: People will think I'm strange. B: Who cares? Everyone is strange. A: That's for sure. B: Don't worry about what people think. A: I don't like riding the bus. B: Why not? A: Number one, it's too slow. B: You're right. A car is faster. A: Number two, it's usually late. B: You're right. The buses are never on time. A: Number three, it doesn't run 24 hours. B: You're right. Buses don't run late at night. A: Number four, it's too crowded. B: You're right. You have to stand in the aisle. A: Number five, it's unsafe. B: You're right. Bad guys might rob you. A: We had a problem at school. B: What was the problem? A: Someone cut the tires. B: What tires? A: The tires on the cars. B: Where were the cars? A: They were in the student parking lot. B: How many tires were cut? A: One or two tires were cut on each car. B: How many cars? A: Eleven cars. B: That's terrible. I hope they catch the person. A: Life isn't fair. B: It sure isn't. A: I got a ticket yesterday. B: What for? A: I was crossing the street. B: Were you in a crosswalk? A: Yes, but the red hand was blinking. B: So? That's a ticket? A: Yes, it's a $140 ticket. B: That's not right! A: When I started to cross the street, the white walk sign was blinking. B: You need to walk faster. A: You're driving too fast. B: Why do you say that? A: The speed limit is 65. B: I know that. A: But you're doing 75. B: So is everyone else. A: But a cop might stop you. B: No, he won't. Some cars are doing 85. A: So the cop will stop those cars? B: Of course. He stops the fastest cars. A: My friend got a ticket for doing 75. B: Your friend was unlucky. A: Remember to put air in your tires. B: How often do I have to do that? A: Once every two months. B: That's a lot. A: What do you mean? B: That's six times a year! A: Yes, and it takes about five minutes each time. B: I'll try. A: Check your tires or you'll get a flat. B: Oh. That's not good. A: No, it isn't. A flat costs you time and money. B: And I don't have either. A: You're driving too fast. B: I'm in a hurry. A: Don't ever be in a hurry. B: It's not my fault. You didn't wake me up. A: That's not my fault. You didn't tell me to wake you up. B: Well, I meant to. A: Don't ever be in a hurry when you're driving. B: Why not? A: Because you'll have an accident. Most accidents are because people are in a hurry. B: How do you know that? A: I read a lot. B: I thought drunks caused most accidents. A: Let's go for a ride. B: Where are we going? A: Into the mountains. B: That sounds nice. A: I want to show you my new car. B: You bought a new car? A: Yes. I bought a Cadillac. B: A luxury car. A: Luxury plus speed. B: What are we waiting for? A: Let me get the keys. B: Let me get my camera. A: I have to go to the bathroom. B: Why didn't you go before we left? A: I did, but I have to go again. B: Well, hold on a little longer. A: I think I'm going to explode. B: Just hold on. A: Oh! Don't hit any more bumps! B: We'll be at McDonald's in just a few minutes. A: I hope they are fast minutes. B: Think about something else. Think about a hamburger. A: I'm thinking, but I still have to go. B: It's the next exit. Hold on! A: Where's the car? B: What do you mean? A: The car isn't here. B: Where did you park it? A: I parked it right here. B: Are you sure? A: Yes. I remember this big tree. B: Maybe it's the wrong tree. A: No, this is the tree. B: Did someone steal it? A: I sure hope not. B: Maybe they towed it away. A: Look at this traffic. B: I'd rather not. A: It gets worse every year. B: Why are you complaining? We're going almost 20 miles an hour. A: The speed limit is 65! B: Well, that's between 2:00 and 4:00 a.m. A: Where are all these people going? B: They're all asking the same question. A: When are they going to fix this problem? B: They said they need more money. A: They always need more money. B: It'll get worse before it gets better. A: Did you see that car? B: Yes, he went through the red light. A: Can we call the police? B: No, the police don't care. A: Why not? B: They have to see it happen. A: They don't believe us? B: No. They can only give a ticket if they see it happen. A: So, what do we do? B: We don't do anything. A: Maybe we should honk the horn next time. B: The driver will just honk back at us. A: My car is dirty. B: Why don't you wash it? A: That's what I'm going to do. B: Are you going to wash it yourself? A: Of course. It's not a hard job. B: I'll help you. A: Okay, I'll get a bucket. B: I'll rinse the car first. A: Then we can scrub it with a wet sponge and soap. B: After that, we can dry it with a towel. A: Then it will look like new B: And you save $10. A: It sure is windy today. B: Paper is flying everywhere. A: This wind is dangerous for drivers. B: Especially for drivers of big trucks. A: The wind blows those trucks over. B: It blows trees over, too. A: A tree fell onto my dad's car. B: Was there much damage? A: My dad had to buy a new car. B: Wow! That's terrible. A: Never park your car under a tree. B: The wind will get you, or the birds will get you. A: When are we going to stop? B: We'll stop at the next McDonald's. A: How far away is that? B: I think we'll be there in half an hour. A: I hope so. I have to go to the bathroom. B: Well, I can always pull over. A: No, thank you, I'll just wait. B: We can kill two birds with one stone. A: What do you mean? B: While you're using the bathroom, I'll order some food. A: Don't order for me. I'm not hungry. B: I'm very hungry. I'll order for you, and then I'll eat yours. A: This is such a long light. B: Look how many cars are waiting in line. A: They need a left-turn arrow. B: Only two cars can make a left turn every three or four minutes. A: We'll be here forever. B: Get out of this lane. A: But we need to turn left. B: Forget it. Go straight. A: Then what? B: Then we'll just make a U-turn. A: And then we can turn right at the light. B: Good idea. It will be so much quicker. A: I need a cheap car. B: How much money do you have? A: $1,000. B: Well, that should get you something. A: But I need something that's reliable. B: You need a car with low mileage. A: A car that was owned by a little old lady. B: Where have you looked? A: I haven't looked anywhere yet. B: Why not? A: Because I'll never find one for such a low price. B: You're right about that. Keep saving your money. A: Good afternoon, officer. B: Your driver's license and registration, please. A: Here you go. B: Do you know why I pulled you over? A: I have no idea. All of a sudden I heard your siren. B: You rolled through that stop sign back there. A: But I stopped! B: No, you didn't. You slowed down, but you didn't come to a full stop. A: Well, nobody else does, so why should I? B: That's not the attitude of a good driver. A: But I am a good driver. I've never had a ticket in my life. B: Well, you've got one now. Here. Have a nice day. A: $140. I can't believe it. B: What are you talking about? A: I got a ticket downtown for $140. B: Were you speeding? A: No, I was crossing the street. B: Were you jaywalking? A: No, I was in the crosswalk. B: So why did you get a ticket? A: The officer said the red hand was blinking. B: Was it blinking when you entered the crosswalk? A: No, the white WALK sign was blinking. B: You should fight that ticket. I'll be your witness. A: They were in a crosswalk near school at 3 a.m. B: Who? A: Two students from USC. B: What happened? A: A speeding car ran a red light, killing the girl. B: What happened to the other student? A: He landed on the hood of the car. B: Did he get off the hood? A: No, the car stopped and the passenger pushed the injured student off the hood. B: I'll bet the car continued on its way. A: Of course it did. Why stop after you've run over two people? B: I hope they find them and put them in jail for life. A: What happened to your car? B: I got a dent in the parking lot. A: How did you get it? B: I don't know. Maybe it was from a shopping cart. A: Those shopping carts are dangerous. B: Especially the metal ones. A: I don't park at a store that uses metal shopping carts. B: That's a good idea, but there was a good sale at this store. A: Did you save any money on the sale? B: Yes, I did. I saved about $50. A: That's great. B: Yes, except this dent will cost about $150. A: I went to Hawaii on vacation. B: Did you like it? A: I loved it. I want to live there. B: What did you like? A: The island is so green, and the water is so blue. B: Did you go swimming? A: I went to the beach every day. B: How was the weather? A: It was hot and sunny every day. B: What did you do at night? A: At night I went out to eat. The food was delicious. B: People who live in Hawaii are lucky. A: I like this hotel. B: What do you like about it? A: We get a free breakfast. B: Coffee and a roll? A: No, a real breakfast. B: Bacon and eggs? A: With toast, ham, sausage, fresh fruit, and juice. B: Wow! That is nice. Let's stay for two nights. A: And the rooms are clean, too. B: Do they allow pets? A: No pets, no smoking. B: I like that. Let's stay three nights. A: I'm not sleeping here tonight. B: What's the matter? This is a nice room. A: Maybe the room is nice, but not the bed. B: What's wrong with the bed? A: Look at this sheet. B: Yes? A: See those stains? B: I sure do. A: I'm not sleeping on that sheet. B: Well, just call the front desk. They'll give us new sheets. A: I want sheets without stains on them. B: From now on, let's bring our own sheets. A: What time does your plane leave? B: It leaves at 12:15. A: When do you have to be at the airport? B: I have to be there two hours early. A: So we have to be at the airport at 10:15. B: That means we have to leave the house at 9:15. A: Well, it's an hour to get there, if there are no traffic problems. B: So maybe we better leave at 8:15? A: Yes, it's better to get there too early than too late. B: I agree. A: You never know what might happen on these freeways. B: There's at least one huge accident every day. A: I need to fly to New York. B: When are you going? A: During the Christmas holidays. B: You'd better buy your ticket now. A: You must be kidding. B: No, I'm not. It's March. Time is running out. Seats are selling out right now. A: I thought I would wait until October. B: I'll bet this is the first time you've ever flown during Christmas. A: You're right. B: Well, listen to me. You need to buy a ticket now. A: But maybe prices will be cheaper in October. B: Cheaper prices won't do you any good if there are no seats. A: I hate flying. B: So do I. A: A long time ago, flying used to be okay. B: Now it's like riding a bus. A: You're jammed in with people all around you. B: Half of them are coughing, and the other half are sneezing. A: You don't have any elbow room or knee room. B: People are always getting up to use the bathroom. A: Kids are crying or climbing over you. B: It's a flying zoo! A: I wish I could afford first class seats. B: Doesn't everybody? A: Some guy rowed across the Atlantic Ocean. B: Good for him. A: Why would he do that? B: Did he set a new record? A: Yes, I think he did. B: Well, I guess that's why he did it. A: What's the point? B: Now he has the world record! A: But someone's going to break it, so what good is it? B: Well, he can enjoy it while it lasts. A: I don't think he even got paid for it. B: Some people do it just to do it. A: I want to go on a cruise ship. B: That sounds like fun. Where do you want to go? A: I want to cruise to Hawaii. B: That should be a nice trip. Lots of fun, and lots of food. A: I have no idea how much it will cost. B: I think it depends on the season and on your cabin. A: Well, of course I want to go when the weather is nice. B: Yes, you don't want to travel in winter storms. A: And I want to get a big cabin with a view. B: Are you going to travel alone? A: No, my sister and I will travel together. B: Well, you should go online and try to find a good deal. A: I hate to fly. B: Because of all the security? A: No, because it hurts my ears. B: What do you mean? A: Every time we land or take off, my ears hurt so much. B: That's just the altitude change, I think. A: Whatever it is, it hurts. B: Can't you take medicine or something for it? A: I've tried everything, but nothing works. B: Have you tried earplugs? A: They don't work, either. B: Well, be glad you're not a pilot. A: Spring break starts tomorrow. B: Are you going to go anywhere? A: I was thinking of driving to Arizona. B: To the Grand Canyon? A: Yes. I've never been there. B: I was there when I was a kid. A: How did you like it? B: I loved it. I still remember how amazing it was. A: I'm sure I'll like it, too. B: You should try riding a mule on a trail to the bottom. A: No way! I don't want to fall to my death. B: Don't worry. Only one person has ever fallen off a mule. A: That hotel was terrible. B: The worst in the whole world. A: The walls were so thin. B: All day long we heard TVs or telephones. A: All night long we heard people snoring. B: Housekeeping didn't give us fresh towels. A: Room service brought us a cold dinner. B: Our nonsmoking room stunk of cigarette smoke. A: Our room was right next to the elevator and the ice machine. B: They added phony charges to our bill. A: How did we end up in that terrible hotel? B: The travel agent gave us a 50-percent discount! A: I have to hang up. I'm so sleepy. B: It's not even 10 o'clock. A: I'm falling asleep on the phone. B: You got up real early. A: I had to take my friend to the airport. B: Why didn't you take a nap when you got home? A: I didn't get home until 30 minutes ago. B: Why is that? A: There was a bomb threat at the airport. B: Only a threat? A: Yes, but I was stuck there all day while they looked for the bomb. B: Someday the bomb is going to be for real. A: My dad went to Washington, D.C. B: Why did he do that? A: He was invited, along with about 90 other veterans. B: Who invited them? A: Some private organization. B: Why did they invite him? A: To thank him and all the other soldiers who served in World War II. B: That's very nice. A: My dad got to see the beautiful new World War II Monument. B: That trip must have cost a lot of money. A: He said all the money came from private donations. A: That was a great trip to Washington, D.C. B: Tell me about it, Dad. A: About 90 of us World War II veterans got on the plane at 8 a.m. B: How long was the flight? A: It only took about two hours. B: Did you take pictures at the World War II Monument? A: Oh, yes. We all took lots of pictures. B: Then you flew back home that evening? A: Yes. When we landed, TV reporters and the Army band were there. B: That must have made you feel really special. A: Oh, it did. There were about 300 people there to honor us. B: Well, you all deserve it. You helped save our country. A: Who did you vote for? B: I voted for Obama. A: Me too. B: He will be a great president. A: Everyone likes him. B: He's a good speaker. A: And he's really smart. B: He will solve our problems. A: He will end the war. B: The next four years will be good years. A: I'll vote for him next time, too. B: I think everyone will. A: The election is next week. B: Who are you voting for? A: I'm not voting for the mayor. B: Why not? A: He made promises that he didn't keep. B: Like what? A: He promised to hire 1,000 more police officers. B: How many did he hire? A: One hundred! B: Maybe he had a good reason. A: Maybe he's just a liar. B: Maybe I'll vote for someone else, too. A: I can't believe he won the election. B: Only 15 percent of the voters turned out. A: That is a joke. B: Voting is so important, but people don't bother. A: Many people think their vote doesn't matter. B: The mayor won by only 2,000 votes. A: We're stuck with him for four more years. B: Voting is so easy. You can even mail your ballot in. A: All you have to do is vote and put a stamp on it. B: How easy is that? A: I guess people just don't care. B: They'll care when they see their taxes go up. A: Well, we have a new president. B: But we have the same old problems. A: Well, he's made a few changes. B: Like what? A: I think he closed the bowling alley in the White House. B: Oh, yeah. He's changing it to a basketball court. A: Who's paying for that? B: I think we are! A: Well, that's okay, as long as it helps him relax and think more clearly. B: Yes, we need a relaxed president who thinks clearly. A: Do any other world leaders have a basketball court? B: They will. You know America always leads the way. A: People say that everybody loves Obama. B: Well, more than 50 million people voted for McCain. A: That's 50 million people who don't love Obama. B: Obama's got four years to make everyone happy. A: He's never going to make everyone happy. B: Can you imagine being President? A: Everyone wants you to solve their problems. B: I have enough stress from trying to solve my own problems. A: You and everybody else. B: I would never want to be President. A: But think about all the power you'd have. B: I prefer my quiet little life to all the power in the world. A: Did you read this article? B: What article? A: It says the mayor spends only 11 percent of his time on city duties. B: Only 11 percent? A: About 50 percent of the time he's traveling. B: Where does he travel to? A: Oh, all over the world. B: But he's supposed to be making our city a better place. A: He's visiting other cities to get ideas. B: Can't he just go online? A: The rest of the time he's raising money for his reelection. B: Well, he'll never get reelected once this news gets out. A: Who did you vote for for president? B: I voted for Ralph Nader. A: Who in the world is Ralph Nader? B: He's the best man for president. A: Why's that? B: He hates corporations. A: Well, most corporations do think only about money. B: He hates Democrats and Republicans. A: Well, they do put their party before their country. B: He's the only candidate that I trust. A: But he didn't have a chance. Nobody voted for him! B: Sooner or later, voters will wake up. A: I don't know why I bother to vote. B: Why's that? A: What good does it do? B: You get to put someone in power that you like. A: Only if my candidate wins. B: Well, he can't win unless you and others vote for him. A: But even if my candidate wins, he'll break his promises. B: That's true. They promise anything just so they get elected. A: And when elected, they go their own way. B: They forget who put them in power. A: They forget where they came from. B: Maybe you should run for office. A: That election for U.S. Senator stunk. B: What do you mean? A: There were more votes than voters! B: But that's impossible. A: Officials said that it's possible. B: Did they explain how it's possible? A: No. They said there are some things you can't explain. B: So are they going to hold another election? A: No. That will cost too much money. B: So it's better to save money than to have an honest election? A: Well, the Democratic Party says it was an honest election. B: Of course they say that�their man won! A: I see that former President Bush is at a conference. B: Yes. He's telling jokes about his eight years as president. A: Yes, those eight years were a lot of fun for everyone. B: Only 4,000 American soldiers were killed overseas. A: Not to mention 40,000 wounded soldiers. B: But Bush visited some of them in the hospital once. A: That's nice that he found the time to make a visit. B: He spoke to them and made them feel better. A: Did he speak to every family that lost a soldier? B: No, he didn't have time to do that. A: Well, he's got plenty of time now! B: No, he's too busy writing a book about how hard it was to be president. A: Did you get your Official Sample Ballot? B: Yes, with the Voter Instructions. A: How are you going to vote? B: Same as ever, by mail. All it costs me is a 42-cent stamp. A: I meant, are you going to vote for or against the new taxes? B: Against all of them, of course. A: But we need new taxes to pay for highways, schools, and prisons. B: We've already voted for new taxes to pay for all that stuff! A: That's true. Where did that money go? B: Our legislators spent it on first-class travel all over the world. A: They are having a good time with our money. B: So when are we going to stop giving them more? A: Have you decided how you are going to vote? B: Do you mean on Measures 1, 2, and 3? A: Yes. The ones that will improve our schools, roads, and hospitals. B: You mean the measures that will raise our taxes. A: But the TV ads say that our taxes will not increase. B: Do you believe the TV ads? A: I like the one where the fireman tells us why we should vote Yes. B: Don't believe him! Whatever the TV ads tell you, the opposite is true. A: But the title of Measure 1 is "Better Schools at No Cost." B: The title should be "Better Schools at Huge Cost." A: I can't believe that they would lie to us. B: Of course they lie�that's what politicians do!

1. Setting up a Bank Account

A: How are you doing today? B: Great. Thanks. A: What can I help you with? B: I would like to open a bank account. A: What kind would you like to open? B: I need a checking account. A: Would you also like to open a savings account? B: That's fine. A: In order to open these accounts, you need to deposit a minimum of $50. B: I want to deposit $300. A: I'll set up your accounts for you right now. B: Make sure to put $150 in each account.

2. Asking about Checks

A: How are you doing today? B: Great. Thanks. A: What can I do for you today? B: I just have one question. A: What's your question? B: How do I order checks? A: You can order them right now, if you'd like. B: That would be great. A: Just fill out this application. B: Then what? A: Give it about 5 to 7 business days, and you should receive them in the mail. B: Here's my application. Thanks for your help.

3. Making a Deposit

A: How are you doing? B: Great. Thanks for asking. A: What can I do for you today? B: I would like to deposit some money. A: Are you depositing cash or a check? B: I want to deposit cash. A: How much are you depositing? B: I would like to deposit $300. A: What account do you want your money in? B: I want to deposit it into my checking account. A: Do you need anything else? B: No. That's all. Thank you.

4. Making a Withdrawal

A: How are you doing today? B: Great. Thank you. A: What can I do for you? B: I need to withdraw some money. A: How much would you like to take out? B: I need to withdraw $300. A: Which account would you like to take the money from? B: I want to take it from my checking account. A: Here you go. B: Thank you very much. A: Can I do anything else for you? B: No. That'll be all.

5. A Check Bounces

A: What can I help you with today? B: I have a problem. A: What is the problem? B: I wrote a check for $100 and it bounced. A: Do you have enough money in your account? B: I think so. A: Let me check that for you right now. B: Okay. Thank you. A: Apparently there is only $57 left in your account. B: You can't be serious! A: That's what my records show. B: I see. Thanks for your help.

6. Transferring Money

A: How are you doing? B: Great. Thanks. A: May I help you with something? B: I would like to transfer some money. A: Where would you like to transfer money from? B: Take it from my savings account. A: Where would you like the money transferred? B: I want it transferred into my checking account. A: How much would you like to transfer? B: I would like to transfer $200. A: Will that be all today? B: That's it for today. Thank you.

7. Canceling an Account

A: Can I help you with something? B: I need to cancel one of my accounts. A: Is there a problem with it? B: I don't need it anymore. A: What would you like to do with all the money in this account? B: Just transfer it over to my remaining account. A: I can do that. B: That would be great. A: Do you want to take any money out? B: Not today. A: It's going to take a moment for me to cancel your account. B: That's fine. Take your time.

8. Cashing a Check

A: What can I help you with today? B: I would like to make a deposit. A: Will that be cash or check? B: I'm depositing a check. A: Could you sign the back of the check, please? B: All right. Here you go. A: Would you like any cash back? B: That would be great. A: How much would you like? B: I would like $150. A: Here is your $150. B: Thanks for everything.

9. Canceling a Check

A: How are you doing today? B: I'm fine. A: What can I do for you? B: I would like to cancel a check. A: Is there a problem? B: I wrote the check out for too much. A: How much did you write it out for? B: I wrote it out for $150. A: How much was it supposed to be? B: It was supposed to be for $100. A: I'll cancel that check for you. B: I really appreciate your help.

10. Using the ATM

A: I need to use the ATM. B: What's stopping you? A: I'm not sure how. B: I don't understand. A: I've never used one before. B: I can help you figure it out. A: What do I have to do? B: Slide your card into the machine. A: Then what? B: You need to type your PIN in. A: What do I have to do next? B: Click on whichever option you want, and you're done.

11. The Card Gets Declined

A: Your total comes to $36.78. B: Put it on my VISA. A: There's a problem with your card. B: What's wrong with it? A: I believe it was declined. B: You're kidding me! A: Do you have another card I could try? B: I only have one card. A: Do you have cash, perhaps? B: I don't have any cash on me. A: You're not going to be able to take these items today. B: I'll be back tomorrow.

12. Asking about Fees

A: Do you have any other questions? B: I want to know about fees. A: Which fees? B: Overdraft fees. A: You will be required to pay a small fee for every time you overdraft. B: How much is the fee? A: You'll have to pay $25 every time you overdraft. B: That's a small fee? A: It should stop you from overdrafting. B: You would think it would, but it most likely won't. A: Can I help you with anything else? B: That's it for today. Thank you.

13. Paying Fees

A: How are you doing today? B: Very well. Thank you. A: What can I help you with? B: Do I have any fees to pay? A: As a matter of fact, you do. B: How much? A: You owe $235.13. B: That's unbelievable. A: Will you be paying some of that off today? B: I want to pay all of it off today. A: How will you be paying? B: I'll be paying with cash.

14. Minimum Balance Requirements

A: I would like to open an account today. B: What kind? A: I want to open a checking account. B: You need to keep a minimum balance. A: How much is it? B: You need at least $100 in your account. A: Is that all? B: Yes. That's the minimum. A: What happens if I don't meet that requirement? B: You will get a fine. A: How much? B: It's going to be $25.

15. Not Getting a Bank Statement

A: How may I help you? B: I'm having a problem. A: What is it? B: I apparently owe some fees, but I never got the bank statement. A: I do apologize for that. B: My fees went up, but I didn't even know I had fees to pay. A: I see your problem. B: What are you going to do about it? A: I will cancel the fees you owe. B: I don't have to pay any fees? A: You'll only have to pay the initial fee. B: That's fine. I appreciate your help.

16. Reporting Wrong Charges

A: What can I do for you today? B: I have an issue. A: What is your problem? B: There were charges on my debit card that I never made. A: Do you have a statement for your debit card? B: I do. A: Which charges are you talking about? B: It's the last four charges. A: We're going to have to do an investigation. B: Is that going to take long? A: I'm not sure, but in the meantime we will freeze these charges. B: That's wonderful. Thank you.

17. Opening Another Account

A: How may I help you today? B: I need to open a second account. A: What kind of account would you like to open? B: I need another savings account. A: Do you have another account with us? B: I sure do. A: Would you like to transfer money from that account into your new one? B: That's fine. A: How much would you like to transfer? B: Transfer $100. A: Give me a moment while I complete your transaction. B: That's fine. Thank you.

1. Registering for a Class

1 A: Hello, I need to register for a class. B: What class are you trying to take? A: I want to take a Psychology class. B: Well, there are only two classes open. A: Can you tell me what days the classes are on? B: One class is on Tuesday and Thursday from 2:00 p.m. - 4:00 p.m. A: And the other class? B: That class is from ten to twelve on Monday and Wednesday. A: Are you sure these are the only open classes? B: Yes, I am sure. A: Okay, sign me up for the class on Monday and Wednesday. B: Very well then.

2. Meeting New Students

A: Hello, how are you doing? B: Pretty good, and you? A: I'm doing great. B: That's great to hear. A: So how long have you been going to PCC? B: I've been going here for a couple years now. You? A: This is my first year. B: How do you like it so far? A: It's all right. B: You don't like it? A: I'll like it better once I finish my GE. B: That's exactly how I used to feel.

3. Finding a Classroom

A: Could you help me? B: What do you need? A: I can't seem to find my class. B: What building is it in? A: It's in the C building. B: Oh, I know exactly where that is. A: Do you think you can tell me where it is? B: Sure, what room number is it? A: It's room number 261. B: I have a class around there right now. A: Could you show me where it is? B: No problem, come on.

4. Buying Textbooks

A: How do I buy my textbooks? B: Do you have your book list for your class? A: Yes, I have my list. B: Fine. Once you have it, you can go to the bookstore. Do you know where that is? A: Yes, I know where the bookstore is. B: OK, so once you pass the gym, it's the first door on your left. Do you know you can also sell your used textbooks there? A: No, I didn't know I could do that. B: You just take them with you and trade them with the used textbook man just outside the door. Do you think you will be doing that today? A: Yes, I am going today. B: Well, if you decide to go, I could meet you over there at 1:00 today or tomorrow to help you. Would that work for you? A: Yes, thank you. That would be great. B: Well, then, I'll talk to you later. Have a good day!

5. Talking about a Professor

A: Could you tell me if you have ever taken a class from Dr. Miller? B: Yes. Are you going to be taking a class from him? A: Yes, but I have never taken his class before. B: He is very interesting and challenging. Is that what you are looking for? A: Yes, that's what I need. B: He is really clear on what you need to learn to get a good grade. Are you willing to study hard? A: Yes, I guess so. B: What I really liked about him is that he was an understanding and friendly teacher. Do you enjoy that in a teacher? A: Yes, I had a teacher like that before. B: Did you know that he has 20 years teaching experience? A: No, I didn't, but that could be a good thing. B: Well, take a look at everything and figure out what is best for you. Good luck!

6. Making an Appointment with Your Professor

A: Professor, could I make an appointment with you? B: I am free tomorrow afternoon between two and four; do you have a particular time in mind? A: Two o'clock would be the best time. B: Fine, do you know where my office is? A: No, I'm not sure. B: Remember, it is in the E building on the third floor. A: I see. B: Don't worry, it will work out fine once you get there. I'll see you then. A: I'll see you then. B: Looking forward to meeting with you!

7. Turning Homework in Late

A: Excuse me, Professor. I have to talk to you about why my homework didn't get done. B: What happened that you didn't get it done? A: I had to watch a football game instead. B: Well, you had more than one day; couldn't you have fit it in on another day? A: Yes, I think so. B: Either way, I only allow one missed assignment per semester. When will you be turning the make-up in? A: I'll make it up next week. B: Fine, but it cannot happen again if you want an �A� in the class. A: OK, I can do that. B: Remember that you are in college now, not high school.

8. Finding an Error in Your Test Score

A: Excuse me, Professor. I think there might be an error in my test score. B: Sure. Do you think that the total is wrong or that you got something marked wrong that should have been marked right? A: I think that the percentage is incorrect. B: Let's just go over all of it to double-check. A: Sure, let's do it. B: Here is the answer sheet. Do you see a place where I marked something wrong that should have been right? A: I don't see any mistakes. B: OK, now that we've gotten those straightened out, let's total the score. A: Yes, let's total it. B: Well, if I total that like this and divide by this number, I get this total. Do you agree? A: Yes, you're right. B: Well then, we are all straight. Have a good day and thanks for bringing that to my attention.

9. Borrowing Class Notes

A: Do you have the notes from last week's class? B: Did you come late? A: I couldn't make it. B: Why is that? A: I was sick. B: Oh, okay. Well, here you go. A: Are these all of them? B: Oh, wait, here are the rest. A: Thanks a bunch. B: Don't mention it.

10. Grading Policy

A: I was wondering how you are going to calculate our final grades. B: Grades are based on many things: homework, attendance, quizzes, mid-term, and final. A: What counts the most? B: Actually I look at all of it and let's not forget class participation. A: Do you grade on a curve or use percentages? B: Homework, attendance, and quizzes are sixty percent; the mid-term and final are worth twenty percent each. A: What if we miss something? B: I will allow one unexcused absence; after that you need to contact me ahead of time. A: Will you tell us if we are failing during the year? B: You will be able to track your progress during the year.

11. Discussing Your Grades with Your Professor

A: I'd like to talk to you about my grades. B: Sure! What exactly do you have questions about? A: I am worried that I messed up on a test. B: Well, let me take a look at my grade book. How do YOU think you are doing? A: I think I am doing great, except for that one test! B: Well, your scores show that you could do a little better. What do you think you could improve on? A: I think that I could study a little harder for tests. B: Fine! Please remember that regular attendance is the most important way to begin. A: Yes, I know. B: I'm sure you'll do fine.

12. Talking to Professor about Being Absent

A: Excuse me, Professor. I am going to miss next week's class. B: Is this something that you could schedule for another time? A: No, I have to do this; it's important! B: Have you arranged for someone to take notes for you? A: I've made arrangements with a friend to help me. B: You know that I only allow one absence per semester, don't you? A: Yes, I know. B: Write down your name and the date on a piece of paper and give it to me. A: OK, I can do that. B: Well, have a good day off from class.

13. Talking to Professor about Leaving Early

A: Professor, I am going to need to leave class early today. B: What is the problem? A: I need to go to the airport to pick up a relative. B: Are you planning on having someone take notes for you? A: Yes, I've got that part covered. B: When, exactly do you need to leave? A: I don't need to leave until the very end of class. B: Fine, but next time try and not have to miss class again. A: Thanks, Professor. See you later! B: See you later! Drive carefully.

14. Talking to a Counselor

A: I have an appointment for 1:30. B: What can I help you with? A: Well, I have a problem with my class schedule. B: What is it? A: It seems that I've been given two classes scheduled at the same time. B: I can understand the problem with that. A: Is there any way that you can fix my schedule? B: No problem, do you want those classes still? A: Yes, I do. B: Let me see if I can find one of these classes on another day. A: Thank you very much.

15. Adding a Class

A: I am unsure how to add a class and need help. B: I have an opening. Do you have an add sheet for me to sign? A: Yes, I have an add sheet. B: After I sign it, you must take it to the Admissions and Records Office to add the class. Do you know where that is? A: No, I'm not sure. B: When you cross the quad, the office is right in front of you. Go inside and follow the signs to the correct line. A: Thanks. I understand what to do now. B: It should be easy to find. After you add the class, check with me in a few weeks to make sure that you are on my roll sheet. A: That sounds good. B: Good, just make sure that you do the same thing if you ever need to drop a class. Good luck!

16. Date and Time of a Field Trip

A: When are we leaving for our field trip? B: Our science field trip is next Monday at 8:00 in the morning. Can you mark that on your calendar? A: Yes, I will write that down. B: That will be Monday, December 2nd. We need to start loading the buses half an hour early, so plan to arrive at 7:30. A: Yes, I will be there on time. B: We will return 6 days later on December 8th. Will someone be picking you up? A: Yes, someone is coming to get me. B: The return bus will leave the campground at 5:00 p.m. and return to campus 3 hours later at 8:00 p.m. A: What should we bring with us? B: I am going to post all of that information on the geology club web page. Check it out when you get a chance. See you Monday!

17. Where to Buy Lunch

A: Hi, could you help me find a place where I could buy some lunch? B: Sure! What kind of food would you like? A: I was thinking of pizza or something else Italian, maybe. B: I know the perfect place! A: Good! Where is it? B: It's right past that last building on the left. Do you want me to go with you? A: That would be great. B: Glad you asked me to join you. This will be fun!

18. Using a Vending Machine

A: Can you help me figure out how to use this machine? B: Yes, I would be happy to help. What do you want to buy? A: I want to buy that candy. B: OK. So this machine will make change if you need it. Do you have your dollars ready? A: Yeah, so far, so good. B: Next, you feed your dollars into the machine in the slot. Make sure they are smooth. A: Yeah, I already knew that. B: I'm sure you know that if the dollar gets stuck, you might have to re-feed it. A: OK, let's move on! B: Now you just make your selection and pray. If nothing comes out, try again or call the number on the side of the machine. A: I hope it works! B: Well, good luck!

19. Getting a Library Card

A: Excuse me. I am interested in getting a library card. B: Sure, let me give you an application. You can fill it out right here at the counter. A: OK, here it is. B: Let me take a look at this for you. May I have your driver's license, please? A: Here's my license and form. B: You seem to have filled the form out all right. Are you familiar with our rules and fines? A: Yes, I know what to do. B: The hours and limitations are printed on the card and this handout. A: OK, I see. B: Thank you for joining the library; we look forward to serving you.

20. Returning Overdue Books

A: Can you help me with returning my late books? B: This is the right spot to pay your fee. Put your books down right here. A: OK, here they are. B: I can see that you owe 25 cents a day. That will be one dollar and fifty cents total. A: OK, here's the money. B: We are interested in getting our books back; so as long as all the fines are paid off by the end of the semester, you will be fine. Does that make sense? A: I'm not sure. B: Your registration and transcripts can be held up if there is an outstanding fine. A: Now I understand. B: Well, you can always keep your late fees down by using the night drop if we are closed. Enjoy the library!

21. Using a Parking Meter

A: Excuse me, could you help me figure out how to use this new parking meter? B: Sure, it was confusing for me also. Have you ever used a regular meter? A: Yes, I understood the old one. B: Well, on this one you can use coins or a debit or credit card; which one would you like to use? A: Debit or credit card. B: OK. Now, do you see what the rate is on the sticker? A: Yes. B: OK, now that we know what it will cost, put the money or card into the machine. A: Yes, I can do that. B: Wonderful; now, this machine asks you the number of your spot, so put that in also. A: Yes, I'm ready. B: All you have to do now is take your receipt and put it on your dashboard.

22. Purchasing a Parking Permit

A: I'd like to purchase a parking permit for next semester. B: Are you a daytime student or do you just come in the evenings? A: I am a daytime student. B: Will you be driving a motorcycle or a car? A: I will be driving my car. B: OK, that will be twenty-five dollars. How would you like to pay for it? A: I'll pay for it with a check. B: Would you like to pay for any extra permits for another vehicle? A: No, thanks; I'm fine. B: Here you go then. Have a great school year!

23. Parking at School

A: Can you tell me where I can park? B: Are you driving a motorcycle or an automobile? A: I drive an automobile. B: Fine. You can either park in the student lot or on the street. Do you know what a handicapped space is? A: Yes, I have seen those spots. B: Well, when you see the blue spots with the handicapped logo, do not park there unless you have a special permit. Are you going to be parking in the daytime or evening? A: I park in the evenings. B: Then you also need to be aware of the time limits on the street signs. Have you seen those signs? A: Yes, I have seen those signs. B: The signs always tell you how long you can park there and on what days. Do you know how to read the curb colors? A: Yes, I know what the curb colors mean. B: Well, just as long as you realize that red means no parking and white means loading and unloading, I think you know what you need to know.

24. Fighting a Parking Ticket

A: Hey, I got this parking ticket; can you help me figure a way out of it? B: First of all, did you park somewhere too long or in the wrong spot? A: I was there too long. B: Was the area clearly labeled with the time limit and all? A: Yeah, I saw it. B: You will need to convince the judge that you couldn't see the signs. A: Yeah, I understand. B: Whatever you do, you need to be respectful and polite to the judge. A: Yeah, you're right. B: Just try to talk to him about how IF you made a mistake that it won't happen again. A: OK, I will. B: Good luck!

1. Calling Credit Card Company

A: I'm calling today about a bill that I never received. B: Can you tell me which credit card it was for? A: It was for my Master Card. B: You should've gotten that bill two weeks ago. A: I haven't got it in the mail yet. B: The computer is showing that all bills have been mailed. A: What am I supposed to do about my bill then? B: Maybe you should call your post office. A: But if it's their mistake, can I get an extension on my bill payment? B: Yes, but you will need to send us proof of their mistake. A: Thank you very much for your help. B: No problem. Enjoy the rest of your day.

2. Disputing a Charge

A: There's a problem with my credit card. B: Tell me what the problem is. A: A charge came up on my bill that I didn't make. B: What was the charge for? A: The charge was for a $350 purse, but I did not buy it. B: Are you sure that you didn't make that purchase? A: I would know if I bought something that expensive. B: I apologize. What day was this purchase made? A: It was bought on November 12th at 3:15 pm, while I was at work. B: All right, we'll do an investigation. A: Until this investigation is finished, will I have to pay for the charge? B: No, you don't. We'll take care of it.

3. Ordering Cable Services

A: I would like to order cable. B: Sure, what package do you want? A: What kinds of packages do you offer? B: We have all kinds of movie channel packages. A: What else do you have? B: There is a package for all sports channels. A: Do you have a package that includes all the movie channels with the basic channels also? B: Yes, we do offer that package. A: I want that. B: Do you want anything else? A: No, but is it possible for me to add channels later? B: You can always get rid of channels or add some later.

4. Inquiring about Internet Services

A: I would like to order some internet today. B: What kind would you like? A: What kind of internet is there? B: You can get DSL or dial-up. A: Which of those two is best? B: I would recommend DSL. A: Is that one better? B: It's better because it doesn't tie up your phone. A: What do you mean by that? B: DSL isn't connected through your phone line, but dial-up is. A: So then I can't use my phone if I'm on the internet? B: That's correct. With DSL you can do both.

5. Installing High Speed Internet

A: I need to get my high speed internet installed. B: You'll need to make an appointment. A: Could I do that right now, please? B: What day would you like us to do the installation? A: Is Friday good? B: We're only available at 3:00 pm. A: You can't come any earlier than that? B: I'm sorry. That's the only available time. A: Are you available this Saturday? B: Yes. Anytime on Saturday will be fine. A: How does 11:00 sound? B: We can do it. See you then.

6. Reporting an Internet Problem

A: I need somebody to come over and fix my internet. B: What's wrong with it? A: For some reason it's just not connecting. B: How long have you been having this problem? A: It hasn't been working the past few days. B: Does the internet come up at all? A: It does, but it won't connect to anything. B: Well, the internet isn't down, so there must be something wrong with your connection. A: Could you send someone to fix it today? B: I'll send somebody over right away to fix it. A: When will they be here? B: They should be there in the next hour.

7. Asking for Credit for Service Interrupted

A: I am calling about my cable service. B: What's the problem? A: For the past week my cable hasn't been working. B: I apologize, but the cable has been down lately. A: Do you know when it is going to start working again? B: Give it a couple days, and it should be back on. A: Will I still have to pay for the cable while it's not working? B: Since it's not working, I'm going to give you a credit. A: So I don't have to pay anything? B: You won't pay anything until your cable starts working again. A: Okay, thank you very much for your help. B: No problem. Thank you for being so understanding.

8. Troubleshooting a Computer Problem

A: I'm having problems with my computer. B: What's wrong with it? A: For some reason it won't turn on. B: Have you checked the connections on your computer? A: What connections? B: There are cords that connect your computer to a power outlet. A: Will the cords keep it from turning on? B: It won't turn on if the cords aren't connected. A: I didn't think of that. B: Try it and see if it works. A: I think that I will, thanks. B: It should work, but let me know if it doesn't.

9. Making an Appointment to Have a Haircut

A: How are you doing today? B: Great. What can I help you with? A: I need to make an appointment for a haircut. B: Okay. What day would you like to come in? A: How's Saturday? B: Let me just check the books. A: Okay. B: Yes. We have openings only that morning. A: Can I make it for 10:30? B: That'll be fine. A: Sounds great, thank you. B: No problem. See you Saturday morning.

10. Making Requests to the Hairdresser

A: I want to try something different today. B: What do you mean? A: I want a different hair style. B: What style do you want? A: Can you make my hair short? B: Exactly how short do you want it? A: Make it a few inches long. B: Are you sure you want me to cut it that short? A: I've been thinking about this for a while now. B: Okay. I'll do it if you're positive that this is what you want. A: I honestly want my hair that short. B: All right, then let's begin.

11. Paying the Hairdresser

A: Are you almost finished with my hair? B: I'm almost finished. A: How much longer is it going to be? B: I'm done now. Do you like it? A: I absolutely love it. B: You really like it? A: Yes, I truly do. B: I'm glad you like it. A: How much do I owe you? B: It's going to be $55. A: Here you go, thanks for everything. B: Make sure and come back in a couple of weeks.

12. Complaining to the Hairdresser

A: You're spending a very long time on my hair. B: I'm almost done. A: I needed you to be finished an hour ago. B: I'm all done now. A: Are you sure you're finished? B: I don't understand. A: You did a horrible job on my hair. B: What's wrong with it? A: I don't like anything about it. B: I apologize. A: That's fine, but I'm not paying for it. B: Excuse me? Let's try to work this out, okay?

13. Talking to People at the Laundromat

A: Have you been coming to this Laundromat long? B: I have been washing clothes here since a few years ago. A: Why is that? B: It doesn't cost me as much to wash here. A: I've just started doing my clothes here. B: Why are you washing your clothes here now? A: My washing machine broke down. B: You should just pay someone to fix it. A: It's too expensive to get it fixed. B: So you're just going to wash here? A: Yes, I think that's what I'm going to have to do. B: It costs less to wash here.

14. Operating the Washer and Dryer

A: I'm not sure about how to operate the washer and dryer. B: What's the problem? A: I need help turning them on. B: You need change. A: The machines take change? B: Yes. It costs fifty cents for the washer and a dollar for the dryer. A: How do I do it? B: You put the coins into the slot, push it in, and it will turn on. A: That's it? B: There's nothing else to it. A: Thank you very much. B: You're welcome. Let me know if you need anything else.

15. Returning a Call to Child's Teacher at School

A: I'm returning your phone call. B: I'm glad that you could get back to me so fast. A: No problem, but what were you calling about? B: I needed to talk to you about your son. A: Is he messing up in school? B: He was acting up in class one day last week. A: What was he doing? B: He wouldn't stop talking throughout the class. A: I don't know what's gotten into him. B: If you could, would you please talk to him? A: I will get right on that, and I am very sorry. B: I really appreciate your help.

16. Meeting Child's Teacher at School

A: It's nice to meet you. B: I'm glad we're meeting today. Thank you. A: You're welcome. B: I would like to talk to you about your daughter. A: Is there a problem? B: No, your daughter is great. A: That's great news. B: Your daughter is a wonderful student. A: She isn't messing up in class? B: Of course not. Your daughter is smart and very well behaved. A: I'm so glad to hear that she's doing well. B: It is my pleasure to have her in my class.

17. Asking Someone to Run Errands

A: Can you go to the store for me? B: Sure, I can go to the store for you. What do you need? A: Just a couple things, here's a list. B: Is there anything else that you want me to pick up? A: No, I think that's all that I need. B: Is there any other place you would like me to go to for you? A: If you can, could you pick up my prescription for me? B: Sure, no problem. Is your prescription ready? A: I think so. It should be. B: Okay, I'll pick it up for you. A: Thank you so much. B: You're welcome.

18. Riding the Bus

A: How much is the fare for this bus? B: It costs $1.25 to ride the bus. A: So, how long have you been driving buses? B: I've been driving this bus for only a few months. A: Do you enjoy being a bus driver? B: Not really. A: I would never dream of driving a bus. B: I didn't either, but a paycheck's a paycheck. A: It was nice talking to you. B: Nice talking to you too. A: Have a good day. B: That'll be hard to do while driving the bus.

19. Talking with Angry Parent

A: Do you realize what time it is? B: I'm sorry, I lost track of time. A: Do you honestly believe that that is a good excuse? B: Not at all--that is what really happened. A: How many times do I have to ask you to call if you're going to be late? B: Yes, I know. I must've forgot. A: That's beside the point, you still should have called. B: You're right. I'm sorry. A: Next time you come in late without calling, you're gone. B: You're really going to kick me out? A: Yes, maybe then you'll figure out how to follow the rules. B: Actually, if you kick me out, your rules won't matter anymore.

20. Cleaning Up the Room

A: Did you clean your room today? B: No, not yet. A: When were you planning on doing that? B: I'm going to clean it up later. A: Didn't I ask you to clean it up earlier? B: I'm going to clean it. A: I want you to vacuum in your room, and don't forget to dust everything. B: I know. I'll do it. A: Make sure you clean it up before you do anything else. B: I'm not going anywhere until later, so I'll clean it then.

21. Buying a Burrito

A: Man, I'm so hungry! Can you buy me a burrito? B: I don't have any money to buy you a burrito. A: Please? I haven't eaten anything all day. B: Look, I only have money to buy myself a burrito. A: I'm so hungry, I could eat a whole cow! B: If you're so hungry, why don't you ask someone else for money? A: I get paid on Friday, I'll pay you back then. B: Well, I guess on Friday, then you can eat. A: That's pretty messed up. B: Why don't you just go home and eat? A: I don't want to go all the way home just to eat. B: Well, I guess you're out of luck.

22. Caring for Puppies

A: Did you feed the puppies today? B: Yes, I have. A: That's good! Just make sure to bathe them later. B: No problem. I can do that for you. A: Thank you! You know they have to go to the vet on Saturday? B: I know. What time do they go? A: Their appointment is at eleven o'clock in the morning. B: Okay, I won't forget.

23. Cooking Dinner

A: What's for dinner tonight? B: It's whatever you're planning on cooking. A: You're not going to cook? B: No, I always cook. A: Yes, and I love your cooking. B: Don't give me that. If you're hungry, then cook dinner. A: You're being serious? B: Look, I'm really tired tonight. I don't feel like cooking dinner. A: I'll make dinner tonight. B: Thank you. I'm going to bed. A: Do you want me to wake you up when dinner is ready? B: Yes, please.

24. Washing Clothes

A: Have you washed any clothes yet? B: No, I've only washed my whites. A: When you wash your dark clothes, can you put some of mine in? B: Sure. Is there any extra care that I should take with your clothes? A: Just make sure you keep it on the gentle cycle. B: How many clothes of yours do you want me to wash? A: There isn't a lot, why, do you have a large load to wash? B: It's really only a small load. A: Do you mind washing my clothes? B: Not at all. It's no problem. A: Thank you so much. B: It's no trouble at all.

25. Time for Bed

A: It's time for bed. B: I'm not ready to go to sleep. I'm not tired. A: It's quite late, and you have an early day tomorrow. B: I'm not going to be able to fall asleep. A: Why don't you try counting sheep? B: I've tried that before. It really doesn't work. A: That's beside the point, you still need to go to bed. B: Why can't I just stay up until I fall asleep? A: If I let you do that, then you're just going to be up all night. B: I promise I'll go to sleep soon. A: No, you're going to sleep now, so good night. B: See you in the morning.

26. Waking Up for School

A: Wake up, it's time for school. B: I'm so tired. Let me sleep for five more minutes. A: You have to get up and get ready for school. B: I know, but just five more minutes. A: I can't let you go back to sleep, because you won't wake back up. B: I promise I'll wake up, in five minutes. A: You still need to eat breakfast, take a shower, and get dressed. B: I realize that, and I can do all that when I wake up in five minutes. A: I don't want you to be late for school today. B: I'm not going to be late today. A: Fine, five more minutes. B: Thank you.

1. Dating Discussion

A: Do you enjoy going on dates? B: Yes. I find dates to be a lot of fun. A: What's so fun about them? B: They give me the opportunity to get to know someone better. A: So you always have fun on dates? B: Not always. I don't always like the person I'm on the date with. A: Why not? B: My date may not be my type. A: So then why would you ask them out in the first place? B: I didn't realize until after our date that they weren't my type. A: Sounds like a huge waste of time to me. B: Now that I think about it, it really is sometimes.

2. Asking for a Date (1)

A: Can I ask you a question? B: Sure, what's up? A: Well, I was just wondering if you'd like to go out this Friday. B: Really? A: Yeah, I was thinking we could get a bite to eat and catch a movie. B: That sounds like fun. A: Of course, we can do something else if you'd like. B: No, no, dinner and a movie sounds great. A: Well, what time would you like me to pick you up? B: How about 7:30? A: That sounds good, so I'll see you then. B: Okay, cool.

3. Asking for a Date (2)

A: Hi, Todd, how is it going? B: Things are going well. How are you, Mary? A: I've also been doing well. B: You know I've been thinking about maybe taking in a movie this weekend. Do you like to go to the movies? A: Yes, I really enjoy movies. B: Well, I've been hoping that we could spend some time together away from here. I was wondering if you would like to go out Friday evening for dinner and a movie. A: Sure, that sounds good. B: Is there any movie in particular that you might be interested in? A: I was thinking about that movie, "Australia." B: Yeah, that looks like one that we both might enjoy. If I picked you up at 7:00, would that work out OK for you? A: Seven o'clock would be great! B: Fine, then I'll see you at 7:00. I am looking forward to a great evening!

4. Meeting a Blind Date

A: Hi, are you Mia? B: I am Mia. You must be Rubin. A: Yes, that's me! B: It's so good to finally meet you. Karen has told me so much about you! A: I hope that she had good things to say about me! B: She had only good things to say. Did you have trouble finding me? A: Well, how many beautiful women in a red dress by the fountain are there? B: Thank you for the compliment! A: So would you like to go get a bite to eat, Mia? B: That sounds perfect. Lead the way!

5. Calling After the Date

A: Hi Linda, this is Todd. B: Todd, good to hear from you! A: I just wanted to tell you what a great time I had with you at the movies last week. B: Me too, Todd! Thanks for suggesting that great movie. A: I also enjoyed it and was wondering if you would like to go for a hike in the mountains with me on Saturday. B: I would love to join you on a hike. Could I maybe bring a picnic lunch for us to eat on the trail? A: Sure Linda, that's a great suggestion. B: Fine then, what time are we going to leave? A: I was thinking maybe 9:00 or so, so that we could get started before the heat gets too bad. B: Nine would be perfect. I'll see you then!

6. An Argument

A: John, I was talking to the travel agent about where we might be taking our vacation this year. B: I am going fishing in Alaska with my friend, Mark. A: What are you talking about? B: What's wrong with heading out with Mark for vacation? A: You and I have been together for a whole year, and our vacation time should be about the two of us! B: Really? Who made that rule up? A: With that attitude, I don't really think we have much more to discuss here. B: That works for me!

7. Rejecting an Invitation

A: Joe, how are you doing? B: I am great! How about you, Mary? How are you? A: I am doing great! Thank you for asking, Joe. B: I was wondering if you want to go see a movie with me tonight? A: I need to stay home tonight and finish my term paper. B: OK. What about going to the movies on Friday night? A: What were you planning on seeing? B: I was thinking about seeing that one about the rapist serial killer. A: How about �The Secret Life of Bees�? B: That's a chick flick!

8. Stopping the Relationship

A: Hi Kara, it's Mike here. B: Hi Mike, how are you doing? A: I'm doing well, and you? B: Everything is going great. A: Kara, would you be interested in going to dinner again this Friday? B: Mike, I had a good time too, but I am getting ready to move back to the east coast, so I think I shouldn't get too involved right now. A: Well, we could just go out as friends. B: Right now, I think I need to really focus on matters at home, but thanks for a nice evening.

1. How to Find a Job

A: I was wondering if you could help me use the Student Job Center. B: There are many ways; what kind of job would you like? A: I want to work in a restaurant. B: Fine! Will you need part-time or full-time work? A: I want to work part-time. B: Fine, the two best ways are to use our local listings binders over there or you can use the computers with the Internet job listing sites. See them over there? A: Yes, I know what to do. B: Well, in addition, you can schedule an appointment with a job counselor on this list. If you would like to do that, sign here, OK? A: Yes, I think that would be great. B: Fine, well the job search tools are all here for you to use. Feel free to look around and use what works best for you. Have fun with it!

2. Preparing for a Job Interview

A: Could you help me try and figure out how to get ready for my job interview? B: The most important thing to do is to make sure you know the company and what services or products it provides. Do you know all about them? A: Yes, I pretty much understand the company. B: Well, after you've done your research, you have to decide whether the company is casual or formal. Have you decided what they are yet? A: Yes, I've been observing them. B: When you are choosing what to wear, keep all of that in mind. Have you chosen what to wear? A: I already have something to wear. B: I would always be ready to go shopping with you! Should we talk about other basics? A: I am ready to think of other things. B: You need to make sure you arrive on time, smile, be pleasant and friendly, look the person in the eye and answer all questions to the best of your ability. You'll do great!

3. Greeting by Receptionist

A: I am here for my job interview. B: Fine, have a seat. May I get you some water or coffee? A: Sure, thank you. B: I'll get that for you right now. A: Thank you. What a nice office this is! B: Yes, could you come in now? I am going to take you back to meet your interviewer, Mr. Gotcha.

4. Job Interview (1)

A: Good morning, I am here for my interview. B: Hello, nice to meet you. I'm Mr. Gotcha. Have any trouble finding the place? A: No problem. B: So why don't you tell me why you are interested in changing positions? A: Unfortunately, our company is shutting down due to the economy. B: What would you consider your strengths? A: I am probably best at researching for marketing purposes. B: What is your biggest weakness? A: I tend to get bored easily and so love to keep myself challenged. B: We have a position where that could work out well.

5. Job Interview (2)

A: Good morning. Thank you for the interview. B: No problem. Now, do you prefer working with others or flying solo? A: Actually, I enjoy both. B: So, what is most important to you in a job? Do you need job security or professional growth and a chance to advance? A: I need job security. B: Would you be able to relocate? A: I am open to relocating. B: What are your annual salary requirements? A: I need at least 75,000 per year. B: I'll keep that in mind. Thank you for coming in today. We'll be in touch.

6. Asking Questions at an Interview

A: May I ask you how much this position pays per year? B: This job pays sixty-five thousand dollars per year. A: What kind of benefits does this job have? B: This job provides full medical, dental, and disability. A: What type of vacation time do we get? B: You get 3 weeks paid vacation that you may use as you wish. A: Do we have a 401K? B: We offer a 401K with some matching funds available depending on length of service. A: What type of professional development do you offer? B: We provide up-to-date training on state of the art equipment. A: Where do I sign up for my benefits package? B: Down the hall. I'll show you when the interview is over.

7. Accepting a Job Offer

A: Is this Mr. Wallace? B: Yes, this is Mr. Wallace. A: Mr. Wallace, this is the Xenon Company. B: Oh, hello, how are you doing? A: Mr. Wallace, we were very pleased with your interview and would like to offer you the position. B: Wonderful! I am very happy to be able to join your organization. A: We are interested in having you begin as soon as possible, perhaps in two weeks? B: Yes, that would be perfect! A: We will see you then.

8. Talking on the Phone

A: This is Ray. May I speak with Lee? B: Yes, this is Lee speaking. A: Lee. How are you today? B: Oh, things are going great. What's up? A: I was wondering if you could meet me tomorrow for lunch? B: Sure! Where did you have in mind? A: I was thinking of Joe's in the village. B: I love that place. Sure, let's go there. A: Fine then, I'll meet you around twelve. B: I'll see you there. Look forward to it.

9. Making a Request for Office Supplies

A: Excuse me. I was wondering how to order office supplies. B: We have a requisition form on the company web site. What type of supplies do you need? A: I need paper, ink cartridges, and paper clips. B: How quickly will you need your supplies? A: I need all of my supplies right away. B: We also will have to check your department budget. Do you know how much money you have for office supplies? A: I will check to see what my budget is. B: Would you like these supplies delivered or would you like to pick them up? A: Please deliver them to my office. B: Fine, well just send the form to us and we will let you know as soon as your supplies come in. Have a good day! A: Thank you!

10. Offering Help

A: I was wondering if you need any help on your new project. B: Sure! That would be great! Are you good at writing or would you rather do the computer work? A: I would like to help with the computer work. B: Great! We are going to be working in teams of three. Are you OK working with others? A: Yes, I like working like that. B: We will begin next Monday. Would you be available then? A: Yes, I can be there. B: Well, if you could send me your basic background information before next Monday, it would be useful. A: I will send the information to you. B: Well then, thanks for your help. Have a great day!

11. Asking for Help

A: Can you help me plan the office party? B: Sure. What do you need the most help with, the food or entertainment? A: I need help with food. B: OK, well, let's coordinate our efforts. Should this party be formal or casual? A: I think it should be casual. B: I agree. Next, we have to decide on food. We have a choice of Chinese or Continental Cuisine. Which one should we have? A: I would prefer Chinese food for this party. B: Perfect choice. For music, should we have a live band or a DJ? A: I think we should hire a live band. B: OK then. Well, I will work on my part and get back to you with my progress on Friday.

12. Responding to a Plea for Help

A: Is there anything I can help? B: Yes, thank you. I am really far behind on this project. Could you help me with the extra typing or xeroxing? A: I can do either one. B: Good. That would be very helpful. Can you start with those pages over there? A: No problem. B: Thank you very much! How long have you been working here? A: I have been working here for 5 years. B: Well, we have some special projects coming up. Would you be interested in working on any of those? A: Yes, I would love to work on a special project! B: Well then, I'll keep you in the loop. Thank you for your help today.

13. How to Do a Timesheet

A: Can you help me with my timesheet? B: Sure! I can help you. Do you know where the timesheets are kept? A: No, I don't know where to find one. B: Well, once you get one off the shelf over there, you first put your name on it. OK? A: Yes, I can do that. B: Now you have to fill in the hours in the blanks and total the hours for the week. Do you know how to use military time? A: No, I don't know what that is. B: OK, so we just start counting hours at midnight and record it. Show all minutes as a dot and then write how many minutes. OK? A: Yes, I understand how to do this. B: After you total your hours, make sure you sign it and turn it in to your supervisor. A: That was easy! B: Good luck and let me know if you need any help later on.

14. Making a Phone Call

A: I need help figuring out how to use this phone. B: Sure. First you pick up the receiver and hit one of the first 3 buttons. Do you hear a tone? A: Yes, I hear the tone. B: OK. Now you dial 9 on the keypad. Do you hear the tone change? A: Yes, it changed. B: Well, when you hear it change, that means you have an outside line. Where are you trying to call? A: I am trying to call home. B: OK. Well, to dial to the outside you just now dial the number. For a call inside the company just hit the extension number. Do you know the extensions? A: Yes, I have a list of extensions. B: Well, if you ever need help with an extension, you can dial O.

15. Making an Appointment for a Meeting

A: I would like to make an appointment for a project meeting. B: Of course, I have Monday or Tuesday available. What day would be best for you? A: I would like to meet on Monday. B: Very well then. Are mornings or afternoons best? A: I want to come in the morning. B: I will have my assistant check my calendar and get back to you with the exact time. Can you bring me an outline of the project when you come? A: Yes, I can bring the outline when I come to the meeting. B: Do you think that we should include the entire committee in the meeting or just our sub-committee? A: I think that we should have just the sub-committee. B: OK then, I will make the arrangements for them to attend. Do you know how to get there? A: No, I need directions, please. B: Fine, we will make sure that we send you all of the information that you need. See you there!

16. Rearranging an Appointment

A: I had an appointment tomorrow and I need to change it to a different date. B: Certainly, what day would be best for you? A: I think that Monday or Tuesday would be good for me. B: I can give you Monday; I have ten or eleven in the morning. A: I think ten o'clock is best. B: Fine, I'll put you down for that. A: That would be great! B: Happy I could help you; see you then!

17. Giving an Excuse for Being Late to Work

A: Excuse me for being late to work. B: Where have you been? A: My car broke down. B: That's too bad. Please try to fix it so that it doesn't happen again. A: Yes, I'll work on it. B: Thank you, have a seat. We are working on the new project A: Great! Fill me in. B: Let's take a look at the Campbell Project. A: I don't understand the projected revenues. B: Let's take another look at it for those of you who don't understand.

18. Accepting Excuses for Not Meeting Commitments

A: So tell me again, why couldn't you get the supplies I ordered? B: Well I ordered them when you asked, but the supplier said they might need to back order them. A: When do you think they will finally arrive? B: I think maybe by Tuesday. A: If they don't arrive by then, what are our options? B: I could try another supplier down the street. A: That would work for me. B: OK, I will stay on it and let you know how it's going. A: Thank you for taking care of the problem. B: Thank you for your business. We appreciate you as a client.

19. Asking for a Description of a Person

A: What does she look like? B: Well, she was pretty tall, about 5 feet 10 inches and kind of scary looking! A: What do you mean, scary? B: Well, she had a crazy sounding laugh and wild hair. Do you know what I mean? A: Yes, I know what you mean. B: And her piercing eyes! She looked like an alien who just came down from outer space. Do you believe that people from outer space live amongst us? A: No, that's impossible! B: Unless they beam us up for a ride, we will never know for sure. Have you ever thought that you saw a flying saucer? A: Are you crazy? B: Hah, I guess we never know what can happen. Do you like Star Wars movies? A: Yes, I have seen all of the Star Wars movies. B: I loved Star Wars movies. My favorite character was Yoda. What about you? A: I liked Darth Vader. B: Yeah, that character was pretty cool. If you had to describe that character, what would you say about them? A: They were very beautiful. B: Yeah, I know what you mean!

20. Asking for Permission

A: I was wondering if I could borrow the company van for a fundraiser this weekend. B: Sure, I think that would be possible. Where is the fundraiser? A: It is in the park downtown. B: Would you need it for both Saturday and Sunday? A: We will need it for Saturday only. B: I think that would be OK. Who will be driving it? A: Mary and I will be driving the van. B: Could you drop it off on Sunday night? A: Yes, we can do that. Can we borrow the chairs from the lunchroom also? B: Yes, that would be fine. Just make sure that everything is returned by Sunday night.

21. Agreement and Disagreement

A: I was thinking of holding the company retreat in the mountains. B: I agree, I think that that would be perfect! A: I was thinking it could take place sometime in January. B: That might be a little too cold for some people. A: Yes, you are right. B: What about April? April has good weather that isn't too cold or too hot. A: Yes, that would work out better. B: You know, maybe we could take a survey to see how that works for everyone. A: Good idea! We'll have to get right on it. B: Fine! Well, I'll get right on it now!

22. Certainty and Uncertainty

A: I was thinking about applying for the new position. B: Do you think that is a good idea? A: It seems like a good idea but I am not really sure. B: What are your main concerns? A: It would give me a chance to grow, but I am wondering if I would like the job. B: I know what you mean, I've thought about that myself. A: I also am thinking about the pay. B: Could you take a slight pay decrease for a chance to move forward? A: Yes, it might be worth it. I am not certain. B: I think I'm convinced that trying for this position is the best choice for you.

23. Likes and Dislikes

A: Whoa, look at all those ice cream choices! B: Yes, that is a lot of choices. What is your favorite? A: I love anything with chocolate the best. B: I like chocolate myself. A: Is there any kind of ice cream you don't like? B: I really don't like any ice cream with nuts in it. A: I haven't ever cared for that myself. B: Have you ever had garlic ice cream? A: That sounds absolutely disgusting! B: It was. Let's stick with the regular choices today, though.

24.Making Promises

A: I need help preparing for my presentation on Friday. B: I could help you with that. A: Are you sure you have the time? B: I promise you that I have the time to do this. If I didn't, I wouldn't offer to help. A: What would be the best time for you to help me? B: Tomorrow night would work for me. A: Should we just meet here? B: OK, and I'll bring some information that helped me with my presentation. A: I'll see you then. B: See you tomorrow night.

1. Breakfast

A: What do you feel like eating this morning? B: I usually just have a bowl of cereal. A: The most important meal of the day is breakfast. B: Yeah, but I don't usually have time to eat a big breakfast. A: You can always make an easy breakfast. B: What do you make? A: All I make is oatmeal, toast, and some orange juice. B: That sounds pretty good. A: I like it, and it's a fast meal. B: That is a very quick meal to make. A: I can make it for you if you like. B: Oatmeal and toast sounds good to me.

2. Lunch

A: What's for lunch? B: I don't know. What do you want to eat? A: I was thinking of pizza. B: That's what I ate yesterday. A: What do you want to eat? B: I wouldn't mind a burger. A: I ate a burger just the other day. B: We're going to have to compromise. A: You could always get a burger, and I can get a pizza. B: Sounds good to me. A: Where can we go to get both? B: We can get both at the cafeteria.

3. Dinner

A: What's for dinner tonight? B: What are you planning on cooking? A: I'm not making anything. B: If you plan on eating, you are. A: What am I supposed to cook? B: What do you feel like having? A: I want some chicken and potatoes. B: That sounds really good. A: When are you going to make it? B: I have no plans on cooking tonight. A: Fine, I'll make it. B: I knew that already.

4. Drinks

A: I'm so thirsty. B: Let's go get something to drink. A: That's a good idea. B: Do you know what you want to drink? A: I kind of want a soda. B: You shouldn't drink soda when you're really thirsty. A: What do you mean? B: When you're thirsty, you're not supposed to drink soda. A: What are you supposed to drink? B: Water is what's best for you. A: I guess I will get water. B: It's better for you.

5. Fruit

A: What are you going to eat with your sandwich? B: I think I'm going to eat a piece of fruit. A: What kind do you like? B: I really like apples and grapes. A: What kind of apples do you like to eat? B: I love green apples. A: I don't like green apples. B: Really? Why not? A: Green apples are too sour for me. B: So, you like red apples better? A: Yes, I love red apples. B: I think green apples are a lot better.

6. Salads

A: I really feel like eating a salad. B: What kind are you going to make? A: I'm really not sure. B: I really like Caesar salads. A: Caesar salads are pretty good. B: What kind of salad do you want to make? A: I want a salad with some chicken. B: I love chicken salads. A: I like my salads to have croutons, almonds, and shredded cheese. B: That sounds really tasty. A: You should make a salad like that. B: I think that I will.

7. Desserts

A: I want something sweet after dinner. B: What do you have in mind? A: A dessert sounds nice. B: What kind are you thinking of getting? A: I want to get some pie. B: What kind of pie do you want? A: I have no idea. B: Do you want to know what kind of pie I like? A: Sure, what kind do you like? B: I love apple pie. A: I love apple pie too. B: There you go. Problem solved.

8. Meat

A: I need to get some beef. B: Do you know what kind of beef you want? A: I want to get some ground beef. B: How many pounds do you need? A: I would like four pounds of ground beef. B: What kind of ground beef do you need? A: I would like the extra lean. B: Let me go and get that for you. A: Thank you very much. B: No problem. A: I'll wrap it up for you now. B: I appreciate that.

9. Snacks

A: I'm hungry. B: You already ate. A: It wasn't enough, because I'm hungry again. B: There's nothing left from dinner. A: I'm going to get a snack. B: What kind of snack are you going to make? A: I don't know. B: You can always make a sandwich. A: I don't know what kind of sandwich I want. B: Just make yourself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. A: I may just do that. B: Go right ahead.

10. Vegetables

A: What do you plan on making as a side dish for dinner? B: I was planning on making some kind of vegetable. A: Do you know what kind? B: What kind of vegetable do you want? A: I wouldn't mind eating some corn. B: How do you want it? A: What do you mean? B: I can boil it, grill it, or microwave it. A: You should throw some corn on the grill. B: Is that really what you want? A: That sounds good. B: I guess I can do that.

11. Nutrition of Foods

A: I really need to start eating healthier. B: I have to start eating better too. A: What kind of food do you usually eat? B: I try my best to eat only fruits, vegetables, and chicken. A: Is that really all that you eat? B: That's basically it. A: How do you stick to only those foods? B: Actually, fruits and veggies are really good for you. A: Yes, I know, but what about the chicken? B: I mainly eat baked chicken, because there's not a lot of fat. A: That does sound pretty good. B: I know it does, and that's because it is.

12. Foods Available at the Cafeteria (1)

A: I'm hungry. B: So am I. A: Where should we go eat today? B: How about we go eat in the cafeteria? A: I never bought food from the cafeteria. B: You haven't? They have a lot of good stuff. A: What do they have? B: They sell everything. A: I want Chinese food. B: I've gotten chow mein from there before. A: I guess we can eat there then. B: Trust me, the food isn't half bad.

13. Foods Available at the Cafeteria (2)

A: I want to get a snack at the cafeteria. B: What are you going to buy? A: I may just get some chips. B: I'm probably going to buy something too. A: What do you want to get? B: I want some sort of candy. A: What kind do you want? B: I want some chocolate. A: What kind of chocolate? B: I'm going to get a Snickers or a Kit Kat. A: I don't think they sell Kit Kats. B: I'll just get a Snickers then.

14. Ordering Food at the Cafeteria (1)

A: What can I get for you today? B: Could I get a hamburger, please? A: Would you like cheese on that? B: No, thank you. A: Would you like a drink? B: Let me have a soda. A: What kind of soda would you like? B: May I have a Sprite, please? A: Sure, no problem. B: I would also like a bag of chips. A: Will that be all? B: That's everything.

15. Ordering Food at the Cafeteria (2)

A: What did you get for lunch today? B: All I had was a sandwich, chips, and soda. A: Where'd you get your food from? B: I went to the cafeteria and bought it. A: What sandwich did you order? B: I ordered a ham sandwich, but they gave me a bologna sandwich instead. A: Was it any good? B: I enjoyed it, even though I had not asked for it. A: I ordered a sandwich there before. B: Is that right? A: Yes, and they messed my order up too. B: That may be true, but I'm sure you enjoyed your sandwich.

16. Where to Buy Food

A: I really want to get something to eat. B: What are you going to get? A: I don't know what I want to eat. B: Well, do you want burgers, Chinese food, or Mexican food? A: Chinese food sounds good. B: Where are you going to get it from? A: I haven't the slightest idea. B: I usually get my Chinese food from Panda Express. A: You like Panda Express? B: The food there is actually pretty good. A: Maybe I'll go there then. B: You should. I know you'll like it.

17. Making a Shopping List

A: I think I'm going to go to the market today. B: Do we need food? A: Yes, I think so. B: What are you going to get? A: I'm not sure what we need. B: Maybe you should go and look in the refrigerator. A: Could you do it for me, and write out a list of things that we need? B: Just get the basics. A: Like what? B: You know. Get some eggs, milk, and bread. A: Just go and make a list for me, please. B: Fine, I'll go do that for you.

18. Buying Meat

A: I would like to get some meat today. B: What kind do you need? A: I need about a pound of ground beef. B: The ground beef is $2.48 a pound. A: That sounds good. B: What else would you like? A: I also need three pounds of chicken breasts. B: The chicken breasts are $4.05 a pound. A: How much will the three pounds of chicken cost altogether? B: Altogether, it's going to be $12.15. A: That will be all for me. B: All right, let me get your meat for you.

19. Comparing Foods from Different Stores

A: Have you ever shopped at Whole Foods market? B: Nope. How's the food there? A: It's very good, and it's fresh too. B: I do my shopping at Vons. A: I shopped there before too, but the food is better at Whole Foods. B: What's wrong with Vons? A: Their range of organic foods is very limited. B: Whole Foods has a lot of organic foods? A: Yes, the food there is very healthy. B: I've never been, but I may start shopping there. A: The food there is a great step up from Vons. B: Thanks for letting me know.

20. Finding Foods in the Supermarket

A: I can't seem to find the cereal aisle. B: You'll find the cereal by the breakfast foods. A: What breakfast foods? B: They're over by the oatmeal and the breakfast bars. A: I think I know what you're talking about. B: Can I help you with anything else? A: Could you tell me where the dishwashing detergent is? B: You'll find that by the paper towels. A: I didn't think of that. B: That's where it'll be. A: Thank you very much. B: If you need anything else, please feel free to ask me.

21. How to Cook a Meal

A: I was thinking about cooking dinner tonight. B: What do you want to make? A: I'm not exactly sure. B: I wouldn't mind a beef bowl. A: How do I make that? B: All it has is rice and teriyaki beef. A: That sounds easy, but how do I make it? B: First, you need to make some white rice. A: Then what do I do? B: Then you need to shred some beef and marinate it with teriyaki sauce. A: Is there anything else I need to do? B: Then you cook it up and eat it.

1. Health Insurance

A: I would like to purchase some health insurance. B: Have you ever purchased health insurance before? A: I have health insurance now, but I want to look into other choices. B: Do you know if you are interested in an HMO or a PPO? A: Could you explain the difference to me? B: To clarify it for you, with a PPO you pay more but you get to choose your own doctor. A: When I pay for a service, is the payment the same for a PPO or HMO? B: The payments are quite a bit higher for the PPO, but you can go anywhere you like. A: How much will an HMO cost me per month? B: Go to our website and fill in the questionnaire. Once we have all of your information, we can give you a quote.

2. A Medical Emergency

A: What seems to be the problem? B: Oh, my God! It's my stomach. It's killing me! A: Where does it hurt the most? B: Right here! It hurts right here! A: How long has it felt like this? B: I felt OK when I woke up, and then, suddenly, I had this really sharp pain. A: Do you have a history of stomach pain? B: No, and I haven't done anything out of the ordinary. A: I think that we are going to have to get you to an emergency room right away. B: Thank you for helping me.

3. Going to an Emergency Room

A: Sorry to bother you, but I was wondering if you could drive me to the emergency room. B: Of course. What is the problem? A: I am running a really high fever of 105 degrees, and I have a rash on my stomach. B: If you can, go and unlock the back door, so I can get in when I get there if you fall asleep. A: I can do that when I get off of the phone. B: Do you know where your driver's license and insurance card are? A: I already had them out before I called you. B: Where is your nearest emergency room? A: It's just a few blocks away. B: Fine, I am on my way. I'll be there in about five minutes.

4. A Stomachache

A: You don't look so good. B: I have a major stomachache A: Did you eat something strange? B: I had spaghetti with clam sauce for lunch. A: Maybe you have food poisoning. B: Yes, that could have been it, but I haven't been feeling that great for the past few days. A: Are you under a lot of stress? B: Not really. Things have been going OK. A: Maybe you have a touch of the flu. B: I think that I might be getting the flu.

5. A Toothache

A: What can I do for you today? B: Doctor, I have the worst toothache! A: How long have you had this pain? B: For about a week or so, but it's gotten really bad in the last couple of days. A: Did you do anything that might have aggravated your tooth? B: You know, I was eating jawbreakers in the movies the other day, and I accidentally bit down really hard on one. A: What kind of toothbrush do you use? B: I just use a regular hard bristle toothbrush. A: Does it bother you when you eat something really cold? B: Yes, it definitely bothers me more when I do that.

6. Buying Over-the-Counter Medicine

A: Excuse me, could you help me pick out a lotion? B: Sure, what is the problem? A: I got poison oak while hiking, and I need something to help me with the itching. B: I can suggest a product called Technu that comes in a lotion or cream. A: Which do you prefer? B: Hikers tell me that the cream is best because it stays on longer. A: Is there anything else I can do to help with the itching? B: You can take an antihistamine. A: Thank you so much for all of the information. B: You are welcome. Please feel free to ask me a question any time you need help.

7. Filling Prescription

A: I need to get my prescription filled. B: You may pick it up in twenty minutes. A: If I wanted to, could I have it mailed to me? B: Yes, and you can renew this prescription by phone. A: Are there any special instructions about this medication? B: Take it three times a day. A: Can I take it with food? B: You should take this medicine with food and no alcohol. A: Are there any side effects with this medication? B: You might get a little dizzy, but that is it.

8. Normal Test Results

A: I was wondering if you have my test results in. B: I didn't see anything out of the ordinary, but I want you to log onto our website for a printout of all of the details. A: So, basically, I am OK? B: If there were any major problems, I would always notify you by phone to come in. A: What will I learn when I see the results on the website? B: A description of each test is given on the site. A: What will the numbers tell me? B: The website will give you a normal range and then tell you what your results are. A: Are all of my test results on that site? B: Your entire test history is on the site. You can compare your results from other years.

9. Calling in Sick

A: Good morning, is this Ryan? B: You are speaking with Ryan. How can I help you? A: Ryan, this is Malia, and I need to call in sick today. B: What seems to be the problem? A: I went hiking and have terrible poison oak. B: When did you get that? A: I think I got it on Saturday, but it just showed up today. B: What are you doing for it? A: The doctor prescribed an ointment and gave me a shot. B: Good. You probably should be much better by tomorrow.

10. Missing Classes

A: Is this Professor Clark's office? B: This is Professor Clark speaking. A: This is Kalia from your morning literature class. B: Yes, what can I do for you? A: I had a skydiving accident over the weekend and won't be able to come to school today. B: My goodness! Are you OK? A: I broke my leg, but it is healing. B: How long will you be out of class? A: I should be able to return by next Monday. B: Fine. Well, thanks for calling and letting me know you will be absent. I hope you feel better soon.

11. Discussing Test Results

A: I was wondering if I could get my test results from the other day. B: Yes, I would like to schedule an appointment for you to come in and talk with me. A: Is something wrong with me? B: No, sometimes the test results aren't clear and we need to do more to get a clearer picture. A: Can we talk about it now? B: I would if I knew anything for sure, but I want to take a second look. A: When can I come and see you? B: You can come in this afternoon. If you would feel better, bring your husband with you. A: Now I know that something bad is up! B: Just relax. We will talk about it this afternoon.

12. Changing an Appointment Time

A: I have a doctor's appointment scheduled with Dr. Smith, and I need to change it. B: What day did you have it scheduled for? A: My appointment was on Tuesday. B: What time was it scheduled for? A: It was for two o'clock in the afternoon. B: I see your appointment. What day would you like to switch to? A: I would like to switch it to next Friday. B: What time would you like? A: I would like to come in at 10:00 in the morning. B: Fine, I will pencil that in right now. We will see you then.

13. Going Home Early Because Of Being Ill

A: Professor, excuse me, but I need to leave early. B: What seems to be the problem? A: I am not feeling well. B: What is bothering you? A: I think I am beginning to have an asthma attack. B: Would you like someone to walk you over to the Student Health Center? A: No, I think that I should just go home because I have some medicine there. B: Do you need a ride home? A: I live in the dorms across the street, so I'll be OK. B: OK, then, hope you feel better soon. Check your e-mail for missed assignments.

14. Having a Blood Test in the Lab

A: The doctor sent me over here to have my blood drawn. B: Certainly, please have a seat and roll up your left sleeve. A: What is this test for? B: Well, today your doctor wants us to check your white blood cell count. A: What does that tell him? B: Well, if it is elevated, you might have an infection. A: Will the blood test hurt? B: It is only a little pin stick. I am going to put a tourniquet on your arm to puff your veins up. A: Ouch! B: There we go! I got the blood that I needed.

15. Having a Cold

A: How are you feeling today? B: I have a terrible cold! A: Where do you think you picked that up? B: A lot of people in my gym have it. Maybe I got it from the equipment. A: Have you taken anything for it? B: I think that I am just going to rest and drink plenty of liquids for a while. A: Yes, staying rested and hydrated is really important. B: My mother also has this special potion with hot wine, cayenne pepper, and sugar that works miracles. A: You might want to ask the pharmacist for his suggestions if you get any worse. B: Yes, if my symptoms don't pass in a few days, I will ask for help.

16. Making a Doctor's Appointment

A: I need to make an appointment to see the doctor. B: What seems to be the problem? A: I have a rash that I need a doctor to look at. B: Do you have a fever with that rash? A: No, it just itches a lot. B: I have openings on Tuesday or Wednesday. Which would be best for you? A: I need an appointment on Tuesday. B: Fine, I am putting you down for 9:00 on that day. Would you like to see Dr. Smith or Dr. Jones? A: I would like to see Dr. Jones. B: I can schedule you with him with no problem. We look forward to seeing you.

17. Blood Pressure

A: Have you been having any problems lately? B: No, but the nurse at school says that I should have my blood pressure checked. A: Do you have a history of high blood pressure? B: No, I have never been told that I have high blood pressure. A: High blood pressure is called the silent killer because it hardly ever has symptoms. B: How do you check for high blood pressure? A: We are going to use this cuff here, and it will give me a reading. B: What do the numbers mean? A: They tell me how much your heart is working at rest and when pumping blood. B: Good. That will help me know how I am doing.

18. Not Feeling Well

A: So, how are you feeling today? B: I'm pretty tired. I haven't been sleeping well. A: Do you have enough time to get the right amount of sleep? B: I have enough time. I just can't seem to fall asleep and stay asleep. A: What time do you usually go to bed? B: I don't have one time in particular. I just go to sleep whenever I feel tired. A: Have you been under a lot of stress lately? B: I just lost my job, and I am unsure about being able to find another one. A: Have you ever tried doing relaxation exercises before you go to bed? B: I haven't ever tried that, but it sounds like a good idea.

19. Physical Check-up

A: Good morning, how are you doing today? B: I have been feeling pretty good, Dr. Smith. A: So, I can see by your chart that you are here for your annual physical. B: Yes, I am playing on the tennis team this year, and they are requiring me to get a physical exam. A: We are basically going to check your heart, lungs, blood sugar levels, and eyes, ears, and nose. B: I've kind of been having problems being out of breath. Can you look at that? A: Yes, I will check you for asthma, and maybe we can check you for allergies later. B: Thank you. What will the blood test tell you? A: We will be checking for blood sugar, cholesterol, and white blood cell count. B: I have been working hard to stay healthy. I hope the tests turn out well.

20. Seeing a Doctor in an Emergency

A: I need a doctor's appointment right away! B: Is this an emergency? A: I am having trouble breathing. B: Have you had a cold lately? A: It has been going on for a few days now. B: You should hang up and dial 911. A: I don't think that this is that bad, but I need to see a doctor right away. B: Is there someone who can drive you to our Urgent Care facility on Sunset Blvd.? A: Yes, I can get a ride to Urgent Care. B: Good. When you get there, a doctor will be able to see you right away.

21. Taking an X-Ray

A: I was told to come to you to get a chest X-ray. B: No problem. Just take your clothes off from the waist up and put the gown on, with the opening in the back. A: Then what should I do? B: You will stand over here up against this plate. A: Should I just stand naturally? B: You will raise your arms up shoulder high. A: Is this all right? B: Yes, you are doing great. A: Where will you be going? B: I need to stand behind this shield. Now you will take a deep breath, hold it, and let it out. A: Is that it? B: That's it. You can get dressed when the film is developed.

22. Seeing the Doctor

A: I have been having a lot of headaches lately. B: Have you been having these headaches for a long time? A: I have had headaches my whole life, but they have been getting worse lately. B: Have you been under a lot of stress lately? A: I've been under stress, but no more than usual. B: Have you been getting enough sleep lately? A: No, I only sleep a few hours a night. B: Have you had any head injuries lately? A: Yes, actually I fell skiing last week and hit my head. B: I am going to send you for a CT scan, and I will see you again when we see the results.

23. Talking to the Doctor about Problems

A: How are you doing today? B: I've been having trouble breathing lately. A: Have you had any type of cold lately? B: No, I haven't had a cold. I just have a heavy feeling in my chest when I try to breathe. A: Do you have any allergies that you know of? B: No, I don't have any allergies that I know of. A: Does this happen all the time or mostly when you are active? B: It happens a lot when I work out. A: I am going to send you to a pulmonary specialist who can run tests on you for asthma. B: Thank you for your help, doctor.

24. Taking a Urine Sample

A: What is that plastic cup for? B: Your doctor has requested a urine sample. A: Am I supposed to pee into the cup? B: We want what we call a clean sample. Urinate a drop or so into the toilet, and then stop the flow and urinate into the cup. A: Then what do I do with the cup? B: You put the cup in the little cubby in the restroom and close the door to the cubby. A: What is this test for? B: He is looking to see if you have a bladder or urinary tract infection. A: When will I know the results? B: Your doctor will call you in a few days with the results.

25. How to Stay Healthy

A: Doctor, can you give me some suggestions on how to stay healthy? B: Well, first of all, you need to make sure that you eat the right foods. A: What are the best foods to eat? B: You should emphasize fresh fruits and vegetables, along with whole grains and protein. A: What should I avoid? B: You need to avoid highly fatty and greasy foods. You should also avoid too much sugar and caffeine. A: What else is important to stay healthy? B: You need to get plenty of exercise every day. If you smoke, you need to stop. A: Is it OK to drink alcohol? B: Actually, studies have shown that people who have one-half a glass of alcohol per day do better than those who don't drink.

26. Prescribing Medicine

A: Is there a medication you can prescribe to help me with my problem? B: There are various choices of blood pressure medication that we can try. A: What is available? B: We could start with Hydrochlorothiazide, which is a diuretic. A: Are there many side effects? B: There really are not many side effects. You need to drink a lot of water when you take this pill. A: Is that the only medication I need to take? B: It might be, but for a while I also want you to take an ACE inhibitor, Lisinopril. A: What are the side effects of that drug? B: You may have a little bit of a dry cough, but you will feel much better.

1. Calling to Get a Reservation

A: I'd like to reserve a hotel room. B: That should be no problem. May I have your full name, please? A: My name is John Sandals. B: Hello, Mr. Sandals. My name is Michelle. What days do you need that reservation, sir? A: I'm planning to visit New York from Friday, April 14 until Monday, April 17. B: Our room rates recently went up. Is that okay with you, Mr. Sandals? A: How much per night are we talking about? B: Each night will be $308. A: That price is perfectly acceptable. B: Wonderful! Do you prefer a smoking or nonsmoking room? A: Nonsmoking, please. B: Next question: Is a queen-size bed okay? A: That sounds fine. B: Okay, Mr. Sandals. Your reservation is in our computer. All we need now is a phone number. A: Certainly. My phone number is 626-555-1739. B: Thank you, Mr. Sandals. We look forward to seeing you in New York!

2. Checking into the Hotel

A: I have a reservation. My name is John Sandals. B: May I see your ID, please, Mr. Sandals? A: Certainly. Here it is. B: Thank you. Do you have a credit card, Mr. Sandals? A: Yes, I do. Do you accept American Express? B: Sorry, sir, just VISA or MasterCard. A: Here's my VISA card. B: Okay. You're in room 507. It's a single queen-size bed, spacious, and nonsmoking. Is that suitable? A: Yes, it sounds like everything I expected. B: Here's your key, sir. If you need anything, just dial 0 on your room phone.

3. Requesting a Wake-Up Call

A: I need to request a wake-up call for tomorrow morning. B: What time do you want the call? A: I need two calls, one at 7 and another at 7:15. B: We can certainly do that. Expect a call from us at 7:00, and then again at 7:15. A: Actually, can I change the latter wake-up call to 7:30 am? B: I can certainly do that. Is there anything else? A: I can't think of anything. If I do think of something, I'll be sure to call again. B: Okay. Good night, sir.

4. Asking the Concierge for Sightseeing Advice

A: The front desk told me to ask you for sightseeing advice. B: Of course. I'd be more than happy to help. I am, after all, the hotel's concierge. A: Concierge? What exactly is that? B: We advise you on where to visit, eat, or shop during your stay here in New York. A: Great! So where should I start my sightseeing? B: The Statue of Liberty is always a good place to begin. A: I saw the Statue of Liberty on my last visit here. Can you recommend somewhere else? B: Hmm. What type of interests do you have? A: In my spare time, I really like to view art and go running. B: Aha! Have you been to Central Park or the Museum of Modern Art? A: No, but I've heard a lot about both. B: Well, Central Park is wonderful for running. Afterwards, you should head to the Museum to enjoy the art. A: Great! That sounds like a plan. Thanks a lot. B: I'm sure you'll have a good time there.

5. Asking the Concierge for Restaurant Advice

A: I need a suggestion for a restaurant here in Manhattan. B: Certainly! How much are you planning to spend on dinner, sir? A: My date's very sophisticated, so I'm sure she would expect nothing but the best. B: May I suggest our own hotel restaurant? It got three stars in the latest restaurant review. A: No, thank you, I want to go out on the town. What other ideas do you have? B: There's always Gramercy Tavern. They have live jazz. The food is delicious, but very expensive. A: That sounds like a good place to take a date. Can you make a reservation for me? B: As you wish, sir. You'll have a wonderful time there.

6. Talking to Room Service

A: I'd like to order dinner. B: What would you like? A: I'd like to order a bottle of champagne, lobster tail, and filet mignon, medium rare. B: I'm sorry. We're currently out of filet mignon. May I suggest the porterhouse instead? A: I'd prefer the filet, but the porterhouse will do. B: And may I suggest chocolate-covered strawberries with the champagne? A: Normally, I would take you up on that suggestion, but just the champagne will do for tonight. B: Okay, no strawberries. Room service will be charged to your amenities account. Is that all right? A: That's fine. B: It will be up shortly. Enjoy your food, sir.

7. Calling to Report a Cockroach Problem (1)

A: I have a little problem with room 507. B: What exactly seems to be the problem, Mr. Sandals? A: I found cockroaches in my room. B: Cockroaches, sir? That's unbelievable. A: I've seen at least nine different cockroaches in my room. B: Sir, are you sure you haven't seen the same silverfish nine times? A: There are nine cockroaches in my room. I don't have time for your disbelief! B: I apologize. One moment, please, while I transfer you to my supervisor.

8. Calling to Report a Cockroach Problem (2)

A: I want to change rooms. In fact, I want a refund for tonight! B: And the problem is, sir? A: Cockroaches have taken over my room! B: My apologies, sir. We'll give you a new room and refund the value of your current room. A: Thank you. I want to continue to be able to recommend this hotel to others. B: We always try to serve our guests in the most agreeable way possible.

9. Asking about the Hotel Gym

A: Excuse me. Does this hotel have a fitness facility? B: Yes, we try to accommodate all needs of our patrons, including fitness. A: Where is your fitness facility located? B: The gym is just below the lobby. Take the elevator or the stairs. You can't miss it. A: Is there an additional surcharge for the gym? B: No, the gym is free to guests. Take your room key, however, so you can get in. A: What time is the gym open, and what time does it close? B: The gym is open seven days a week, twenty-four hours a day. A: Do you offer trainer services along with the gym? B: Unfortunately, no. If you want a trainer, you'll have to use another gym.

10. Asking for More Amenities

A: I'd like to request some more amenities. B: Amenities? What do you mean by amenities, sir? A: The free stuff, you know, the soap, lotion, shampoo, etc. B: I see. Sir, if I may ask: Have you used up all the amenities in your room? A: Not at all. I still have enough for the next few days. B: Then what is the problem, sir? A: I need some to keep as souvenirs! B: Souvenirs? A: Yes, souvenirs. Trinkets to remember my trip by! B: We do have a souvenir shop on the first floor, sir. A: That's not the same. I never pay for hotel souvenirs! B: I'll call housekeeping. Someone will be up with more amenities shortly.

11. Asking Where to Make a Copy

A: I need to copy a document immediately. B: We have a copy machine in our computer lab, located on the first floor. A: Great! How much is it for a copy? B: The price per copy is ten cents. A: That sounds reasonable. I'll be down there immediately. B: THere shouldn't be any long lines, sir.

12. Calling to Report a Medical Emergency

A: I need a doctor immediately! B: Sir, is everything all right? A: My wife just collapsed on the floor! B: Sir, I need you to calm down. Take deep breaths. A: I'm sorry. It's just that my wife. I need the emergency room. B: Sir, I'm dialing 911 on another line. A: What's taking you so long? B: I'm transferring you right now. Just remain calm.

13. Calling for a Wireless Connection

A: I'd like to order broadband internet for my laptop. B: Just plug the Ethernet cable into your computer, and a prompt will tell you the payment options. A: I don't have an Ethernet port. My computer runs entirely on wireless service. B: That's too bad. But there are several alternatives, if you want to hear them. A: Yes, please! Tell me about the alternatives. B: We run a fully equipped computer lab on the first floor. A: Very good. How much does that cost? B: The service is free to hotel patrons. However, printing costs ten cents per page. A: I see. And the other alternatives? B: Alternatively, we do offer wireless in our lobby. You can bring your laptop down here. A: Great! What if I need to print something in the lobby? B: You would have to use the computer lab. I'm sorry for the inconvenience.

14. Requesting More Supplies for the Minibar

A: I'd like to order a restock on my minibar. B: You finished everything in there, sir? A: Absolutely everything. B: What would you like to order? A: Three bottles each of Perrier and Jim Beam. B: Uh-huh. What else do you want? A: The apples were great. Could you bring a couple more up? B: No problem. Is there anything else I can get for you? A: Some grape juice would also be nice. B: I'll get all of that for you right away. Someone should be up shortly.

15. Asking about the Swimming Pool

A: Is there a swimming pool in this hotel? B: We don't have a full-sized swimming pool, but we do have individual swim stations. A: What exactly does that mean? B: Basically, a swim station is like a treadmill, except instead of running, you swim. A: That sounds really neat. Is there an extra charge for these swim stations? B: If you're a registered guest, you have free access to our swim stations. A: Are the swim stations open 24 hours, like the rest of the gym? B: To conserve electricity, the stations operate only from 7:00 a.m. till 10:00 p.m. A: I'll go down there as soon as I can! B: I don't think you'll be disappointed. People really seem to like the swim stations.

16. Getting a Taxi via the Front Desk

A: I need to get a taxi. B: We have a variety of transportation services. Would you prefer a private vehicle to a taxi? A: No, that won't be necessary. I just need a taxi. B: Perhaps you'd prefer a limousine. That's such a stylish way to travel. A: Just a taxi, please. B: And what is your destination? A: I'm going to Rockefeller Center. B: I see. What time do you want to depart from the hotel? A: I want to leave as soon as possible. B: Okay, a taxi will arrive in seconds, sir. A: Thank you, I'm coming down now. B: It won't be but a few seconds, sir.

17. Checking Out

A: I am checking out. Here is the key to my room. B: Thank you. I'll just print out your receipt, and then you're free to go. Here you go! A: Thanks. B: If you don't mind me asking, how did you enjoy your stay at New York Hotel? A: This hotel could use some insecticide, but my time in New York was thoroughly delightful. B: That's very honest of you. Rest assured that this hotel will have no insects next time.

18. Disputing the Bill

A: My amenities bill says that I owe $10 for a movie, but I never ordered one. B: Let's see. It says that you were charged Monday at 9:00 p.m. for the movie "Titanic." A: That's absolutely wrong! I was out exploring the city Monday night. B: Okay, let me see what I can do. A: Thank you. I didn't think it would be this simple. B: I can take the $10 off your bill, but I need to charge you $2 for the service. A: Are you serious? I have to pay $2 for a movie I never watched? B: Unfortunately, sir, it's how the computer is programmed. A: This is outrageous! I'm never coming back to this hotel again! B: I'm sorry, sir. Perhaps you'd like to write a letter to headquarters.

19. Storing Luggage for a Few Hours

A: I'm checking out in about half an hour. B: Whenever you're ready to check out, I'll be ready, sir. A: Great! As you know however, the day in New York has hardly begun. B: You're right. It's only 9:00 a.m. A: Therefore, I think I'll explore New York some more. But I need to store my bags. B: Sir, our storage facility is merely $5 an hour. You also need to leave a deposit. A: My luggage isn't enough of a deposit? B: Unfortunately, it isn't. VISA or MasterCard will suffice, though. A: Let me put on my thinking cap for a moment. B: Better hurry, sir. Remember you have to check out in less than half an hour.

20. To Hold a Parcel for Pick-up

A: I'd like to leave a parcel for one of my friends. Is that okay? B: All I need is your name, the name of your friend, and the time of pick-up. A: All of that's on the package. Can I just bring it down to your desk? B: That would be most convenient for me. Thanks for your consideration!

21. Calling to Cancel a Reservation

A: I'm calling to cancel a reservation I made earlier in the week. B: To cancel your reservation, I need your name, phone number, and date of trip, please. A: Rudy Randolph, 818-555-1234. My reservation begins on the second Monday of April. B: I see your reservation on my computer. Let me just cancel it, and you'll be all set! A: Thanks. I'll call again when things get better at home. B: You're welcome.

1. Applying for a Library Card

A: What can I help you with today? B: I need to check out this book. A: Do you have your library card? B: I don't have one. A: Would you like to apply for one right now? B: That's fine. A: I'm going to need you to fill out the application. B: All right. All done. A: All right, now please sign the back of the card. B: Okay. I've signed it. A: That's all there is to it. B: Great. Now can I check out this book?

Applying for a Passport

A: What may I do for you? B: I need to get a passport. A: You will need to apply for one. B: When will I be able to do that? A: You can do it right now, if you'd like. B: That's fine. A: Please fill out this application. B: Then what do I do? A: I just need to take your picture. B: How long will it take for my passport to be ready? A: You will get it in a few weeks. B: That's perfect.

3. Asking Questions at the Information Desk

A: What can I help you with today? B: When does the library close? A: The library closes at six o'clock. B: Does it close at that time every day? A: Not always. B: Is the library open on Saturdays? A: Yes. B: What time do you open and close on Saturday? A: The hours are from 9 am to 6:30 pm. B: Okay. Thank you very much. A: Do you need anything else? B: No, that's all. Thanks.

4. Asking the Librarian for Assistance

A: How are you doing today? B: Good. Thanks for asking. A: What may I do for you? B: I need help with something. A: What do you need help with? B: I am looking for a newspaper article. A: Have you looked in the periodicals? B: I didn't even think about that. A: I can show you where they are. B: That would be a lot of help. A: Follow me, please. B: Thank you so much.

5. Reserving a Book

A: How may I help you? B: I couldn't find the book I was looking for. A: Have you checked the database? B: I checked. A: Was it on the shelf? B: It should have been, but it wasn't. A: Maybe someone took it. B: Will you be getting another copy anytime soon? A: I'm sure we will. B: Would you be able to reserve it for me? A: I sure will. B: Thank you very much.

6.Late Fees

A: How may I help you? B: I need to check these books out. A: Do you have your library card? B: Here it is. A: It appears that you have late fees. B: Really? A: Yes, really. B: How much do I owe? A: You owe $24.50 in late fees. B: I don't have that much today. A: I'm sorry, but until you pay it, you won't be able to check out any more books. B: I'll pay it as soon as possible.

7. Borrowing a Book from Another Library

A: What can I do for you? B: I am trying to find this book. A: What's the problem? B: It doesn't seem like this library has it. A: Have you checked the computer? B: I have already. A: What did it say? B: It says the book is on the shelf, but I didn't find it there. A: I can always borrow the book from another library. B: You can do that? A: I'll make the call and contact you when it gets in. B: That's fantastic. Thank you.

8. Checking Out a Book

A: What can I do for you today? B: I need to return a book. A: Can I do anything else for you? B: I want to check these books out. A: Is that all? B: That's all. A: May I see your library card, please? B: It's right here. A: Will that be all for today? B: Yes. That's it. A: These are due back in two weeks. B: All right. Have a good night.

9. Checking Out a Magazine

A: What can I do for you today? B: I need to return a book. A: Can I do anything else for you? B: I want to check this magazine out. A: We don't allow people to check out magazines. B: Why not? A: It's just a policy of ours. B: So what am I allowed to check out? A: You may check out books or videos. B: I need to check out this magazine. A: You will have to just read it in the library. B: That doesn't make any sense.

10. Checking Out a Video

A: What can I do for you today? B: I need to return a book. A: Can I do anything else for you? B: I would also like to check out this video. A: Is that all? B: Yes, just the video. A: May I see your library card? B: Here you go. A: You have to take care of this video. B: Oh, I will. A: You will be fined if you damage it. B: I understand. Thank you very much.

11. Paying for Damage Made to a Book

A: How may I help you? B: I need to return these books. A: What happened to this one? B: The cover came off. A: You're going to need to pay for the damage. B: How much are you talking? A: It's going to be five dollars. B: That's not bad at all. A: It really isn't. B: Here you go. A: Thank you very much. B: You're welcome. Have a nice day.

12. Returning Books Late

A: How may I help you? B: I need to return these books. A: Give them here. B: Here they are. A: It appears these books are two weeks late. B: I forgot they were due. A: You do realize you are going to have to pay late fees, right? B: How much is the late fee? A: The late fee is 25 cents a day. B: So I have to pay 25 cents for each day the books are late? A: It's 25 cents for each book. B: That's a lot of money.

13. Using a Computer

A: What can I do for you today? B: I would like to use a computer. A: Do you have your library card? B: I sure do. A: There is a wait for the computers. B: That's all right. A: You need to print your name on this list. B: Okay. Now what? A: Once a computer is available, I will let you know. B: How am I supposed to log on to the computer? A: All you do is type in the number on the back of your card. B: That's it? Thank you very much.

14. Using a Copier

A: How may I help you today? B: I need to make some copies. A: The copier is right over there. B: Does it cost to use it? A: We do charge to use the machine. B: How much does it cost? A: We charge ten cents a copy. B: How many copies am I allowed to make? A: There is no limit to how many copies you can make. B: Would you mind showing me how to use it? A: Please read the instructions on the copier. B: Oh, okay. Thanks.

1. Choosing a Good Restaurant

A: Devi, have you thought about where would you like to go to dinner on Friday for your birthday? B: I am not sure. I don't know that many restaurants around here. A: You know, we could look online at the local Internet sites. B: Good. Let's take a look! A: What kind of food would you like for your birthday? B: I enjoy Thai or Japanese the best. A: This one, Shogun, looks good. B: Oh yes, I've heard of that one. Everyone I've spoken with says that it is great! A: Would you like to go there then? B: I think that that would be a really good choice! Let's call and make a reservation.

2. Making a Reservation

A: Shogun Restaurant. B: Hi, I would like to make a dinner reservation. A: Of course, what evening will you be joining us on? B: We will need the reservation for Tuesday night. A: What time would you like the reservation for? B: We would prefer 7:00 or 7:30. A: How many people will you need the reservation for? B: There will be 4 of us. A: Fine, I can seat you at 7:00 on Tuesday, if you would kindly give me your name. B: Thank you. The last name is Foster. A: See you at 7:00 this Tuesday, Mr. Foster. B: Thank you so much. I appreciate your help.

3. Being Seated at the Restaurant

A: Good evening, sir, and welcome to Chez Attitude. B: We have a dinner reservation for four at 7:00 under the name of Foster. A: Yes, Mr. Foster, if you would please be seated over in the waiting area, our hostess will be with you in a moment. B: Thank you. Would it be OK if we have a cocktail while we are waiting? A: Of course, I will tell her. B: I would really prefer an outside table. Would that be possible? A: Sure, if you would like one of those tables, I could seat you right away. B: Sure, that would be great! Thank you! A: Here are your menus and the wine menu, and would you like to order your drinks now? B: Yes, I would like a vodka gimlet, please. A: Sure, no problem, sir. B: Thank you very much.

4. Ordering Food and Drinks

A: Can I start you off with anything to drink? B: Yes, may I have some water, please? A: Sure, would you like any appetizers today? B: May I get an order of barbeque wings? A: No problem, can I get you anything else? B: No, thank you, that'll be all for now. A: Let me know when you're ready to order your food. B: I'm ready. A: What can I get you? B: May I have the fettuccini Alfredo? A: Will that be all? B: Yes, that's it.

5. Ordering Appetizers

A: I am your waitress, Mary. B: Hello, Mary. We are all pretty hungry tonight! A: While you are looking over the menu, can I interest you in an appetizer? B: An appetizer sounds good. Do you have a special menu? A: They are listed on the first page of the menu. B: The coconut shrimp looks good. Have you ever had that? A: Yes, it is excellent! B: Good, I'll take that then. A: Would you like to split that and choose another appetizer for half price to share? B: Good. In that case, we'll also take an order of onion rings. Thank you!

6. Ordering Main Entree

A: Have you had enough time to look over the menu? B: Yes, we are almost ready to order. A: Let me remind you of the specials of the day, which are posted on the board. B: Oh, that all sounds so good! Can we get the sauce on the side? A: Yes, we would be happy to prepare the food to meet your special needs. B: I was wondering if you have any vegetarian choices. A: Yes, the roasted vegetable salad is good, and the portabella mushroom burger is also a good choice. B: I think that I would like to order the broccoli noodles, please. A: That is an excellent choice, and I could bring you your salads now or bring them with your dinner. B: Please bring our salads to us now. We are hungry!

7. Ordering Drinks

A: May I take your drink order while you are looking over your menu? B: Yes, do you have a wine list? A: The wine list is on the second page of your menu. B: Do you have mixed drinks in this restaurant? A: Yes, we have a full bar here. B: I am not sure what I want. Do you have any house specials? A: Actually, we are famous for our Cuervo Gold margaritas. B: That sounds good! Please bring me one of those. A: Would you like that drink blended or on the rocks? B: I would like it blended. A: Would you like it with salt or no salt? B: I would like my margarita with no salt, thank you.

8. Ordering Dessert

A: Did you enjoy your meal? B: Yes, we really enjoyed it. A: May I interest you in some dessert? B: Yes, that sounds great. A: We have chocolate mousse cake, and a spicy rum apple crisp for our specials. B: The apple crisp sounds great. A: Since there are four of you, would you like to split a second dessert? B: Good suggestion. Could you please bring us a chocolate mousse cake and four dessert forks, please? A: Would you like coffee or tea with your dessert? B: Let's have four coffees, please. A: OK. I will be right back with your desserts and drinks. B: Thank you! We have really enjoyed our meal here.

9. A Mistake by the Waitress

A: Here is your breakfast! B: Thanks so much. Miss, I believe I ordered my eggs scrambled, and these are fried. A: Sorry, your friend over there ordered fried eggs, and I gave you his by mistake. B: Oh yeah. Here, I will just trade with him. A: Here are your pancakes, sir. B: But I ordered waffles! A: I am so sorry! B: That's OK. I will eat my eggs and bacon, and you can take my pancakes back. A: Good, sir. I will take care of that right away. B: Thank you so much!

10. Making Positive Comments on Food

A: What a wonderful dinner! B: Thank you. I am glad that you are enjoying it. A: Where did you get your fantastic recipes? B: I grew up cooking. My mother shared her recipes with me. A: I especially like the wonderful chicken dish. B: That is a special coconut ginger chicken with rice dish. A: Is that shrimp in the soup? B: Yes, do you like it? I added a little extra lemon grass and some sea vegetables. A: I am happy that the wine I brought for you works well with this meal. B: Yes, thank you for bringing the wine. It really complements the meal.

11. Making Negative Comments on Food

A: George, how is your chicken? B: My chicken tastes all right, but it is pretty dry. How is your fish? A: My fish is pretty dry too. B: It's almost as if this food has been sitting a little too long. It doesn't seem fresh. A: Yes, it seems that way to me also. B: How are your vegetables? A: My vegetables are very soggy. B: Mine are the same way. It seems like they've been overcooked. A: I don't usually complain, but I think that we should mention this to the waiter. B: I agree. Maybe they can bring us some better food.

12. Good Tips for Good Service

A: Do you want some dessert? B: No thanks. We just need our check. Have you seen the waitress? A: Here comes our waitress with our check. B: The service here has been really great, don't you think? A: Yes, the service was quite good. B: So, let's look at the check. The total is $36.00. A: How much do you think we should leave for a tip? B: Usually people leave 15 percent, but this was exceptional service. I am thinking that maybe 20 percent would be appropriate. A: I agree that 20 percent would be just about right. B: OK, so that will bring her tip to $7.20. Add it to the $36.00 and the total is $43.20. A: Yes, what a nice dinner that was! B: We'll have to make sure to come back here again real soon.

13. Little Tips for Bad Service

A: Do you want some dessert? B: No thanks. We just need our check. Have you seen the waitress? A: Where is our waitress anyway? B: Yes, the service hasn't been the best. Is that our waitress over there? A: I'll walk over and get the bill, since I don't think the waitress is coming over here any time soon. B: Good idea. Just bring it back and we'll figure it out together. A: So the bill is $36.00. B: How much do you think we should leave for a tip? A: My first inclination is to leave nothing for a tip. B: I agree, but we don't really know the whole story. There may have been problems in the kitchen beyond her control. A: Let's leave 10%, so that we at least leave something for the service. B: I agree. We will leave $3.60 for the tip.

14. Talking Positively About the Restaurant

A: So, how did you like the restaurant? B: I thought that it was very good. A: I felt the food was excellent. B: What did you like the best? A: I liked the fish the best. B: I liked the fish also, but I really enjoyed the dessert the most. A: Yes, the macadamia cakes were wonderful. B: Wasn't the service top-notch? A: Yes, the waiter was very attentive. B: I hope to be able to come back to this restaurant soon.

15. Talking Negatively about the Restaurant

A: So how did you like the restaurant? B: Actually, it could have been better. A: What didn't you like about it? B: It is a new restaurant. I don't think they have their act together yet. A: What did you think about the food? B: I felt that the food was pretty mediocre. A: The service wasn't that great, either. B: I agree. The service was not good. A: Do you think that you want to try this restaurant another time? B: No, I think that I've had enough of this restaurant.

16. Ordering Fast Food

A: Welcome, what would you like to order? B: I would like to get a double cheeseburger. A: Would you like everything on it? B: I would like everything on it, thank you. A: Do you want any fries? B: Let me get some large curly fries. A: Can I get you anything to drink? B: Sure, how about a medium Pepsi? A: Is that everything? B: That'll be all. Thanks. A: You're welcome, and your total is $5.48. B: Thank you. Here you go.

1. Talking to Someone about a Sweater

A: Where can I buy an inexpensive cashmere sweater? B: Maybe you should look around for an outlet. A: That is a wonderful idea. B: Outlets have more reasonable prices. A: Thank you for your help. B: No problem. Good luck.

2. Shopping for a Sweater

A: Pardon me. Could you help me? B: Of course. How can I help you? A: I am looking for a sweater. B: What size do you wear? A: Medium, I think. B: Here. How do you like this one? A: It's pretty. Can I try it on? B: You can try it on in the fitting room over there.

3. After Trying on the Sweater

A: What do you think? B: It looks great. A: I would like to purchase it. B: Will this be cash or charge? A: Here, take my credit card. B: Just sign here, please. A: Sure. Here you go. B: Here's your receipt. Have a nice day.

4. Returning a Radio (1)

A: I'd like to return this radio. B: All right. Do you have the receipt? A: Here it is. B: May I ask why you're returning the radio? A: It does not work very well. B: Would you like to exchange it? A: No. I'd just like a refund. B: Certainly. This will take only a few seconds.

5. Returning a Radio (2)

A: I'd like to return this radio. B: Okay. Do you have your receipt? A: I lost it. B: I am sorry, but you need a receipt for a refund. A: But I purchased it yesterday. B: Perhaps you would like to talk to customer service. A: That's a start, I guess. B: They're right upstairs. A: That sounds good. I'll take the escalator. B: Good luck. I hope someone can help you.

6. Exchanging a DVD Player

A: May I exchange this DVD player? B: Certainly. Do you have your receipt? A: Here you are. B: Now, why do you want to exchange it? A: It won't play a DVD. B: I'm sorry. I'll get you a new player. A: At first, I thought it was me. B: Okay, here's a new one for you.

7. Exchanging a DVD

A: Excuse me. Can you help me? B: Certainly. What can I do for you? A: May I exchanged an opened DVD? B: Certainly, as long as you have your receipt. A: Here you are. B: I'm sorry, but you're only allowed to return items within 30 days. A: Is there any way I can exchange it? B: I'm afraid not. A: I am not coming here anymore. B: I'm sorry, but please don't blame me.

8. Looking for a Perfect Gift (1)

A: Can you help me pick out a gift for my daughter? B: She might like a laptop computer. A: That sounds like a good idea. B: Might I suggest a Mac? A: How much? B: Well, a 15-inch Pro is $2,100. A: That sounds great. I'll take it. B: Great. How would you like to pay for it? A: Here's my VISA. B: Let me ring you up. Okay, sign here, please. A: Everything I need is in this box? B: It'll take her only a few minutes to get online. A: Thank you for your help. B: So long. Thank you for shopping here.

9. Looking for a Perfect Gift (2)

A: Can you help me pick out a gift for my niece? B: Most normal little girls go wild over Barbie dolls. A: That sounds good. Let me see one. B: Here's the latest model�Digital Barbie. A: She's nice. How much is she? B: Why, she's only $29.95. A: That's reasonable. I'll take it. B: Excellent. Would you like anything else? A: No, thank you. B: The total will be $32.42. Will that be cash? A: Cash will be fine. B: Here's your change. Thank you for shopping with us.

10. Applying for a Credit Card (1)

A: Can you tell me where the pots and pans are? B: Pots and pans are right over there. A: Oh, thank you. B: Could I interest you in our store credit card? A: No, thanks. I already have credit cards. B: But our credit card saves you 10 percent. A: That's a nice discount. B: Here. Let me give you an application form. A: Thank you, but I'm just browsing today. B: Okay. Enjoy your browsing.

11. Applying for a Credit Card (2)

A: I'd like to get your store credit card. B: Here's the application form. A: I'm finished. Here's the form. B: Thank you. Now if you'll just give me a credit card. A: Here's my VISA. B: Thank you.

12. The Sale Is Over

A: Excuse me, but is this dress on sale? B: The dress was on sale yesterday. A: Are you sure? I'd be happy to pay the sale price today. B: I'm so sorry, but rules are rules. A: I'll just check out a few other stores. B: I'm sorry I couldn't help you.

13. Misleading Advertisement

A: I'm glad these batteries are on sale. B: I'm sorry. These batteries are not on sale. A: But that's what the ad says. B: I'm sorry. If you look at the ad again, you'll see that the other brand is on sale. A: You're right. I misread the ad. B: Yes, many people make that mistake. A: You can't blame them. It's a confusing ad. B: You're right. Many ads are like that. A: As long as I'm here. B: Just one second, and I'll get you the batteries that are on sale.

14. Exchanging a Dress

A: I would like to exchange this dress. B: You can exchange this dress with anything of the same value. A: Is there anything on sale today? B: I'm sorry. There are no sales today. A: Are dresses going to be on sale? B: Everything's going to be on sale next weekend. A: That's great. I'll wait. See you next weekend. B: Okay. I'll see you then.

15. Buying Flowers

A: I need some flowers for my wife. It's her birthday. B: Very well. We have some fresh red roses. A: How much are the roses? B: $20 per dozen. A: That sounds like a good deal. B: Yes, they're on sale today. A: I'll take a dozen. B: Splendid. Will there be anything else? A: No, the roses will be fine. B: I'm sure your wife will love them.

16. Going to an Antique Shop

A: I want to find an old music box. B: We have a great selection. What decade are you looking for? A: Do you have anything made in the 1920s? B: We have six. A: Do any of them have dancing figures? B: Actually, two of them have dancing figures. A: That's fantastic. I think I like this one. B: A good choice. I prefer that one myself. A: Is there any warranty with this? B: Oh, no, I'm afraid not. These things are just too old to guarantee anything. A: I understand. B: Even if they break down, they're still works of art.

17. Buying a Pan

A: I am looking for a pan. B: No problem. What size would you like? A: A big one would be nice. B: How about this one? It's our biggest�16" in diameter. A: I like that one, but it's too heavy. B: Okay, try this one. It's made of aluminum. A: This is much better. But it has an aluminum handle. B: Here you go. Same pan, but with a state-of-the-art, heat-resistant plastic handle. A: That's perfect. I'll take it. B: Great. Will that be cash or charge? A: Wait a minute. What about a lid for the pan? B: I'm sorry. I forgot to show you the lid. It comes with the pan.

18. Grocery Shopping (1)

A: Can you tell me where the produce is? B: It's in aisle A. A: Do you know what produce is on sale? B: I don't know. Check the flyer or check with the produce person.

19. Grocery Shopping (2)

A: I'm looking for some fresh produce that's on sale. B: Well, we just got in some mangoes. A: Mangoes. What are they? B: Well, it's a fruit with a big nut in it. A: Can you eat the nut? B: No, you peel off the skin and throw out the nut. A: How much are they? B: Well, the sale price is $1 each. A: What does a mango taste like? B: They're like a citrus fruit. A: How do I know if it's ripe? B: You can buy them hard. Wait a few days for them to develop a soft feel. A: Where do they come from? B: Most of them in this store are from Mexico.

20. Buying Business Cards

A: I would like to buy some business cards. B: Excellent. How many would you like? A: Two thousand would be fine. B: You need to fill out this form, please. A: All I want is the same thing on this card. B: That will be no problem, sir. A: I'm finished. Here's your form and my old card. B: Very good, sir. Your order will be ready in one week. A: Do you think you could finish it in three days? B: No problem, sir. But it will cost you extra.

21. Flea Markets

A: Do you know where I can find old music boxes? B: You could try shopping at a flea market. A: What's that? I never heard of such a thing. B: A flea market is an outdoor place where people sell all kinds of used stuff. A: Where can I find one? B: Well, you can check the local paper or search �flea market' online.

1. Asking about a Furniture Set

A: I need to find a new furniture set for my living room. B: Where are you going to find one? A: I have no idea. B: Do you want to know where I bought mine? A: Where did you get it from? B: I got it from IKEA. A: How much did it cost you? B: It cost me a couple thousand for the whole set. A: Is the furniture sturdy? B: The furniture is built extremely well. A: I don't mind paying a lot as long as the quality is good. B: Well, trust me. The quality is fantastic.

2. Buying a Refrigerator

A: Can I help you find something? B: I would like to buy a new fridge. A: Is there one in particular that you like? B: I was looking at this Kenmore refrigerator. A: Ah yes, that is a great refrigerator. B: What's so great about it? A: It's both affordable and it comes with all the appliances. B: What appliances? A: It comes with an ice maker, water dispenser, and there is a lot of room inside. B: May I see the inside for myself? A: Be my guest. B: Wow! You're right! This refrigerator is great. I'll take it.

3. Calling to Reschedule a Time

A: What are you calling about today? B: I scheduled a delivery for tomorrow. A: Is there a problem? B: I would like to reschedule. A: That shouldn't be a problem. B: Can I have it delivered the day after tomorrow? A: So, you want it delivered the day after tomorrow? B: Yes, will that be possible? A: What time would you like us to deliver it? B: Is 2:30 okay? A: Your delivery has been confirmed. B: Thank you, and I'm sorry for the change of plans.

4. Shopping Budget

A: What are you working on? B: I'm figuring out my budget. A: What budget? B: I'm making a shopping budget, so that I don't spend too much money. A: How much money can you spend? B: I can only spend $300 a month. A: Why only $300? B: I need to save the rest. A: For what? B: I need to pay my bills. A: Your budget is a good idea. B: I know. It's going to save me a lot of money, I hope.

5. Getting Things Fixed

A: What can I help you with today? B: My washing machine isn't working. A: What's the problem? B: The water will not drain. A: Is there anything else wrong with it? B: No, that's it. A: I can come down and fix that for you if you'd like. B: When will you be able to fix it? A: How does this afternoon at 2:30 sound to you? B: That would be perfect. A: Alright, so I'll see you then? B: See you then.

6. Making a Shopping List

A: I'm planning on going to the market soon. B: What are you buying? A: I don't know what we need. B: I can check for you, if you'd like. A: I'll make a list. B: First, we need eggs, milk, and bread. A: Do we need any meat? B: How about some chicken, ground beef, and some steak. A: What else do we need? B: Get some snack foods. A: Is there anything else that we need? B: No, but if you can think of anything else, just get it.

7. Negotiating a Price

A: I am really interested in buying this television. B: That's great! A: How much are you selling it for? B: This t.v is $2500. A: You can't be serious. B: That's how much this t.v costs. A: That's too expensive for me. B: This television is of very high quality. A: You can't go down on the price. B: By how much? A: I'll buy it for $2000. B: I'm sorry, but the price is final.

8. Not Delivered on Time

A: I have a problem. B: What's the problem? A: My mattress was supposed to be delivered today. B: Is there a problem? A: The delivery people showed up four hours late. B: I apologize for their tardiness. A: I was late for work because of them. B: Again, I do apologize for the inconvenience. A: I want my money back for the delivery. B: Seeing as they were late, that won't be a problem. A: It shouldn't be a problem. B: I'm going to refund your money right now.

9. Returning a Defective Item

A: How may I help you? B: I would like to return an item. A: What are you returning? B: I want to return this cellphone. A: Is there a problem? B: It's broken. A: What exactly is wrong with it? B: The phone turns off by itself. A: That's fine, but do you have your receipt with you? B: Yes, here it is. A: I'll refund your money right now. B: Thank you so much.

10. Scheduling a Delivery

A: Thank you for purchasing your new mattress with us. B: No, thank you. A: Would you like us to deliver the mattress for you? B: That would be great. A: When do you want it delivered? B: I need it delivered tomorrow. Will that be possible? A: What time exactly? B: I need it delivered at 12:00. A: We can have it to you at that time. B: That's not a problem? A: We will deliver your mattress tomorrow at 12 o'clock. B: That's great! Thank you very much.

11. Shopping for New Clothes

A: What are you doing here? B: I'm just shopping. A: What are you shopping for? B: Some new clothes. How about you? A: Same here. B: Have you found anything nice yet? A: I found a few pairs of pants. B: Where'd you get those? A: I found them at JCPennies. B: Those are really cute. A: Do you want me to show you where I found them? B: I would like that. Thank you.

12. Trying on a New Outfit

A: I want to go try on these clothes. B: What did you find? A: I found some jeans, and a new blouse. B: Go and try it on. A: What do you think? B: I love that shirt on you. A: What about the jeans? B: They don't really fit you right. A: I don't think so either. B: That blouse is absolutely wonderful on you. A: I'll just buy the shirt. B: That would be a good idea.

13. Warranty Expired

A: I need to have my computer fixed. B: What's the problem? A: I think it has a virus. B: Did you buy your computer from us? A: Yes, I bought it from your store. B: Did you get the warranty on your computer? A: Yes, I got the warranty. B: My computer is showing that the warranty you bought is expired. A: You can't be serious! B: You're going to have to pay to have your computer fixed. A: How much is it going to cost? B: It's going to be about $120.

14. Where to Buy What

A: I really need to go shopping. B: What do you need to buy? A: I need to look for a new bedroom set. B: Where are you going to go look for one? A: I have absolutely no idea. B: You don't know where you want to look for one? A: I'm not sure where they sell nice bedroom sets. B: Do you want to know where I got mine from? A: Yes, because I love yours. B: I purchased mine from IKEA. A: Is IKEA affordable? B: Not at all, but you get what you pay for.

1. Greetings

A: Hi, how are you doing? B: I'm fine. How about yourself? A: I'm pretty good. Thanks for asking. B: No problem. So how have you been? A: I've been great. What about you? B: I've been good. I'm in school right now. A: What school do you go to? B: I go to PCC. A: Do you like it there? B: It's okay. It's a really big campus. A: Good luck with school. B: Thank you very much.

2. Weather (1)

A: It's an ugly day today. B: I know. I think it may rain. A: It's the middle of summer, it shouldn't rain today. B: That would be weird. A: Yeah, especially since it's ninety degrees outside. B: I know, it would be horrible if it rained and it was hot outside. A: Yes, it would be. B: I really wish it wasn't so hot every day. A: Me too. I can't wait until winter. B: I like winter too, but sometimes it gets too cold. A: I'd rather be cold than hot. B: Me too.

3. Weather (2)

A: It's such a nice day. B: Yes, it is. A: It looks like it may rain soon. B: Yes, and I hope that it does. A: Why is that? B: I really love how rain clears the air. A: Me too. It always smells so fresh after it rains. B: Yes, but I love the night air after it rains. A: Really? Why is it? B: Because you can see the stars perfectly. A: I really hope it rains today. B: Yeah, me too.

4. Weather (3)

A: I really want to go to the beach this weekend. B: That sounds like fun. What's the weather going to be like? A: I heard that it's going to be warm this weekend. B: Is it going to be perfect beach weather? A: I believe so. B: Good. I hope it doesn't cool off this weekend. A: I know. I really want to go to the beach. B: But you know that California weather is really unpredictable. A: You're right. One minute it's hot, and then the next minute it's cold. B: I really wish the weather would just stay the same. A: I do too. That way we can have our activities planned ahead of time. B: Yeah, that would make things a lot easier.

5. Calling a Friend

A: Hello, may I speak to Alice please? B: This is she. How's it going? A: I've been trying to call you all day. B: Sorry about that. I was cleaning up. A: It's okay. B: So what were you calling me about? A: Oh, I just wanted to see if you wanted to hang out tomorrow. B: Sure, what did you want to do? A: Maybe we can go see a movie or something. B: That sounds like fun. Let's do it. A: I'll see you tomorrow then. B: See you then. Goodbye.

6. Describing People

A: Have you seen the new girl in school? B: No, I haven't. A: She's really pretty. B: Describe her to me. A: She's not too tall. B: Well, how tall is she? A: She's about five feet even. B: What does she look like, though? A: She has pretty light brown eyes. B: I may know which girl you're talking about. A: So you have seen her around? B: Yes, I have.

7. Expressing Concern for Someone

A: Why weren't you at school yesterday? B: I wasn't really feeling well. A: What was wrong with you? B: My stomach was upset. A: Do you feel better now? B: I don't really feel too well yet. A: Do you want anything to make you feel better? B: No, thanks. I already took some medicine. A: I hope you feel better. B: Thank you.

8. Expressing Joy at Someone's Success

A: Did you hear the good news? B: No, I haven't. A: I got a promotion at my job. B: Did you really? A: Seriously, I am so excited. B: Well, congratulations. A: Thank you. B: I'm so happy for you. A: Really? B: Yes. You really deserved this. A: You think so? B: Yes. Good for you.

9. Complimenting Someone's Clothes

A: You look really nice today. B: Thank you. I just got this outfit the other day. A: Really, where did you get it? B: I got it from Macy's. A: It's really nice. B: Thanks again. You look nice today, too. A: Thank you. I just got these shoes today. B: Really? What kind of shoes are they? A: These are called All Star Chuck Taylors. B: I really like those. How much did they cost? A: They were about forty dollars. B: I think I'm going to go buy myself a pair.

10. Leisure Activities

A: Tell me, what do you enjoy doing in your spare time? B: I enjoy drawing and painting. A: You know how to draw and paint? B: Yes, I do. A: When did you learn how to do that? B: I learned back in high school. A: Oh, so you took an art class? B: Yeah, I loved that class. A: I see that you're pretty talented. B: Thank you very much. A: I wish I had a talent like that. B: I'm sure you have a talent. It's just hidden.

11. Favorite Movie

A: What's your favorite movie? B: My favorite movie is Superbad. A: Oh, why is that? B: It's the funniest movie that I've ever seen. A: That's true. It is a very funny movie. B: You've seen it before? A: Yes, I saw that movie the first day it came out in theaters. B: Didn't you laugh through the whole movie? I did. A: Me too. That movie brought tears to my eyes. B: Mine too. A: I have it on DVD at my house if you want to come over and watch it. B: Sure, let's go.

12. Favorite Music

A: What type of music do you like to listen to? B: I like listening to different kinds of music. A: Like what, for instance? B: I enjoy Rock and R&B. A: Why is that? B: I like the different instruments that they use. A: That's a good reason to like something. B: Yeah, I think so too.

13. Sports

A: Did you go to the basketball game on Friday? B: No, I couldn't make it. A: You missed a really good game. B: Oh, really? Who won? A: Our school did. They played really well. B: Too bad I was busy. I really wanted to go. A: Yeah, you should have. It was really exciting. B: So what was the score? A: The score was 101-98. B: Man, that was a really close game. A: That's what made it so great. B: I'll make sure and make it to the next one.

14. Invitation to a Movie

A: What are you doing this weekend? B: I'm going to the movies with a friend. How about you? A: I'm not sure yet. B: Well, did you want to go see a movie with me? A: What movie are you going to see? B: I'm not sure yet. Is there something you want to see? A: There's nothing I can think of. B: So, did you want to go? A: No, thanks, maybe another time. B: Okay, sounds good.

15. A Sick Classmate

A: Did you go to school today? B: Yeah, I went to school today. Were you there? A: No, I didn't go, I've been sick. B: That sucks. Did you want the assignments from English class? A: That would be nice, thank you. B: No problem, you're welcome. A: I will be glad to do the same for you when you're sick. B: Well, thank you. I hope to see you at school tomorrow.

16. Sharing News and Information

A: Did you hear the news? B: What happened? A: Our cousin went into labor and had her baby last week. B: She did? Why didn't anyone tell me? A: I would've thought that somebody would have told you. B: No, I had no idea. A: Well, she did, her baby was 8 pounds 6 ounces. B: Oh my God, that's great! A: Are you going to go and visit her and the baby? B: I think that I might. A: Good! I just thought I'd let you know. B: Thanks for telling me.

17. Changing the Subject

A: Did you go to school today? B: Of course. Did you? A: I didn't want to, so I didn't. B: That's sad, but have you gone to the movies recently? A: That's a switch. B: I'm serious, have you? A: No, I haven't. Why? B: I really want to go to the movies this weekend. A: So go then. B: I really don't want to go by myself. A: Well anyway, do you plan on going to school tomorrow? B: No, I think I'm going to go to the movies.

18. Receiving Visitors

A: Thanks for coming to see me today. B: It's no problem. I was really missing you anyway. A: I missed you too. B: Why haven't you tried to come see me then? A: I've been really busy. B: Doing what? A: Working. B: I would've come to see you sooner, but I've been busy too. A: What have you been doing? B: I've been working too. A: Well regardless, I'm very happy that you came to see me. B: I am too.

19. Waiting for an Invitation

A: Hey, did you hear about Jessica's party this weekend? B: Yeah, but I'm still waiting for my invitation. A: Oh really? She gave me mine earlier today. B: Well, she'll probably just give me my invitation later on today. A: Yeah, so are you planning on going? B: I think so. It sounds like it's going to be a lot of fun. A: It really does, I can't wait. B: What time does the party start? A: It starts at 8 o'clock. B: Oh, well, how many people has she given invites to so far? A: I'm not sure, but I don't think she's given out that many. B: Well, hopefully she'll give me my invite later on today.

20. Accepting an Invitation to a Party

A: Hey, what's up? B: Nothing really. A: I'm throwing a party on Friday. B: I didn't realize that. A: You didn't? B: Nobody has told me anything about your party. A: Did you want to go? B: When does it start? A: At 8:00 p.m. B: I'll be there. A: I'd better see you there. B: Of course.

21. Declining an Invitation to a Party (1)

A: What's going on? B: Nothing really, you? A: I'm throwing a party next Saturday. B: Is that right? A: Yeah, are you going to come? B: I'm sorry, I can't. A: Why not? B: I don't really want to. A: Well, why don't you? B: I hate going to parties. A: Well, that's okay. B: Yeah, sorry.

22. Declining an Invitation to a Party (2)

A: What's up? B: Nothing much, what's going on? A: I'm having a party this Friday. B: Oh, really? That's nice. A: I wanted to see if you wanted to come. B: This Friday? Sorry, I already have plans. A: Doing what? B: I'm going to dinner with my family. A: I really wanted you to come, but I understand. B: Yeah, maybe next time. A: I'll hold you to that. B: Sounds like a plan.

23. Ending a Conversation

A: It was nice talking to you. B: Why are you trying to rush me off the phone? A: I really have to go. B: Why? I still wanted to talk to you. A: I have things to do. B: Like what? A: Don't be nosey. B: I'm not. I just want to know. A: Well, it's really none of your business. B: That's harsh. A: I'm sorry, but I have to go. B: Fine.

24. Leave-Taking

A: Well, it was nice talking to you. B: It was nice talking to you too. A: We should really hang out again. B: That would be fun. A: Where do you want to go? B: I think we should go out to eat. A: That sounds good. B: All right, so I'll see you then. A: I'll call you later. B: Okay, I'll talk to you later then. A: See you later. B: Bye.

1. Asking about Where to Get Off

A: This bus goes all the way to Santa Anita mall, right? B: Yes, it'll take us there. A: Are you positive? B: I always catch this bus. A: How long is this bus ride? B: It only takes half an hour. A: Where do we get off at? B: We can get off the bus right behind Macy's. A: There's a stop right next to the mall? B: Yeah, it's right in the parking lot. A: That's cool. B: Yes, I know.

2. Asking for a Transfer

A: I need to get on another bus, but I have no more money. B: Where'd the rest of your money for the bus go? A: I spent it on a bag of chips. B: Well, that was an intelligent thing to do. A: You don't have any spare change? B: No, I don't. A: How am I going to get home? B: You should just ask the bus driver for a transfer. A: How much does that cost? B: It's free; just go ask for one. A: Thanks for letting me know. B: No problem, just go ask.

3. Complaining about a Late Bus

A: Where is the bus? B: I think it's running late. A: It should've been here 30 minutes ago. B: It should be coming soon. A: It better, because I'm already late for work. B: I can't stand riding the bus. A: Me too, it's so unreliable. B: That is true. A: It's also horrible having to be at a bus stop in any kind of weather. B: Exactly.That's the worst part. A: I think it's time we started driving. B: Yes, I agree.

4. Getting Off Too Early

A: Is this our bus stop? B: I think this is it. Get off. A: Dude, where are we at? B: I have no idea. A: I thought this was the right stop. B: It doesn't look right to me. A: Did you make us get off early? B: I think we did. A: I should not have listened to you. B: I really thought this was our stop. A: Now we have to walk. B: Maybe we should just wait for the next bus.

5. How to Buy a Pass

A: I need to buy a bus pass. B: What kind of bus pass would you like to buy? A: What are the different kinds? B: You can get a day, weekly, monthly, or student pass. A: Could I get a student pass, please? B: Sure, can I see your student ID? A: Sure, here it is. B: Very good. A: How much for the pass? B: It's free, but the monthly sticker is $24. A: I'll take it. B: Thank you for your purchase.

6. Missing the Bus Stop

A: Where do we get off at? B: I think we have a little ways to go. A: This bus ride is taking forever. B: I know. A: Did we miss our stop? B: I'm not sure. A: Didn't you say you knew where to get off the bus? B: I don't know. We may have missed our stop. A: Are you serious? B: Yeah, we did miss it. A: I can't catch the bus with you anymore. B: Sorry.

7. On a Wrong Bus

A: So, where is this bus supposed to take us? B: It should take us back up to Altadena. A: Don't you know for sure? B: I'm not really sure if it does or not. A: Are you sure we got on the right bus? B: I've never taken this bus, but I think it's the right one. A: This place doesn't look like Altadena. B: That's true, and we have been on this bus for a while. A: Read one of the street signs or something. B: Yikes! Temple City. A: That's the last time I'm trusting you with the transportation. B: My bad, but at least we know the right bus to take us back.

8. Student Discount

A: How much does it cost for a bus pass? B: It'll be $65 for a monthly pass. A: Is there anything cheaper than that? B: If you're in school, you can get a student pass. A: How much will that cost? B: The pass is free. A: I don't have to pay for anything? B: You'll only have to pay for the monthly sticker. A: How much is the monthly sticker? B: It's $24 for each month. A: I'll take the student bus pass. B: Okay, I'll get you one.

9. Talking to Someone on a Bus

A: How's it going? B: Good. How about you? A: Not bad, thanks for asking. B: Have you been on the bus for a while? A: Only about fifteen minutes. B: Do you ride this bus often? A: Not really, I usually drive. B: You have a car? A: Yes, I do. B: So why aren't you driving it? A: Once our President lowers gas prices, I'll be driving again. B: That's smart thinking.

10. The Bus System in LA

A: Can you tell me what bus to catch from Altadena to downtown LA? B: You can catch the 486. A: That bus goes all the way to LA? B: I believe so. A: Is the bus ride long? B: It only takes 45 minutes to an hour. A: That's all? B: It's a pretty short trip. A: Is there always a lot of people on that bus? B: It only gets crowded once it gets to LA. A: Oh okay, thank you. B: No problem.

11. Where to Buy a Pass

A: Have you bought your bus pass yet? B: I didn't get it yet. A: Why not? B: I have no idea where to get it from. A: You should've just asked me. B: Well then, where do I get it? A: You can get it from the student business office. B: I didn't know that. A: I know you didn't. B: I appreciate you telling me. A: No problem. B: I'll make sure to get it tomorrow.

12. Where to Take the Bus

A: What bus can I catch to get to the Gold Line? B: Tell me where you live. A: I live in Altadena. B: You can catch the 264. A: It goes to the Gold Line? B: Yes, it does. A: What street do I go to to catch it? B: You can catch it on Altadena Drive. A: I had no idea that bus went to the station. B: Yes, it does. A: I'm glad you told me. B: You're welcome.

13. Where to Change the Bus

A: Do you know which bus will take me from PHS to Vons? B: Which Vons do you want to go to? A: It's on Fair Oaks and Orange Grove. B: You actually need to catch two buses. A: Which ones do I need to take? B: The first bus you need to get on is the 268. A: What do I do next? B: Once you get to Fair Oaks and Washington, get off. A: Then what should I do? B: You need to get on the 261. It goes all the way to Vons. A: Is that it? B: That's it.

14. Which Bus to Take

A: I really need to find a bus that goes by PCC. B: Where do you need to catch this bus at? A: All the way up on Las Flores Drive and Fair Oaks. B: I can tell you what bus to catch, but you have to walk a little bit. A: Walking isn't a problem for me. B: The 267 stops at Altadena Drive and Fair Oaks. A: Which direction do I want? B: Get on the bus heading west. A: Do you know where I get off at? B: Del Mar and Hill. A: Thanks for letting me know. B: No problem.

15. Why to Buy a Pass

A: Did you ever get your bus pass? B: I don't think I'm going to get one. A: Why not? B: It's just a waste of cash. A: Actually, it'll save you money. B: Oh, really? A: Because you can use your bus pass as many times as you want. B: Really? A: Yes, and you never have to worry about scraping for change. B: That sounds like a good deal. A: So, are you going to buy one? B: I will.

1. Asking a Friend About Car Insurance

A: What kind of car insurance do you have? B: I went with the Automobile Club. A: Why did you choose that company? B: I looked at the price of the type of insurance that I wanted. A: What should I think about in choosing services? B: There are websites that will figure out what coverage is right for you. A: What did you end up buying? B: Well, my car is very old, so I didn't worry so much about what it would cost to repair it. I did buy a lot of coverage for fixing someone else's car. A: Have you ever had to use your insurance? B: I never had to use my insurance.

2. Buying Insurance

A: I am interested in buying auto insurance. B: Sure, I can help you. Did you bring all of your registration papers? A: Yes, I brought everything with me. B: Is your car with you? A: Yes, it is out in the parking lot. B: Wonderful. Let's go out and check to see what shape it is in. A: OK, can you help me figure out what I should insure my car for? B: I will look it up on the Blue Book list and we will factor in its condition. A: What else do I need to consider? B: Yes, you need to figure in liability for damage to the other car as well as injury issues as well.

3. Deciding to Buy the Car

A: I really like that car and I am thinking of buying it. B: Yes, I agree. Do you want to take it to a mechanic to have it checked out? A: I already took care of that yesterday. B: That's good. Have you discussed the price with the seller? A: Yes, I think we've agreed upon a fair price. B: Have you set up your financing to pay for this car? A: Yes, my parents are going to loan me the money. B: That's good. Would you like me to go talk to the seller with you and drive your car home? A: That would be a great help! B: Glad to be of help. I can't wait to see your new car!

4. Declining to Buy the Car

A: Thank you for letting me test drive the car. B: So do you think that you would like to purchase this car? A: You know, I am not interested in purchasing the car right now. B: What's the problem? We can at least sit down and maybe work out a deal. A: Actually, I have several other cars to look at before I make my decision. B: What didn't you like about the car? Maybe I can fix something for you. A: It is a combination of things, but I appreciate your time. B: I have some other cars you might want to look at. A: Again, I appreciate your time but I will not be purchasing this car. B: Give me a call if you change your mind. Have a good day.

5. Detecting a Problem with the Car

A: I was thinking about buying this used car, and was wondering if you would take a look at it for me to see if it has any problems. B: Sure, pull up over there and we'll take a look. A: I just wasn't sure what to look for. B: The first thing you do is look for any signs of wear both inside and out. We will also look at the body for signs of major repair. A: Someone told me that I could go online and see if the car is listed as having been in a major accident. B: Yes, that's right. Next, we will turn on the engine and I will check under the hood to look at the hoses and belts. A: Should we take the car for a drive? B: Yes, but before we pull away, let's check to make sure that the radio, turn signals, lights, and seats all work properly. A: As I am driving what should I be checking? B: You want to make sure that the brakes don't pull to one side and that the car has good alignment and acceleration. A: Thanks for your help. B: You are welcome. Enjoy driving your car!

6. How to Pay for the Used Car

A: I am buying a used car and don't know much about financing it. B: I can help you. Do you have a down payment? A: Yes, I have saved up three thousand dollars for a down payment. B: Good, because you will not be able to get a loan without putting some money down on the car. A: I don't know where exactly to get a loan. B: Other than friends or family, you can go to a bank, credit union, or use the dealer financing if you bought the car off a car lot. A: What is the best choice for financing? B: It depends. The worst financing deal is usually at the dealer, but they will oftentimes give you a loan when a bank turns you down. A: What do I need to have with me when I apply for the loan? B: You will need a recent pay stub and a copy of the pink slip for the car. Before the loan is complete, you will need to show proof of insurance. Good luck!

7. Making an Appointment with the DMV

A: I need to go to the DMV and don't know how to make an appointment with them. B: First of all you need to figure out if you really need to be there in person. Sometimes you can take care of your business at the Automobile Club or at the DMV website. A: If I do need to go in, how can I make an appointment? B: You can either make an appointment by going online or by calling the phone number listed on their website. A: What if I just show up there? B: If you have all day to wait and a good book to read, that might work for you. A: Is the DMV open on Saturdays? B: Due to state budget cuts, the DMV is no longer open on Saturdays. A: I think that you have just convinced me to join the Automobile Club! B: Yes, the Automobile Club takes all the pain out of DMV transactions!

8. Negotiating a Price with a Student

A: This car is exactly what I want! B: I am glad that you like it. I've had good experiences with this car. A: So, how much do you want for the car? B: Well, the price in the paper was five thousand dollars. A: Yes, I know, but I think that might be a little high for this car. B: I might be able to come down a little on the price. A: How about selling the car for four thousand? B: No, that's way less than I could accept. However, I could accept forty-five hundred. A: That sounds fair to me. B: It's a deal then. Thank you!

9. Negotiating a Price with a Dealer

A: How much does this car cost? B: Well, come on in and we'll sit down and discuss that right now. How much do you want to pay? A: I really was just wondering what the price is. B: Well, figuring in tax, license, dealer prep, and registration, I can let this car go for fifteen thousand dollars. A: I was thinking a little lower than that. B: Whoa! Let's keep talking here. I am sure we can work something out. What price are you thinking is fair? A: I was thinking more like thirteen thousand dollars. B: You know, you look like you are a sweet kid. I'll give it to you for fourteen thousand dollars. A: That would be a good price if the car was in great shape, but it is registered as having been in an accident. B: OK, thirteen thousand seven hundred and fifty, and that's my final offer.

10. Test Driving the Car

A: I really love the look of this car. B: Would you like to test drive this car? A: Yes, I would love to take it for a drive. B: I'll go get the keys, and you can get out your Driver's License and Proof of Insurance. A: Here's my Driver's License and Proof of Insurance. B: Well, just sign this card, and we'll be on our way. Don't forget to buckle your seatbelt! A: Can I take it on the freeway to check for acceleration? B: That would be fine; just don't exceed the speed limit! A: This car handles great, and I love it! B: I am glad that you like this car.

11. Title Transfer

A: Now I've decided to buy this car, how do I transfer the title to myself? B: Actually, your best bet is to contact the Automobile Club or to go to the DMV website. A: Basically, what will I need to do? B: Both buyer and seller need to transfer the ownership by filling out a Change of Ownership form and signing over the Certificate of Title, which will be either pink or rainbow. A: Will I have to pay any fees? B: All of the transfer fees are the responsibility of the buyer. A: How much will it cost to transfer the title? B: The DMV has a special formula that they use to calculate the fees. They will figure it out for you. A: Do I need a Smog Certificate? B: No, only if your car was manufactured before 1975. A: Where do I take my forms? B: You can take them to the DMV. You have ten days to complete the process.

12. Where to Buy a Used Car

A: Where is the best place to buy a used car? B: I have always purchased my used cars from an advertisement in the paper, but actually you have many options. A: Where else could I look for a car? B: You could look on the Internet. Craigslist is best, as most of the cars listed there are sold locally. A: What would be best if I wanted to actually go see a lot of used cars that are for sale? B: The best place is CarMax, which is a very large used car lot. A: Where is CarMax? B: There are many of them. You can look on the Internet or in the phone book for the one closest to you. A: How about the listings on the college bulletin board? B: Actually, that is not a bad way to go, especially near the end of a semester as students are moving away.

13. At the Window of the DMV

A: Could you tell me what window I should go to? B: Do you have an appointment? A: Yes, I have an appointment. B: The DMV windows are set up for different tasks. What are you here to do? A: I need to transfer ownership of a used car. B: I can see that you have all of your forms filled out. Drop the forms in that box, and I will call you when your name comes up. A: Thanks for helping me. B: You are welcome. May I see your current Driver's License? A: Here is my license, it is not a very good picture of me! B: That's a pretty good picture. Just pay the fee over at the last window and you're done!

1. Applying For a Driving Permit

A: I would like to apply for a permit. B: Can I see your ID? A: No, I left it in the car. B: I'm going to need to see your ID and $27 for your permit. A: One moment while I go and get my ID. B: Make it quick. A: Here's my ID and the $27. B: Thanks. Now fill this out. A: Do you have a pen that I can use? B: Use this one. A: Thanks a lot. B: You're welcome. Turn the application in at Window B.

2. Taking the Written Test

A: Have you taken the written test yet? B: No, I haven't. A: You should study before you take it. B: I have been studying. A: Why don't you take the test? B: Do you know if it costs any money to take it? A: Since you already paid for your permit, you don't have to pay again. B: All right. Do you know if the test covers the whole book? A: No, the test skips a lot of things in the book. B: Did you pass it the first time that you took it? A: No, I didn't, because it was pretty hard. B: Well, I hope that I do well.

3. Learning How to Drive (1)

A: You know how to drive, right? B: I'm pretty good. A: Do you think you can teach me? B: Did you get your learner's permit yet? A: I have it already. B: Do you have any experience driving a car? A: I've only done it once. B: Do you know all the controls in the car? A: Yes, I am aware of them. B: When do you want to start learning how to drive? A: Whenever you have time. B: We can do it tomorrow; just call me.

4. Learning How to Drive (2)

A: Do you want to practice your driving right now? B: No problem. We can do it right now. A: Are you buckled up? B: All right. Now what do I do? A: Start the car. B: Which way do you want me to go? A: Take a left. B: How far do you want me to go? A: I'll tell you when to stop. B: Just make sure to tell me beforehand. A: We're back now, so why don't you try parking? B: Well, that was fun. Let's do it again soon.

5. Failing the Road Test

A: So how did I do on my driving test? B: Do you want the truth? A: Of course, I do. B: Well, you really didn't do all that well. A: How bad did I do? B: To be completely honest, you failed your test. A: How? B: There were a number of reasons. A: What were they? B: Basically, you just can't drive. A: Can I have another try? B: You can take it in a couple weeks.

6. Passing the Road Test

A: How'd I do on my driving test? B: You did great on your test. A: Did I pass my test? B: You passed with flying colors. A: Did I mess up at all on my test? B: There was only one thing. A: What was it? B: You had some problems with parking. A: Parking is always the hardest thing for me. B: You should practice that. A: I will, but in the meantime, do I get my license? B: Yes. You got your license.

7. Getting the Driver's License

A: I need to get my driver's license. B: You need to take your driving test. Have you? A: No, I still need to take it. B: Please fill out this paperwork. A: All right, but will I be able to take my test today? B: Actually, you're going to have to make an appointment first. A: May I make one right now, please? B: Sure, you can. The soonest day available will be this Friday. A: Friday will be fine. B: What time can you come in? A: I would like to do it sometime in the morning. B: I'll schedule you for 11 o'clock, Friday morning.

8. Asking Where to Park on Campus

A: I need to find somewhere to park. B: Off campus or on campus? A: I need to find a space on campus. B: Why don't you park in the parking structure for students? A: Where is the parking structure at? B: It's on the west side of the campus. A: Do you know if the parking structure is full or not? B: It was empty last time I went up there. A: How long ago was that? B: I went up there early this morning. A: Do you think it'll be full now? B: It might be. You'll have to go see for yourself.

9. Getting a Parking Ticket

A: Have you ever gotten a parking ticket? B: I've never gotten one. Have you? A: I got a ticket yesterday. B: Really? What did you get one for? A: I parked in the red zone. B: Why did you do that? A: I needed to get something real quickly. B: Where did you park at? A: At my apartment building. B: Don't you have your own parking spot? A: I needed to be fast. B: That was very lazy of you.

10. Paying Off Parking Tickets

A: Have you ever gotten a parking ticket? B: I've gotten a few. A: How many is a few? B: I've gotten about six. A: Have you paid all your tickets off? B: Yes, I've paid all of them off. A: How much is the fine? B: It's like $130 each ticket. A: That's not cheap at all. B: I got a parking ticket the other day. A: Pay it off, and they'll clear your record. B: I'm going to do that as soon as possible.

11. Failing to Stop at a Stop Sign

A: Is there a problem, officer? B: Did you not notice that stop sign that you ran through? A: I'm sorry, I didn't even notice it. B: You didn't see it? A: I honestly couldn't see it because of the bushes growing over it. B: That's true. Those bushes are a problem. A: I swear that I didn't mean to run it. B: I can understand why you didn't stop for it. A: Are you going to give me a ticket today, sir? B: Under the circumstances, I think I'm just going to let you go with a warning. A: Thanks a lot. B: No problem. Next time, just pay closer attention.

12. Driving Through a Red Light

A: Is there a problem, officer? B: I stopped you for driving through a red light. A: Did I really? B: You didn't know? A: I had no idea that I ran it. B: Don't you know that yellow means slow down? A: Yes, sir. B: Why'd you speed up instead? A: I really have no excuse, sir. B: I'll have to write you a ticket. A: I understand, and I am very sorry. B: Here's your ticket.

13. Fighting a Ticket in Court (1)

A: You're here today to argue your ticket? B: I am. A: Plead your case. B: The police officer that pulled me over said I was speeding. A: Were you speeding when you got pulled over? B: I was not speeding. A: How fast were you going? B: In a 40 mph zone, I was only going about 35. A: Seeing as the officer that pulled you over isn't here, I'll let you go. B: Do I still need to pay the fine? A: No, you don't. B: I appreciate your understanding.

14. Fighting a Ticket in Court (2)

A: What are you here for today? B: I need to fight this ticket that I got. A: Is the arresting officer here? B: Yes, he is, Your Honor. A: Plead your case. B: I was told by the officer that I ran a red light. That information isn't true. A: Why would the officer lie? B: I'm not sure, but the signal had a camera on it. A: Did the camera take a picture of your license plate? B: No, my picture wasn't taken. A: There was no picture taken, so I'll let you go. B: Thank you very much, Your Honor.

15. Paying the Ticket Fine

A: I need to pay the fine on my ticket. B: Do you have the ticket with you? A: Yes, I have my ticket with me. B: Let me see your ID. A: I forgot to bring that with me. B: You need it to pay your fine. A: Why can't I just give you the money for the fine? B: Because, I need to see a photo ID in order to verify who you are. A: I think I understand. B: All right, come back and bring your ID. A: So once I pay this off, my record will be cleared? B: Once you pay it, your record will be cleared.

16. Calling a Traffic School to Make an Appointment

A: Pasadena Traffic School. How can I help you? B: I would like to sign up for some classes. A: What classes did you want to sign up for? B: I need to take a driver's course. A: You'll have to make an appointment. B: What do I need to make an appointment for? A: You need an appointment so you can sign the papers. B: All right, can I make an appointment right now? A: When are you available? B: Can I make it for tomorrow at 9:00 a.m.? A: I can schedule you for that day and time. B: Thanks a lot. I'll be there tomorrow.

17. Talking to the Traffic School Instructor

A: What can I do for you today? B: I have a question. A: What do you need to know? B: I need to take the driver's course. How many hours do I need? A: It depends on what you're trying to do with the completion of the course. B: I need to get my license. A: You're going to need to complete six hours. B: How many hours a day can I do? A: You can do two hours a day for three days. B: That's all I need to do to finish? A: Yes, that's all you need to do. B: Thanks. I'll get back to you.

18. A Traffic Incident

A: Hey man, you hit my car. B: I really didn't mean to. A: It doesn't matter, because you damaged my car. B: It looks okay to me. A: Look what you did to my rear bumper. B: What's wrong with it? A: My bumper is smashed in. B: I didn't do that. A: Your front bumper is just as damaged. B: If you'd just give me your number and insurance, then I'll handle it. A: Here. I'd better get a call from you. B: Don't worry.

19. A Car Accident

A: Was there an accident on the freeway today? B: You haven't heard about it? A: No, do you know what happened? B: This truck flipped over on the 210. A: Are you serious? B: I'm telling you the truth. A: Did anyone get hurt? B: Two people were injured. A: Are they going to be okay? B: I think so. A: That's a miracle that no one was killed. B: Yes, they were lucky.

20. Calling the Insurance Company

A: How may I help you? B: I need to ask you something about my insurance. A: What's your question? B: Did you make any changes to my insurance? A: What kind of changes are you referring to? B: My premium isn't the same. A: Is there a problem with your premium? B: Did you guys raise my premium? A: Yes, we did go up on the premiums. B: Why wasn't I told of this change? A: I apologize, and next time we will make sure to let you know. B: I'd appreciate that.

1. Visiting a Travel Agent

A: I need help planning my vacation. B: Sure, where would you like to go? A: I haven't decided where to go yet. B: Do you enjoy warm or cold climates? A: I am thinking that I might enjoy a tropical climate. B: I have some brochures here that you might like to look at. A: These look great! B: Do you know how much you want to spend on this vacation? A: I have about a thousand dollars to spend on this trip. B: Well, take these brochures, and get back to me when you want to make your reservations.

2. Making a Plane Reservation

1 A: Could you help me make a plane reservation? B: I would be happy to help you. Where do you plan on going? A: I am going to go to Hawaii. B: For that destination, you may leave from Los Angeles or Burbank Airport. Which would you prefer? A: I think that I would rather leave from Los Angeles Airport. B: Would you prefer a morning or afternoon departure? A: I need to leave in the morning. B: Fine. On your return flight, do you have a preference as to morning or afternoon? A: I would prefer to return in the afternoon. B: I have booked you on your flight at a great rate. Here are your tickets.

3. Booking a Flight Online

A: Have you ever booked a flight online? B: I have booked airline tickets online many times. It has worked out great for me! A: How do you book airline tickets online? B: The best way is to go to a website like Travelocity or Expedia. They can help you find the best price. A: What information do I need to provide to book a flight? B: You need to know where you are going and when you want to travel. A: How do I get the cheapest rate? B: Usually you get the best price by having some flexibility in your travel time and dates. A: Can I fly on different airlines? B: You can choose the airline you prefer to fly with or let the website find you the best deal.

4. Buying a Plane Ticket

A: I would like to book a flight. B: I can help you with that. Where are you traveling to? A: I am traveling to Singapore. B: What date will you be traveling? A: I want to fly on June 14th. B: Do you want to fly out of Los Angeles International or Burbank Airport? A: I would like to fly out of Los Angeles International Airport. B: Would you prefer a morning or an afternoon flight? A: I would rather fly in the morning. B: Well, I have you booked on a flight that will fit your schedule. The tickets will arrive by mail in a few days.

5. Making a Hotel Reservation

A: I would like to make a hotel reservation. B: What day will you be arriving? A: I will be arriving on May 14th. B: How long will you be staying? A: I need the room for 3 nights. B: How many people will be staying in the room? A: I will be staying in the room alone. B: Would you like a smoking or nonsmoking room? A: We need a nonsmoking room. B: We have booked a room for you. Please be sure to arrive before 4:00 on your check-in date.

6. Getting a Passport

A: I need to get a passport. B: The first thing you need to do is go to the post office and get an application. A: After I fill it out, where do I take it? B: You need to take your application to a specially designated post office. They will help you mail it to the proper place. A: How do I know where these agencies are? B: They are listed online. All you need to do is put in your ZIP code. A: Will I need to bring anything else? B: You also need to bring your original birth certificate and two pictures. Look at the website for details. A: What if I need a visa? B: You only need a visa for certain countries. Contact that particular consulate for details.

7. Luggage Limits

A: I don't know how much luggage I can take on the plane with me. B: You need to look up each individual airline online to get their restrictions. A: I just wonder what the general rules are. B: In the United States, if you fly economy on a domestic flight, you usually have to pay for checked baggage. A: What about international flights? B: On international flights, you usually have a two-bag limit with weight restrictions. A: What about carry-on bags? B: All airlines will allow you to bring one small carry-on that will fit under the seat. Sometimes you can also bring a purse or handbag. A: Do you have any words of wisdom for travelers in regard to luggage? B: Keep it light in regard to what you pack. Figure out what you absolutely need and leave the rest at home.

8. Carry-on Luggage

A: I haven't traveled much and need to know what I can carry in my luggage. B: There are different considerations. You have to consider airline rules and rules for customs. A: How do I find out about each country's Customs regulations? B: You can go to a website for the particular country you are interested in. A: Is there anything that I should keep in mind for all countries? B: Do not ever lie about what you are carrying in your luggage. If you get caught, there is a major fine just for lying. A: How about regulations for what you can carry on an airline? B: The Internet is a good source for special regulations for particular airports and airlines. A: I heard that I can't bring my own bottled water on the plane. B: You can buy water at the airport once you pass luggage inspection.

9. Dropping Off at the Airport

A: Can you drive me to the airport tomorrow afternoon? B: I would be happy to drive you to the airport. When do you need to leave? A: For an international flight, the airline wants us to check in two hours in advance, so I need to leave my house at 2:00. B: Do you have a lot of luggage to check in? A: I am only carrying one large bag and a carry-on. B: I'll bring our smaller car then. Do you know where you need to get dropped off? A: Yes, I am flying out on Singapore Air to Sydney, so I need to be at the International Terminal. B: Will I be able to come in with you to say goodbye? A: Actually, with airport regulations being so strict, you should probably just drop me off at the curb. B: That will work out fine. Just give me a call if anything changes.

10. Picking Up at the Airport

A: Would you be able to pick me up at the airport next Sunday? B: Sure, I would be happy to help you. What time are you arriving? A: I will be arriving at 3:00 in the afternoon. B: By the time you pick up your luggage, it will be around 3:30. What if I meet you outside at the curb? A: That would be a good time to meet, but what if I am running late? B: I can track your plane online. I can just put in the flight number and I can see if you are on time. A: Can you make sure that you have your cell phone with you so I can call you? B: Yes, that would be good idea. A: If something happens and you can't make it, just let me know and I'll book a Super Shuttle. B: Don't worry. I'll be able to pick you up.

11. Going through the Customs

A: Could you tell me how to get my bags? B: Just go straight ahead, down the escalator, and there will be signs directing you. A: Where do we clear Customs? B: You will pick your bags up first. A: Should we have our passports out? B: You should have your passport out and your Declarations form totally filled out before you get into line. A: My friend here is continuing on to Puerto Rico, and we were wondering if she has to go through Customs. B: Travelers who are continuing on to another country will check in over there and be directed where to go next. Their bags have been checked through. A: Are there any restrooms in this area? B: Yes, right over there after you pass through the line.

12. Talking to a Curbside Agent

A: Can you help me figure out where I should go first to check in at this airport? B: If you already have your ticket, we can take your bags here at the curbside check-in. A: How do I know what gate to go to? B: There are arrivals and departures listed on the screens inside. A: Is there someplace where I can find out what I can carry in my baggage? B: There are signs posted near the baggage check area to help you know what the rules are. A: Can my friend go inside with me? B: Your friend can go with you to the ticket counter but not past the security check. A: When I return, will this curbside area be a good place to get picked up? B: This area is only for departures. The bottom level is for arrivals.

13. Talking to a Flight Attendant

A: Can I ask you some questions about the in-flight instructions? B: I would be happy to help you clarify anything you need help with. A: Could you help me find out where my nearest exit is? B: There is a card in your seat pocket that shows you where your nearest exit is. Yours is two rows in front of you. A: Where is my oxygen mask that you were talking about? B: Your oxygen mask is above you, next to the reading light. It will drop down when you need it. A: I am concerned about landing in the water. B: The life jackets are under your seat. You can also use your seat cushion as a flotation device. A: What is the most important thing we can do to stay safe? B: The most important thing you can do is keep your seatbelt fastened when the captain asks you to.

14. Talking to a Seatmate

A: That rain is really coming down out there! B: Yes, it's kind of crazy weather outside. A: I get kind of nervous flying in this kind of weather. B: I don't think anyone feels all that comfortable flying in a storm. A: Do you think it will be this bad the whole trip? B: On the weather channel, this storm looked to be a big one. It will probably be with us for a while. A: I worry about too much ice on the wings. B: I have to believe that our pilot knows what he is doing and we'll be okay. A: When do you think the pilot will turn off the Fasten Your Seatbelt sign? B: He'll turn it off as soon as he knows that we are through the turbulence. A: Do you think that we are going to crash? B: Maybe. You just never know.

15. Ordering Food and Drink

A: I was wondering if I could order something to drink. B: Yes, we have alcoholic beverages as well as coffee, tea, or soda. A: How much do drinks cost? B: Our alcoholic beverages are five dollars each. All others are complimentary. A: When will our meals be served? B: We will serve a snack with the beverages. Dinner will be served a few hours into our flight. A: What are our dinner choices? B: You will have a choice of chicken, fish, or beef. I will be bringing a menu by shortly. A: I am a vegetarian and need a vegetarian meal. B: Vegetarian meals need to be requested at least two days before your flight. I might be able to find you extra servings of vegetables, however.

16. Missing Connecting Flight

A: My flight just arrived late, and I need to know what to do. B: That's okay. The airline computer is keeping track of what is happening with you. A: Do I have to call anyone? B: By speaking with us at the arrival gate, we can fix the problem for you and direct you. A: What if there are no more connecting flights for today on this airline? B: We will go online to see if there is something available with this airline. If we need to, we can check for a flight with another carrier. A: What if I can't find another flight out of here tonight? B: We can help you find transportation to a local hotel. A: Will the airline pay for my room if I have to spend the night at the airport? B: Since the flight delay was our fault and you are continuing on with our airline, we will cover the cost of a hotel room.

17. Ground Transportation

A: I just arrived and need help getting transportation to my hotel. B: There are shuttles, taxis, and buses that go all over the city. A: Which one is the best form of transportation? B: It depends on where you want to go. If you are going to a well-known hotel, they have their own shuttles that drop you right off at the door. A: Where can I catch a cab? B: All ground transportation leaves from the island as you walk out the arrivals gate. A: Where can I rent a car? B: The car rental agencies are against the wall as you exit. A: Are there any subways in this town? B: We have a subway system, but you need to take a shuttle to get to the station.

18. Arranging a Tour of the City

A: I was wondering if you could help me book a few tours. B: You have come to the right place. How many days will you be visiting here? A: I will be here for a week. B: Have you ever visited our city before? A: This is my first time visiting this city. B: What are you interested in? Do you enjoy museums and buildings, or would you rather hit some outdoor hotspots and venues? A: I really enjoy visiting museums and art galleries. B: We have tours for all interests. A: Do you have a city tour? B: Yes, in fact, I usually suggest that to visitors.

19. Complaining about a Tour

A: I am having some big problems on this tour. B: What seems to be the problem? We are here to help you. A: This tour company seems very disorganized. No one seems to have a clear picture as to where we are going and when we are going to get there. B: I will see what I can do about that. How about the accommodations on the tour? A: So far, we have been staying in really out-of-the-way accommodations. B: Is anything wrong with your room? A: The television in our room was broken, and they didn't send anyone to fix it. B: I will complain to the hotel manager about that. How about the hotel restaurant? A: The food in the restaurant was terrible, and a few people from our group got sick. B: I am so sorry that you had such a bad experience. We would like to offer you a free city tour and lunch to make it up to you.

20. Sightseeing

A: Where should we go sightseeing today? B: I think that some things might be best done in the morning and others in the afternoon. A: I think that I would like to go to the beach this morning. B: That would be a good place to start our sightseeing. We could have breakfast there. A: I hear that there is a very nice natural history museum there. B: Yes, it would be nice to check that out since we are so close by. A: Where should we go in the afternoon? B: I think that I would like to go to the amusement park. It's supposed to be quite good. A: At the end of the day, I would love to take in the sunset at the restaurant by the park. B: That sounds like a great idea! Let's go get a map.

21. Making Alternate Plans

A: I guess that we won't be going rollerblading today with all this rain! B: Yes, rollerblading in six inches of water would not be fun. What would you like to do instead? A: I think that maybe we could check out the local mall, grab some lunch, and maybe see a movie. B: Yes, that sounds like a relaxing way to check out the local culture and still stay dry. A: What else could we do in bad weather? B: You know, we could take a double-decker bus tour of famous haunted houses and buildings. A: That would be fun, and the rain would only add to the atmosphere. B: There is an old English pub next door. Maybe when we finish with the haunted house, we can duck in there for some brew. A: What a great idea! B: If we are lucky, maybe they'll have some great food at the pub for supper.

22. Shopping for Souvenirs

A: I want to look at the souvenirs over at the souvenir stand. B: What do you need to buy? A: I usually buy myself some jewelry or some clothing. B: I always buy a lot of things for my family. How about you? A: Yes, they practically swarm me when I get home! B: What are some of their favorite gifts? A: The teenagers like me to bring them tee shirts that you can't get anywhere else. B: This stuff is pretty expensive, isn't it? A: Souvenirs cost a lot for what they are, but we can shop around for better prices. B: Let's go across the street and see what they have over there.

23. Trying to Find a Doctor

A: I am really not feeling very well. B: Do you think you need to go to a doctor? A: I think that we should maybe check into how to find a doctor in this country. B: I don't know where to begin looking for a doctor here. A: I think that we should call the front desk to see if they can help us. B: I have an American Express card. I heard that their travel services are quite good. A: That sounds like a great idea! B: Do you have travel insurance? A: Yes, I bought travel health insurance. B: I am going to call down to the office right now and see what they can do for us.

24. Losing the Wallet and Passport

A: I can't find my purse! B: What was in your purse? A: It contained my wallet and passport. B: How much money was in your wallet? A: There was about $200 in my wallet, and I had some traveler's checks in there, too. B: We can call American Express to deal with the traveler's checks. How about credit cards? A: I had a MasterCard and a Visa Card. B: We can look at the back of my cards to get the emergency phone numbers. A: Where do I report that my passport is missing? B: We need to take a cab to the embassy to report that right away. They will help us.

25. Being Cautious in a Big City

A: Is there anything special I need to think about as I tour this city? B: You need to keep in mind that this is a very poor country. Things are a little more desperate here than you are used to. A: What do I need to look for? B: Be particularly vigilant anytime you are in a crowded place with other tourists. Pickpockets know that tourists aren't paying all that much attention. A: I have seen many children on the street begging, so what do I do about them? B: It is best not to give money to children or other beggars on the street, as they can swarm you. You can give money to a local charity. A: Should I be concerned about what I eat or drink? B: Do not drink any water that isn't bottled. Avoid street vendor food. A: How about being out on the street at night? B: I would take a cab to your destination at night. Don't walk down the street alone.

26. Local Customs

A: This is really a fascinating city! B: Yes, this city is thousands of years old and has quite a history! A: I really love this temple we are visiting. B: As you enter the temple, please remove your shoes as the others are doing. A: It is so quiet here. B: Yes, they are showing respect to their gods. People come here to pray and meditate. A: I noticed that the women all have some sort of head covering. B: It is a tradition that women cover their heads while in the temple. A: I noticed that all of the people were eating with their hands at dinner last night. B: Yes, that is another custom that people practice here.

27. Shuttle Bus at the Airport

A: Is this where I catch the Super Shuttle? B: Yes, this is where you catch the Super Shuttle. Where are you headed? A: I am headed home to Pasadena. B: You can tell where each van is headed by the name on the front of the van. I am the driver for Glendale, but your van should be along in a minute. A: Do you know how much it costs to get to Pasadena? B: I believe the cost of that trip is sixty dollars. A: Do you know if the shuttle goes directly to Pasadena, or does it make a lot of stops? B: Before you pay the driver, you need to ask him. He needs to be upfront with you about the number of stops he will be making. A: Do I need to have exact change? B: You don't need exact change, but it is useful to have smaller bills.

28. Arriving Home

A: It's great to be home! B: Did you have a nice trip? A: It had its surprises, but when all was said and done, it was a good trip. B: What was your favorite part? A: I loved our full moon beach party. B: What were the people like? Were they friendly? A: The people were basically quite friendly. B: Did you bring me anything? A: I brought you a lovely souvenir that I will be giving you for your birthday next week. B: I can't wait until I get to be the one to go on vacation.

Confirmation of flight reservation

I´d like to reconfirm my flight

Reservations clerk: Northwind Airlines. Can I help you? Daniel Adams: Hello. I´d like to reconfirm my flight, please. Reservations clerk: May I have your name and flight number, please? Daniel Adams: My name is Daniel Adams and my flight number is 374. Reservations clerk: When are you leaving? Daniel Adams: On May 11th. Reservations clerk: And your destination? Daniel Adams: Buenos Aires. Reservations clerk: Hold the line, please. (...) All right. Your seat is confirmed, Mr. Adams. You´ll be arriving in Buenos Aires at 4 o´clock p.m. local time. Daniel Adams: Thank you. Can I pick up my ticket when I check in? Reservations clerk: Yes, but please check in at least one hour before departure time.

At passport control

Do you have a return ticket?

Immigration officer: Good evening. Where have you come from? Paul Ryefield: Bucharest, Romania. Immigration officer: May I have your passport and form I-94, please? Paul Ryefield: Here you are. Immigration officer: What´s the nature of your visit? Business or pleasure? Paul Ryefield: Pleasure. I´m visiting my relatives. Immigration officer: How long are you going to stay in the United States? Paul Ryefield: Three weeks. Immigration officer: What is your occupation? Paul Ryefield: I work as an accountant for a Romanian telecommunications company. Immigration officer: Do you have a return ticket? Paul Ryefield: Yes, here it is. Immigration officer: That´s fine. Thanks. Enjoy your trip. Paul Ryefield: Thank you.

Reservations (airline)

Do you have any flights to Sydney next Tuesday afternoon?

Reservations clerk: Northwind Airways, good morning. May I help you? Mary Jones: Yes, do you have any flights to Sydney next Tuesday afternoon? Reservations clerk: One moment, please... Yes. There´s a flight at 16:45 and one at 18:00. Mary Jones: That´s fine. Could you tell me how much a return flight costs? I´ll be staying three weeks. Reservations clerk: Economy, business class or first class ticket? Mary Jones: Economy, please. Reservations clerk: That would be €346. Mary Jones: OK. Could I make a reservation? Reservations clerk: Certainly. Which flight would you like? Mary Jones: The 16:45, please. Reservations clerk: Could I have your name, please? Mary Jones: My name is Mary Jones, that´s M-A-R-Y J-O-N-E-S. Reservations clerk: How would you like to pay, Ms. Jones? Mary Jones: Can I pay at the check-in desk when I pick up my ticket? Reservations clerk: Yes, but you will have to confirm this reservation at least two hours before departure time. Mary Jones: I see. Reservations clerk: Now you have been booked, Ms. Jones. The flight leaves at 16:45, and your arrival in Sydney will be at 9:25 a.m., local time. The flight number is NWA 476. Mary Jones: Thank you.

At a doctor

I have a terrible stomachache.

Doctor: Good morning. Please have a seat here. What´s the problem? Paul Ryefield: I have a terrible stomachache. Doctor: Do you have diarrhea? Paul Ryefield: Yes, I do. Doctor: Do you have any other symptoms? Paul Ryefield: Yes, I feel sick. Doctor: You mean you feel nauseous? Paul Ryefield: That´s right. I feel like vomiting. And right now I feel dizzy, too. Doctor: When did the symptoms start? Paul Ryefield: This morning. Yesterday evening I ate something raw. Doctor: All right. Please take off your clothes to the waist and lie down there. ... Just tell me if it hurts when I do this. Paul Ryefield: It doesn´t hurt. ... Ouch. It hurts there. Doctor: Okay. Let´s hope it´s just indigestion, but we´ll need to run some diagnostic tests to be sure. We´ll run a blood test and we´ll also need a urine sample. Paul Ryefield: Can you give me something for the time being? Doctor: Yes, I´ll give you a prescription for indigestion tablets.

Booking a hotel room

I´d like to book a room please.

Receptionist: Good afternoon, San Felice Hotel. May I help you? Mrs Ryefield: Yes. I´d like to book a room, please. Receptionist: Certainly. When for, madam? Mrs Ryefield: March the 23rd. Receptionist: How long will you be staying? Mrs Ryefield: Three nights. Receptionist: What kind of room would you like, madam? Mrs Ryefield: Er... double with bath. I´d appreciate it if you could give me a room with a view over the lake. Receptionist: Certainly, madam. I´ll just check what we have available. . . Yes, we have a room on the 4th floor with a really splendid view. Mrs Ryefield: Fine. How much is the charge per night? Receptionist: Would you like breakfast? Mrs Ryefield: No, thanks. Receptionist: It´s eighty four euro per night excluding VAT. Mrs Ryefield: That´s fine. Receptionist: Who´s the booking for, please, madam? Mrs Ryefield: Mr and Mrs Ryefield, that´s R-Y-E-F-I-E-L-D. Receptionist: Okay, let me make sure I got that: Mr and Mrs Ryefield. Double with bath for March the 23rd, 24th and 25th. Is that correct? Mrs Ryefield: Yes it is. Thank you. Receptionist: Let me give you your confirmation number. It´s: 7576385. I´ll repeat that: 7576385. Thank you for choosing San Felice Hotel and have a nice day. Goodbye. Mrs Ryefield: Goodbye.

Checking out of the hotel

I´d like to check out now.

Receptionist: Good morning. May I help you? Daniel Adams: Yes, I´d like to check out now. My name´s Adams, room 312. Here´s the key. Receptionist: One moment, please, sir. ... Here´s your bill. Would you like to check and see if the amount is correct? Daniel Adams: What´s the 14 pounds for? Receptionist: That´s for the phone calls you made from your room. Daniel Adams: Can I pay with traveller´s cheques? Receptionist: Certainly. May I have your passport, please? Daniel Adams: Here you are. Receptionist: Could you sign each cheque here for me? Daniel Adams: Sure. Receptionist: Here are your receipt and your change, sir. Thank you. Daniel Adams: Thank you. Goodbye.

Room service

I´d like some breakfast, please.

Room service: Room service. Mary Jones: Good morning. This is room 113. I´d like some breakfast, please. Room service: Right. Excuse me. Mrs. Jones? Mary Jones: That´s right. Room service: What can I do for you? Mary Jones: I´d like some grapefruit juice, marmalade, two scrambled eggs with two sausages, toast, and a pot of black coffee, please. How long will it take? Room service: Just a few minutes, ma´am. Mary Jones: Great. Thank you.

Telephone facilities

How do I get an outside line?

Operator: Operator. May I help you? Paul Ryefield: Yes. How do I get an outside line, please? Operator: Just dial 0, wait for the dial tone, and then dial the phone number you want to call. Or we can place a call for you, if you want. Paul Ryefield: No, thanks a lot. I´ll try it myself.

At the post office

Air mail, please.

Postal clerk: Yes, ma´am? Mrs Ryefield: How much is a stamp to send a letter to France, please? Postal clerk: Air mail or surface mail? Mrs Ryefield: Air mail, please. Postal clerk: That´ll be eighty-five cents. Mrs Ryefield: Four stamps, please. How much is that? Postal clerk: Three dollars and forty cents. Mrs Ryefield: There you go.

Railway travel

A ticket to London, please.

Paul Ryefield: What time does the next train to London leave? Railway Station Clerk: At 16:35, from platform 8. Paul Ryefield: Is it a direct train to London? Railway Station Clerk: No, you have to change trains at Birmingham. Paul Ryefield: I see. One ticket to London, please. Railway Station Clerk: Single or return, sir? Paul Ryefield: Single, please. Railway Station Clerk: 64 pounds, please. Paul Ryefield: Here you are. Railway Station Clerk: Here´s your ticket and change, sir.

Ordering lunch and dinner

What else do you recommend?

Waiter: Are you ready to order, sir? Mr Ryefield: Yes. I´ll have the beef stew for starters and my wife would like tomato soup. Waiter: One beef stew and one tomato soup. What would you like for the main course? Mr Ryefield: I´ll have the Cayenne Pepper Steak and my wife would like the Fried Trout with mashed potatoes. Waiter: I´m afraid the trout is off. Mrs Ryefield: Oh dear. Err... What else do you recommend? Waiter: The sole is very good. Mrs Ryefield: OK. I´ll have that. Do you have any coleslaw? Waiter: No, I´m sorry, we don´t. Mrs Ryefield: Just give me a small mixed salad then. Mr Ryefield: Same for me. Waiter: Certainly. (...) Would you like something to drink? Mr Ryefield: Yes, please. May I see the wine list? Waiter: Certainly. Here you are.(...) Mr Ryefield: A bottle of Chablis �99, please. Waiter: Excellent choice!

Ordering breakfast

I´ll have three scrambled eggs with country ham.

Waitress: Good morning. Are you ready to order? Bill Nichols: Yes, I am, thank you. I´ll have three scrambled eggs with country ham, toast and jam, please. Waitress: Would you like anything to drink? Bill Nichols: I´ll have a tomato juice and some iced tea. Waitress: Anything else? Bill Nichols: Could I have a slice of pumpkin pie? Waitress: Sure. Coming right up.

Asking to see a product

May I see that laptop for a moment?

Bill Nichols: Excuse me. May I see that laptop for a moment? Sales clerk: Sure. You mean this one? Bill Nichols: No, the one on the left. Yes, that´s the one. ... Thank you. Sales clerk: It´s a state-of-the-art piece of equipment, sir. With a gigantic 16.1" UXGA TFT screen, 2.8 Ghz mobile processor, generous 512 MB RAM, removable 80 GB hard drive, convenient CD-RW/DVD combo drive, stunning fast graphics board with 64 MB DDR SDRAM, dual battery capability, integrated Fast Ethernet card, IEEE 1394 digital interface and eight USB ports, it has all the power of a desktop computer packed into an ultra-slim notebook! Bill Nichols: That´s impressive! What´s the sale price? Sales clerk: The regular price is $2980.00, but until December the 31st it´s on sale for just $2,699.00.

Buying food

How much is that?

Mrs Ryefield: I´ll have a whole-wheat loaf, three white loaves, a baguette and ten rolls, please. How much is that? Baker: The whole-wheat loaf is 45 cents, the white loaves are 35 cents each, the baguette is 27 cents and the rolls are eight cents each. That makes two dollars fifty-seven cents. Mrs Ryefield: There you go. Baker: Thank you, ma´am. Forty-three cents change. Have a nice day.

Menswear and ladieswear (color, design and material)

Do you have that in other colours?

Sales clerk: May I help you, sir? Paul Ryefield: Yes, please. I´m looking for a cotton polo shirt. Sales clerk: Any particular colour? Paul Ryefield: Not really. Sales clerk: How about this one? Paul Ryefield: I like the design, but don´t particularly care for the colour. Do you have that in other colours, too? Sales clerk: Well, they come in white, pale yellow, aqua, red and green. Will a white one do? Paul Ryefield: Yes. I prefer white - and may I see a pale yellow one, too? Sales clerk: Why, of course. Let´s see... White... Pale yellow. Here you are, sir.

Taking a picture

Could you please take a picture of us with this camera?

Paul Ryefield: Excuse me. Could you please take a picture of us with this camera? Man: Sure. Which button do I press to shoot? Paul Ryefield: This one. Man: Do I have to focus it? Paul Ryefield: No, this is a focus-free camera. All you have to do is point and press the button. Man: All right. Say "cheese".